Summary: A group of poems about Joe Cartwright .<\/p>\n
Rating: K<\/p>\n
Word Count: 578<\/p>\n
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As you are reading, please keep in mind that I\u2019m not a gifted poet. These are just snippets from my brain that I felt would like to be heard! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
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~~School-boy Joe~~<\/p>\n
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There once was School-boy Joe<\/p>\n
He was really the one to know<\/p>\n
School-boy Joe was liked by all the girls<\/p>\n
For his eyes shined like polished pearls<\/p>\n
He knew how to keep secrets \u201con the low\u201d<\/p>\n
And without Pa knowing, from school he would go<\/p>\n
School-boy Joe had the best hair because of his curls<\/p>\n
This, also, helped him draw in the girls<\/p>\n
\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n ~~Our Joe~~<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n He\u2019s one to have his heart on his sleeve<\/p>\n From a fight he will never leave<\/p>\n Who is he?<\/p>\n It\u2019s Our Joe<\/p>\n Not that big, but not puny at all<\/p>\n Never to crack when pushed up against a wall<\/p>\n Who is he?<\/p>\n It\u2019s Our Joe<\/p>\n His curly hair and flashing, green eyes<\/p>\n Are hard to leave when time to say your goodbyes<\/p>\n No wonder we love him; it\u2019s Our Joe.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n ~~Shirtless Joe~~*<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n This day was a day hotter than most<\/p>\n Ev\u2019ryone wished they lived on the coast<\/p>\n Except for the fair maidens of Virginia City<\/p>\n They all hoped for a glimpse of Shirtless Joe<\/p>\n And to see him they all knew where to go<\/p>\n To the largest ranch around; The Ponderosa<\/p>\n All of the young ladies flocked there<\/p>\n Where Shirtless Joe worked with nary a care<\/p>\n He took a brake to have a short swim<\/p>\n Soon, the women crept up to the fence<\/p>\n Of his shirtless-ness they hoped to catch a glimpse<\/p>\n But to their surprise, all they did find<\/p>\n was an old man taking a bath<\/p>\n For Shirtless Joe had done the math<\/p>\n and decided to work on chopping the wood<\/p>\n For he\u2019d known the number of maidens<\/p>\n so he sent the old man there bathin\u2019!<\/p>\n Then, he worked shirtless-ly in peace.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n ~~Prince Joe Cartwright~~*<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n There once was a princess so fair<\/p>\n with luscious locks of golden, blond hair<\/p>\n Then, when out on the street<\/p>\n guess whom did she meet<\/p>\n But no other than Prince Joe Cartwright<\/p>\n the one whose pants were extra tight<\/p>\n He gave her a kiss<\/p>\n that no one did miss<\/p>\n and made all the dear women near swoon<\/p>\n under the light of the bright, full moon<\/p>\n He bent down on one knee<\/p>\n and asked, \u201cWill you marry me, dear princess with golden, blond hair?\u201d<\/p>\n Then, she did what no one would dare<\/p>\n She slapped Prince Joe Cartwright<\/p>\n then said for everyone to know,<\/p>\n \u201dI will not marry such rubbishy as thee!<\/p>\n For you smell of horse and cattle pee!\u201d<\/p>\n Then, she left without any other words<\/p>\n Ev\u2019ryone was silent, save for the birds<\/p>\n Prince Joe stood there, for all he could do was stare<\/p>\n at the retreating back of the princess with golden, blonde hair.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n ~~In Loving Memory of Joe Cartwright\/Michael Landon~~**<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n There was a man both fictional and real<\/p>\n If we were down, our hearts he would heal<\/p>\n On TV he was Joe Cartwright<\/p>\n and we had looked for episodes in which his pants were worn tight<\/p>\n In real-life he was Michael Landon<\/p>\n None of our hearts would he abandon<\/p>\n When either went through pain<\/p>\n none of us were to gain<\/p>\n Both of them we loved more than a might<\/p>\n In loving memory: Joe Cartwright<\/p>\n We are sad, but we will not weep, for his life is done<\/p>\n In loving memory: Michael Landon<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n ~The End~<\/p>\n *in these poems I started to run out of words to rhyme with. Sorry!<\/p>\n **Sorry this one\u2019s so sad, but I was having a rough day.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ~The End~<\/p>\n *in these poems I started to run out of words to rhyme with. 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