Summary: \u00a0A reprisal of the episode in verse<\/p>\n
Rating: K \u00a0(260 words)<\/p>\n
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CAUTION:\u00a0 EASTER BUNNY CROSSING <\/p>\n Papa dear, I swear it’s true:<\/p>\n I saw a rabbit big as you!<\/p>\n A-ridin’ on a great big horse<\/p>\n And totin’ colored eggs, of course.<\/p>\n What happened next I can’t explain.<\/p>\n It’s much too tough for this child’s brain.<\/p>\n Some bandits, neither brave nor bold,<\/p>\n Tried to steal a load of gold.<\/p>\n Or, at least, that’s what they thought.<\/p>\n They found out different, once they were caught.<\/p>\n The rabbit stopped them, I swear it’s true,<\/p>\n By tossing eggs:\u00a0 green, yellow, blue.<\/p>\n With careful aim he lobbed them down<\/p>\n Upon each bandit’s luckless crown,<\/p>\n Then scurried off, as if in fear,<\/p>\n When one of the men he’d helped came near.<\/p>\n (The cutest thing I’ve ever seen<\/p>\n With curls of brown and eyes of green.<\/p>\n But, mercy, how I do digress!<\/p>\n Still, drooling’s fun, I must confess.)<\/p>\n Now the rabbit’s eggs were gone,<\/p>\n The ones he had to hide ‘fore dawn.<\/p>\n Poor rabbit, then he lost his horse,<\/p>\n But that’s what changed his luck, of course.<\/p>\n Inside the saddlebags he spied<\/p>\n A better gift than eggs to hide.<\/p>\n The Book of books he gave away,<\/p>\n Then mounted up and rode away.<\/p>\n Now, Papa, put that hairbrush down!<\/p>\n And please wipe off that angry frown.<\/p>\n I swear that every word is true.<\/p>\n I wouldn’t tell a lie to you.<\/p>\n I saw that rabbit, plain as day!<\/p>\n And that is all I have to say.<\/p>\n Although I know my rump may rue it,<\/p>\n That’s my story, and I’m stickin’ to it!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Tags:\u00a0 Hoss Cartwright,\u00a0Joe \/ Little Joe Cartwright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Summary: \u00a0A reprisal of the episode in verse<\/p>\n Rating: K \u00a0(260 words)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":10770,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"template-full-width-post.php","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-humor","category-poetry","wpcat-4-id","wpcat-9-id"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Hoss-bunny.jpg?fit=328%2C253&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10769\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10770"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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