{"id":2306,"date":"2009-03-19T07:31:59","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T11:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=2306"},"modified":"2025-02-27T12:13:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T17:13:29","slug":"the-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=2306","title":{"rendered":"The Question (by Dodo)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary:\u00a0 <\/span>A question…an answer required.\u00a0 A lighthearted evening’s diversion for the Cartwrights.<\/p>\n

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It was well past dusk and the sound of horses galloping into the yard made Ben Cartwright pause in his deliberations of the monthly ranch accounts that had been in desperate need of his attention over the past week.<\/p>\n

Happy of the distraction he absently placed down his pencil and stood up to look through the window behind his desk. And as his eyes adjusted to the evening gloom outside a smile fleetingly covered his face as he recognised the two familiar figures who after dismounting, began to walk their mounts into the barn. But before disappearing from sight Ben could see the largest of them covering his ears with his hands and shaking his head frantically from side to side while the smaller figure, visibly irate, continued in a one-sided animated conversation.<\/p>\n

Although raising his eyebrow with curiosity and momentary unease at the apparent friction between the two, with a sigh of relief Ben eased back down. \u201cYour brothers are home,\u201d he stated towards his eldest son who was stretched out on the settee, having a well deserved rest.<\/p>\n

Adam, who had been dozing, opened one eye and gave a slight nod of understanding towards his father. \u201cAbout time too,\u201d he grumbled as he stretched out his arms and gave a loud yawn. \u201cI\u2019m getting too old to be doing three loads of chores for days on end; though I must admit I was enjoying the peace and quiet around here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben chuckled. \u201cI know what you mean son,\u201d he replied. \u201cBut I better warn you now I have a feeling there\u2019s trouble brewing between the two of them.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam sighed as he pulled himself up. \u201cSo we\u2019ve just been enjoying the calm before the storm, eh Pa?\u201d he queried, grinning towards his father. \u201cWhy oh why couldn\u2019t I have been an only child?\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben smiled back, but if truth be known Adam had missed the never boring company of his two brothers who\u2019d been away for a few days looking over a herd of horses belonging to an old friend Enos Milford, the owner of a large spread a day\u2019s ride from the Ponderosa. And both he and Ben were more than pleased and relieved to have the two wanderers\u2019 home safe\u2026whatever mood they were in.<\/p>\n

Ben returned to his columns of figures for a few minutes then he stopped, cocking his head at the sound of muffled agitated voices outside followed by the tramp of heavy boots on the veranda.<\/p>\n

Suddenly the door burst open and Hoss walked through with a noticeably flushed face; obviously trying hard to keep his temper under control.<\/p>\n

Hanging his large hat onto a peg on the wall he unbuckled his gun belt and placed it on the credenza. Then he looked back into the darkness. \u201cI\u2019m telling you short shanks,\u201d he cried towards an unseen figure. \u201cIf you don\u2019t leave me alone and stop asking me to answer your dad burn question so help me\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Raising his eyebrows in surprise Adam looked over towards his usually placid brother while Ben closed shut his accounts book; the return of his boys more than a good excuse to leave the columns of figures for another day. He smiled a greeting; deliberately ignoring his middle son\u2019s outburst. \u201cGood to have you home Hoss.\u201d<\/p>\n

The sound of his father\u2019s voice caused Hoss to stop in his tracks and quickly glance around the room, immediately noticing the two occupants who were staring over at him.<\/p>\n

\u201cOh\u2026hi Pa, Adam,\u201d he now smiled warmly; genuinely happy to be back before his facial expression returned to one of deep irritation. \u201cAnd believe me, after the day I\u2019ve had you don\u2019t know how glad I am to see the two of you!\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a hint of concern on Ben\u2019s furrowed brow as he watched Hoss make his way towards the blazing fire in the hearth without another word and stand with his back to it, warming his large frame while his expression remained glum. And Ben was about to question him on the reasons for his air of gloominess when Joe suddenly appeared in the doorway, looking equally annoyed and bad-tempered.<\/p>\n

\u201cDamn and blast you Hoss! Hell if you ain\u2019t the worst tempered, stubborn, thick-skinned and cranky individual when you ain\u2019t got a full stomach,\u201d he yelled towards his brother as he slammed the door behind him and yanked his hat off, throwing it down hard on the floor in temper. \u201cShoot! I\u2019ve a good mind to\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Then Joe clamped his mouth shut; intuitively sensing a familiar pair of dark brown eyes boring into him.<\/p>\n

Ben stood up, folding his arms across his chest. \u201cJoseph Francis Cartwright! That may be acceptable talk in the Silver Dollar Saloon, but in this house I expect better language from my sons!\u201d he cried disapprovingly. \u201cAnd how many times do I have to tell you not to slam the door!\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe noticeably reddened and had the good grace to look sheepish. \u201cSorry Pa,\u201d he apologised as he offered over a nervous grin. \u201cGuess I didn\u2019t think on what I was saying or doing.\u201d Then he stooped down and gingerly picked up his hat before removing his own gun belt and placing it very gently on top of the credenza next to his Stetson.<\/p>\n

Ben tried to remain grim-faced but he couldn\u2019t as he inwardly laughed at his youngest son\u2019s visible discomfort. So instead he just shook his head, unable to stop from cracking a smile. Some things\u2026.and Joe never changed.<\/p>\n

With his brown eyes softening he moved around his desk and closed the distance between them, placing his arm around Joe\u2019s shoulder and squeezing it gently. \u201cJust don\u2019t go making a habit of it young man,\u201d he grinned forgivingly, pleased beyond measure to have his youngest home before releasing his grip and making for his favourite chair by the hearth where he sank into its familiar comfortable contours with a satisfying sigh.<\/p>\n

Realising for once the lucky escape he\u2019d had from his father\u2019s wrath, Joe blew out his cheeks with relief and took a moment to hang up his jacket before walking over and easing down onto the settee; exchanging a warm nod of greeting with his elder brother who returned the gesture equally amiably.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo how was your trip?\u201d Ben asked as he picked up his pipe and began to fill it with tobacco. \u201cDid you manage to get the stock we needed?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe nodded. \u201cEverything went fine Pa and we managed to round up over a hundred top notch horses including cutters and ropers and I even wangled the price down per head as well\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben stopped what he was doing and looked up. \u201cI don\u2019t want old Enos thinking we\u2019ve taken advantage of our friendship and robbed him!\u201d he interrupted. \u201cYou still paid a fair price I hope?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOf course Pa,\u201d Joe quickly confirmed. \u201cMr Milford was more than pleased with what I offered and still made himself quite a profit, I can tell you. In fact he was so happy with the deal he even agreed to deliver the stock next week and so save us the trouble of sending a few men to collect them.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSounds like the pair of you have done a fine job then,\u201d Ben said with a nod of approval as he struck a match and lit his pipe. Then he looked up at a still po-faced Hoss, and keen to cheer he smiled knowingly. \u201cNo doubt Cora supplied you with ample portions of apple pie during your visit son?\u201d<\/p>\n

Immediately a huge grin spread all over Hoss\u2019 face at the memory. \u201cShe sure did Pa. And you know Mrs Milford. She always bakes enough for seconds!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd thirds, fourths and fifths,\u201d Joe murmured under his breath. \u201cIt\u2019s a wonder poor Chubb could carry you after all you ate.\u201d<\/p>\n

Catching the slur Hoss glared murderously back. \u201cI only ate what was offered!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd the rest!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYou sayin\u2019 I\u2019m greedy?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIf the cap fits\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

While listening to the unusually strained banter between the two, Ben caught Joe\u2019s sarcastic tone and he turned his gaze squarely on him. \u201cWhat on earth is the matter with you? Surely being away for only a few days on such a successful trip is no reason to return home so bad tempered with your brother?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right Joe,\u201d added Adam, equally perplexed. \u201cI could understand if it was me you were ticked off with, but not Hoss.\u201d<\/p>\n

In a flash anger ignited in Joe\u2019s eyes. \u201cWhat you blaming me for? It ain\u2019t my fault!\u201d he cried; his voice rising to a high and argumentative crescendo. \u201cHoss is the one who\u2019s been such a jerk! I only wanted a simple answer to a simple question but he refused to listen or talk to me all the way back from the Milford\u2019s ranch no matter how hard I tried to gain his attention.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss looked aghast. \u201cDoggone it! That ain\u2019t fair Joe and you know it!\u201d he replied equally explosively. \u201cIt\u2019s hardly a secret I\u2019ve never been chatty or able to concentrate on anythin\u2019 else when we\u2019re headin\u2019 for home and my stomach thinks my throat is cut so starts a rumblin\u2019 and grumblin\u2019 for Hop Sing\u2019s cooking.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut it wouldn\u2019t have taken much for you to give me an answer even on an empty stomach!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBoys! Boys!\u201d Ben interrupted with a well practiced tone of voice that was neither raised nor menacing but totally commanding authority as his sons glared angrily at each other. \u201cThat\u2019s enough! Do you hear?\u201d<\/p>\n

Accepting the reprimand without further argument, Hoss lowered his gaze submissively and shoved his hands deep into his pants pockets. However Joe being Joe couldn\u2019t resist letting out a final loud sigh of exasperation as he looked between his father and elder brother. \u201cBut it was only one of those ipertheatrical questions and didn\u2019t need a whole load of brain power…not even from Hoss!\u201d<\/p>\n

Frowning in bewilderment Adam leaned back in his seat and locked his hands behind his head. \u201cA what?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe scowled. \u201cYou know Adam\u2026an ipertheatrical question. Remember I asked you one when the two of us were riding over to Carson City last month? Surely you ain\u2019t forgotten already?\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam frowned in confusion then abruptly it came to him. \u201cAh\u2026you mean hypothetical,\u201d he chuckled dryly.<\/p>\n

Joe sighed impatiently towards his elder brother and nodded. \u201cThat\u2019s what I said ain\u2019t it? Ipertheatrical.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah, and that\u2019s all I\u2019ve had on the trail all day, our little brother pesterin\u2019 me to answer some darn burn stupid ipertheatrical question he\u2019d come up with out of the blue. Shucks\u2026he\u2019s given me a headache with all his nagging!\u201d complained Hoss.<\/p>\n

Joe huffed angrily, something in the tone of his brother\u2019s voice making his hackles rise again. Momentarily forgetting his father\u2019s most recent caution he stood up and stretched out his arm, wagging his finger close under his big brother\u2019s nose. \u201cIt was not out of the blue! I\u2019ve been thinking on it for a long time,\u201d he cried indignantly. \u201cAnd you\u2019ve just been downright unreasonable and if anyone has the right to a headache it\u2019s me!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJoseph! That\u2019s enough!\u201d Ben repeated, raising an eyebrow in such a way to indicate he should calm down\u2026and quickly. \u201cNow sit!\u201d<\/p>\n

Reluctantly Joe returned to his seat. \u201cBut Pa you don\u2019t understand what I\u2019ve had to put up with today,\u201d he wined, looking at his father as if for support. \u201cEvery time I\u2019d try talking to Hoss he\u2019d just start chanting \u2018la la la la\u2019 over and over at the top of his voice and covering his ears so he couldn\u2019t hear what I was saying. You can\u2019t imagine how frustrating that is on a three hour ride, especially when his singing is toneless and as flat as a pancake!\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss stiffened at Joe\u2019s words and narrowed his eyes with indignation. He took a step forward, about to argue the point, when suddenly he paused. His little brother was right! He could do a lot of things but singing in tune he conceded was not one of them, so deliberately ignoring Joe\u2019s derisive retort Hoss now turned his attention to a bowl of apples on the coffee table, studying them closely before stooping down and picking out the largest.<\/p>\n

There was a momentary silence and sensing a lull between his warring brothers Adam gave Hoss an inquiring stare. \u201cSo what\u2019s the question that\u2019s caused all this trouble big brother?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss flapped his hand dismissively. \u201cI don\u2019t know Adam and I still don\u2019t wanna to know,\u201d he answered, biting into the juicy fruit and chewing noisily. \u201cAll I\u2019m interested in is what\u2019s that there dinner Hop Sing is about to give us.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s chicken,\u201d Adam told him quickly, then realising he was getting nowhere changed tack and looked over at his youngest sibling. \u201cCome on Joe. Why don\u2019t you tell me about the hypothetical question you\u2019ve come up with this time?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe shrugged. \u201cIt\u2019s not another one; it\u2019s the same one I asked you.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a marked intake of breath from Adam as suddenly alarm bells began sounding at the back of his mind. He unlaced his fingers and let his arms drop limply onto his lap. Oh no! He sighed with remembrance; seemingly lost in thought for a moment as his eyes glazed over at the memory. \u201cAh…that question,\u201d he finally muttered despondently, feeling a headache of his own coming on at the recollection.
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\nWith peace between them seemingly once more declared Hoss shot his little brother a confused look and frowned quizzically. \u201cYou mean you\u2019ve already asked Adam this here question?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure I have,\u201d answered Joe glumly. \u201cAnd if you\u2019d bothered to listen to me instead of covering your ears and la..la..la-ing all day you\u2019d have heard me tell you so.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut I don\u2019t understand,\u201d Hoss queried. \u201cIf you\u2019ve already asked Adam your question why on earth do you need an answer from me? I mean its common knowledge our elder brother is the brains around here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe sighed heavy with frustration. \u201cCause he couldn\u2019t or wouldn\u2019t give me an answer\u2026that\u2019s why!\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben raised an eyebrow questioningly as he puffed on his pipe. \u201cI\u2019m intrigued Joe. What on earth is this question? Couldn\u2019t I help in any way?\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam regarded his father with mock solemnity. \u201cHonestly Pa, you don\u2019t want to know or get involved,\u201d he said quietly. Then he couldn\u2019t help but start to chuckle. \u201cAnd I can guarantee Hoss won\u2019t either!\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe pursed his lips disapprovingly. \u201cIt ain\u2019t no laughing matter Adam,\u201d he told him moodily. Then he turned his eyes towards his father. \u201cThanks for the offer of help Pa. I may just have to take you up on it if I can\u2019t get one of my so called brothers to give me an answer!\u201d<\/p>\n

Flashing them both a scathing gaze Joe then sat back dejectedly and for a few moments Hoss considered this statement in silence as he stared down at the oak planked floor with a thoughtful frown on his face. \u201cThis here ipertheatrical\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHypothetical,\u201d Adam interjected, automatically correcting him.<\/p>\n

Hoss nodded. \u201cYeah\u2026hypothetical,\u201d he responded, giving his elder brother a quick look of thanks. \u201cAny how as I was about to say, this ipertheatrical question of yours Joe; you mean to tell me the smartest mind on the Ponderosa, maybe even in the State of Nevada couldn\u2019t answer it?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe nodded sorrowfully. \u201cThat\u2019s right Hoss,\u201d he admitted, heaving a sad and exaggerated sigh. \u201cFor the first time ever the Plato of the Ponderosa let me\u2026himself\u2026the Cartwright name down.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam gave Joe a disparaging stare. \u201cA touch melodramatic, aren\u2019t we little brother?\u201d he told him through clenched teeth.<\/p>\n

Avoiding his gaze Joe chose to ignore Adam\u2019s remark. \u201cBet you never thought you\u2019d see that day, did you Hoss? Our elder brother a failure.\u201d
\n\u201cOh please\u2026.\u201d Adam muttered under his breath while Hoss\u2019 demeanour noticeably altered to one of confidence and self-belief as he stared Joe in the face; their squabble now long forgotten. \u201cAnd you really think I can do what Adam couldn\u2019t do? Answer this here question of yours?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe nodded, an expression of sheer certainty flooding his face. \u201cOf course I do Hoss. I have the utmost faith in you,\u201d he told him in a choked voice. Then he lowered his gaze and his chin quivered slightly\u2026ever so slightly for effect.<\/p>\n

And it worked! Always a sucker where his baby brother was concerned Hoss noticed the tremble of Joe\u2019s jaw and his hesitation and was certain he could also see moisture building up in his little brother\u2019s eyes as Joe calculatingly and deliberately wiped a hand across his face.<\/p>\n

Damn! The kid\u2019s good, Adam silently acknowledged, fighting an underlying childish urge to kick Joe in the shins and really give him something to cry about as Hoss purposely took his time to chew on the last piece of apple before throwing the core into the fire.<\/p>\n

Then he spoke. \u201cIn that case Joseph\u2026just for you\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

In a flash Adam immediately leaned forward and grabbed his brother\u2019s arm. \u201cDon\u2019t go there Hoss,\u201d he informed him. \u201cBelieve me you\u2019ll live to regret it!\u201d<\/p>\n

For a moment Hoss hesitated at the caution given, then suddenly a look of understanding flashed across his face. \u201cAh\u2026now I see what you\u2019re up to elder brother. You\u2019re just worried and jealous.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam flinched as if he\u2019d been struck as he removed his hand and sank back in his seat. \u201cWorried? Jealous? What on earth of?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss straightened to his full height. \u201cYou\u2019re worried and jealous that for once old Hoss might just be able to answer a question you couldn\u2019t and so show you up to be not as clever as you and everyone else thinks you are! So there!\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam\u2019s face fell; theatrically feigning offence at his words. \u201cThat hurt Hoss. That really hurt. I only wanted to warn you seeing as you don\u2019t know what you\u2019re letting yourself in for.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJust butt out of this Adam,\u201d Joe advised with a narrow eyed glare. \u201cIf Hoss wants to answer my question, then it\u2019s his call and it\u2019s got nothing to do with you now!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right Adam,\u201d agreed Hoss; the two youngest now allies against the eldest. \u201cYou\u2019ve had your chance. Now it\u2019s my turn.\u201d<\/p>\n

Shrugging his shoulders Adam held up a hand for peace. \u201cAll right, all right. I was only trying to help but I won\u2019t say another word. Only\u2026.you\u2019ll be sorry!\u201d he smiled wickedly as his eyes danced playfully towards his big brother.<\/p>\n

Hoss gulped nervously. Something in the way Adam was looking at him made him wonder if he\u2019d somehow bitten off more than he could chew. Maybe he should back out now, while he had a chance?<\/p>\n

But suddenly there was a hustle and a bustle from the kitchen as Hop Sing entered carrying a large serving dish filled to the brim with fried chicken, potato and sweet corn. Hoss licked his lips and did a body slap on his thigh at the sight; drawing in a deep breath and appreciating the delicious smell of dinner assailing his nostrils.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo\u2026will ya answer my question Hoss?\u201d Joe asked hesitatingly again in a long practiced suffering tone that could persuade the hardest of men to acquiesce. \u201cWill ya? Please?\u201d<\/p>\n

Caught off guard, unable to tear his eyes away from the delicious feast and his concentration now focused squarely on the platter, Hoss gave a barely noticeable nod. \u201cSure I will little brother\u2026.I promise,\u201d he announced in a far away voice; not really thinking on what he was saying. \u201cBut first I aims to eat til my belly is full!\u201d<\/p>\n

Then without waiting to see if he was being followed, turned heel and made his way to the table…and supper!<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

At Ben\u2019s insistence a truce was temporarily declared during dinner regarding the \u2018question\u2019 and after everything had been cleared away, he and Adam made comfortable in front of the blazing hearth with a cup of freshly made coffee while Hoss and Joe helped Hop Sing wash the dishes.<\/p>\n

Now seated in the blue leather armchair, Adam placed his empty cup back down and closed his eyes for a moment; awaiting his brothers to rejoin them. For tired as he was he had no intention of going up to bed\u2026not yet. He had a feeling the rest of the evening was going to be entertaining\u2026very entertaining indeed.<\/p>\n

To while away the time Ben was skimming his eyes over the latest edition of the Territorial Express until eventually Hoss appeared from the kitchen, closely followed by Joe and both carrying a steaming drink of their own.<\/p>\n

\u201cYou want to play checkers?\u201d Hoss asked. \u201cBeen over a week since we last had a game.\u201d<\/p>\n

After taking a long swallow of his drink Joe shook his head vehemently. \u201cMaybe later\u2026but first you need to answer my question,\u201d he told Hoss firmly as he placed his cup down.<\/p>\n

Hoss gave a loud sigh. \u201cYou ain\u2019t still going on about that silly nonsense are you?\u201d he whined plaintively. \u201cCan\u2019t your question wait until tomorrow? It\u2019s been a long day and my head is always clearer first thing in the mornin\u2019.\u201d<\/p>\n

A faint smile touched Adam\u2019s mouth as he heard Joe ignore Hoss\u2019 pleading tone. \u201cNot a chance big brother! There\u2019s no backing out on me now. You promised and I have witnesses, don\u2019t forget,\u201d he said, pointing towards the occupants of the two single armchairs.<\/p>\n

\u201cThat\u2019s right Hoss,\u201d Adam agreed as he opened his eyes and yawned. \u201cYou promised. So hurry up before I fall asleep where I sit. I want to hear you answer this question as much as our baby brother does.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss frowned at Adam\u2019s interference. \u201cIf you\u2019re so darn tired why don\u2019t you just go to bed?\u201d he told him in a hissed whisper as he sank down onto the settee. \u201cNo one\u2019s forcin\u2019 you to stay up!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh but I wouldn\u2019t miss this for the world,\u201d Adam smiled back.<\/p>\n

Equally looking forward to the evening\u2019s diversion Ben now joined in, placing his paper down and settling back in his chair. \u201cCome on Hoss\u2026you\u2019ll never get any peace until you do what Joe asks. You know that, don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe grinned triumphantly. \u201cThat\u2019s right Hoss. A promise is a promise and everyone knows I can be a real pain in the butt when I want to be!\u201d he emphasised, though slightly aggrieved when he noticed his father smile and nod in agreement.<\/p>\n

\u201cDang you Joseph! You sure know how to twist a brother\u2019s arm with your nagging!\u201d Hoss complained. \u201cJust don\u2019t be in such an all-fired hurry. First off I need to finish my drink.\u201d<\/p>\n

Looking mildly frustrated at the delay Joe gave a sigh. \u201cVery well but you\u2019re just putting off the inevitable,\u201d he cautioned as he slid down to sit by his side.<\/p>\n

Minutes passed in silence as Ben, Adam and Joe watched Hoss sip slowly at his coffee. And Hoss stared back at his father and brothers over the rim, never before making a drink last so long until eventually he\u2019d drained every little drop and tentatively placed the cup down on the table.<\/p>\n

\u201cAt last! You ready now?\u201d Joe asked impatiently.<\/p>\n

Hoss gave the merest of nods. \u201cSuppose so,\u201d he scowled as he drummed his fingers on the arm of the settee. \u201cReckon I\u2019m as ready as I\u2019ll ever be.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe grinned. \u201cI knew I could count on you Hoss. Now\u2026you know how many brothers you got?\u201d<\/p>\n

Freezing his fingers in mid drum Hoss frowned then suddenly his broad face beamed the biggest of grins. \u201cGeeze little brother. If that ain\u2019t the dang easiest iperthe\u2026hypothetical question I\u2019ve ever heard.\u201d<\/p>\n

He looked over towards Adam with a look of superiority. \u201cYou must have had a brain storm that day if you couldn\u2019t answer that one Mr Plato of the Ponderosa!\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam laughed, ignoring the jibe. \u201cNo Hoss\u2026you don\u2019t understand\u2026that isn\u2019t Joe\u2019s hypothetical question. That\u2019s what\u2019s called a rhetorical question.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss shot him a dark look of confusion. \u201cRitor\u2026A what? Don\u2019t you get all clever with me Adam! I\u2019ve just about had enough of your funny soundin\u2019 words today. What\u2019s it mean anyhow?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cRhetorical? It means it doesn\u2019t need an answer.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss\u2019 confusion was even more apparent as he stared at his elder brother. \u201cThen why ask?\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben covered his mouth with his hand to hide his amusement as Joe rolled his eyes and forcibly poked Hoss in the side to regain his attention.<\/p>\n

\u201cLook! Concentrate on me, not Adam,\u201d he told him with a scowl. \u201cYou\u2019ve got two brothers\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then Joe paused. \u201cThat\u2019s right, ain\u2019t it Pa?\u201d he asked with a mischievous smirk. \u201cJust two brothers each? Unless there\u2019s more we don\u2019t know about that you\u2019ve hidden away all these years!\u201d<\/p>\n

Both Adam and Hoss chortled at Joe\u2019s bold impudence but though laughing inside, Ben decided to play the stern father card and remained sour faced; failing to return the grin and instead his eyes narrowing in just the way Joe had grown to recognise over the years when he\u2019d overstepped the mark.<\/p>\n

So sensing there needed to be an urgent moving on of the subject Joe quickly diverted his gaze back to Hoss and squeezed his arm. \u201cYou agree you\u2019ve got two brothers?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss grunted in agreement. \u201cYep\u2026okay\u2026I\u2019ve got two brothers. Though at this moment in time I\u2019m a wishin\u2019 I only had one,\u201d he grumbled under his breath.<\/p>\n

Joe chose to ignore the mutterings of discontent. \u201cSo all I\u2019m asking you is\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Suddenly Adam interrupted. \u201cYou can\u2019t ask Hoss your question outright just like that Joe!\u201d he told him in all seriousness. \u201cYou need to elaborate\u2026paint a picture\u2026the same way you did when you asked me. Otherwise it would be a waste of your multiple talents for story telling.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe paused. Sometimes he never knew whether his elder brother was really making fun of him\u2026.or not. But finally deciding to accept his instruction as a compliment he grinned. \u201cOkay Adam\u2026thanks. Guess I have got a sort of natural ability for this sort of thing what with my intelligence, vivid imagination, and excellent way with words.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd modesty. Don\u2019t forget being modest,\u201d Adam smiled, slanting his father a glance and giving him a wink.<\/p>\n

\u201cCan\u2019t argue about that,\u201d agreed Joe a little too smugly before returning his attention to the matter in hand. \u201cNow here\u2019s the thing Hoss. One night while we\u2019re all asleep, there\u2019s a fire here on the Ponderosa.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss frowned questioningly as he looked towards the blazing hearth. \u201cA fire? But why do we have a fire? Is it winter?\u201d<\/p>\n

Following his brother\u2019s gaze, Joe puckered his brow, bemused. \u201cWinter? What you talking about Hoss? It doesn\u2019t matter if it\u2019s winter or not!\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss scowled. \u201cWell it matters to me! You know how I suffer with my corns when it gets cold.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe gritted his teeth. \u201cOkay\u2026it\u2019s not winter. Does that make you and your corns happy?\u201d he demanded. \u201cBut anyway it\u2019s not that kind of fire.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss looked back at his brother. \u201cNot that kind of fire?\u201d he queried, narrowing his eyes with suspicion. \u201cThen what kind of fire is it?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s a fire fire. You know, the sort that makes a house catch alight.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cHow?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe gave a pathetic little shrug. \u201cThe house just catches fire! Doesn\u2019t matter how!\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss shook his head and scowled\u2026again. \u201cOf course it matters!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOkay\u2026okay! A burning log slips out the hearth and onto the carpet. Satisfied?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss shook his head once more. \u201cWouldn\u2019t happen.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe threw up his arms in exasperation. \u201cWhat do you mean it wouldn\u2019t happen? It\u2019s my story! It happened!\u201d he squeaked. \u201cHeck! I never had this trouble when I was asking Adam!\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss was unrepentant. \u201cI\u2019m telling you little brother it wouldn\u2019t happen.\u201d<\/p>\n

Unconsciously Joe tightened his fists into a ball of frustration. \u201cOkay Mr Know It All. Do tell me, why wouldn\u2019t it happen?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss looked over towards his father. \u201cPa always makes sure the fire is well dampened down if he\u2019s the last to bed,\u201d he declared. \u201cAnd he\u2019s drilled into the three of us to do the same since we were knee high to a grasshopper. So I\u2019m telling you short-shanks\u2026it wouldn\u2019t happen! No way! That\u2019s right Pa, aint it?\u201d<\/p>\n

Ben smiled and gave a silent nod as Joe took a deep, deep breath to steady his growing irritation. \u201cVery well; bad example,\u201d he accepted, clenching and unclenching his fingers as his eyes wandered around the room for inspiration. A small smile then formed on his face and he stared back at Hoss triumphantly. \u201cThe lamp gets knocked over. That\u2019s what causes the fire.\u201d<\/p>\n

Three heads turned and followed Joe\u2019s gaze; all staring for a moment at the offending lantern that always sat on a shelf behind Ben\u2019s desk and was always left alight through the hours of darkness.<\/p>\n

\u201cSurely if one of us knocked over the lamp they\u2019d right it straight away?\u201d Hoss questioned. \u201cStands to reason!\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cMaybe they were blind drunk! Didn\u2019t even know what they\u2019d done!\u201d<\/p>\n

Again a look of reason flashed across Hoss\u2019 face as he focused his gaze on their father once more. \u201cNo way little brother. None of us would ever dare to get that drunk if they wanted to see another birthday!\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe opened his mouth to argue but then grudgingly nodded his head in agreement. \u201cOkay\u2026bad example.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a moment\u2019s pause as Joe concentrated his thoughts. \u201cGot it!\u201d he finally grinned with a click of his fingers. \u201cThe wind forces the front door open and blows over the lamp.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSorry little brother,\u201d Adam interrupted with a sly smirk, keen to add his two cents worth to the more than amusing proceedings. \u201cNothing but nothing short of a hurricane would ever open that door and seeing as we haven\u2019t had one around here in my life time I\u2019m thinking the chances are\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe exhaled heavily. \u201cAll right! All right! Bad example!\u201d he cried again then rose and began pacing the floor as three pairs of eyes followed his every move.<\/p>\n

He stopped in mid stride. \u201cThe stove catches fire?\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss shook his head. \u201cHop Sing always makes sure it\u2019s out and cold before he leaves the kitchen.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe began pacing again, murmuring quietly to himself before suggesting hopefully. \u201cA candle is left unattended?\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam offered over further unwanted input. \u201cIt\u2019s not the Dark Ages Joe! This is 1860! We use oil lamps now remember?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe sighed. He was running out of options. \u201cPa leaves his lighted pipe lying on his chair?\u201d<\/p>\n

At this point Ben\u2019s face flashed with horror at the thought. \u201cOkay Pa\u2026.bad example,\u201d Joe admitted before his father could rebuke him for such a suggestion.<\/p>\n

\u201cIndian attack?\u201d By now Joe was clutching at straws.<\/p>\n

Three heads shook from side to side then as one cried out. \u201cBad example!\u201d<\/p>\n

Laughter filled the room as Ben, Adam and Hoss fell about at their shared joke, but failing to see what amused them so, Joe eased down into his chair; a look of imminent defeat on his face. His shoulders slumped but he wasn\u2019t done\u2026yet.<\/p>\n

\u201cLightening strike?\u201d<\/p>\n

There was silence. Joe sat up and cautiously looked from one face to another then repeated his suggestion with a little elaboration towards his big brother. \u201cThere\u2019s a bolt of lightening that strikes the house and it catches fire. Would that work for you?\u201d<\/p>\n

After a moments thought Hoss nodded. \u201cSure\u2026that works.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cThank heavens for an act of God!\u201d Joe muttered.<\/p>\n

\u201cWas there thunder? You know how I likes a loud thunder storm,\u201d Hoss exclaimed enthusiastically.<\/p>\n

Joe glared at him, nodded and moved to continue but Hoss wasn\u2019t finished yet.<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd is there rain? Can\u2019t have thunder and lightening without a good downpour.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe gave a thin lipped smile. \u201cThunder, rain, lightning\u2026you can have as much as you like of them all Hoss. Now can I finish?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure. But could you start your question again? I\u2019m kinda confused.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe\u2019s eyes flashed wildly as he bit back an improper and totally inappropriate retort. He took a deep breath and nodded. \u201cDuring a wild midsummer storm with torrential rain\u2026and ear-splitting thunder, a bolt of lightening hits the roof and sets the house ablaze. There\u2019s flames flickering and licking everywhere; up the stairs, across the landing. Me and Adam are in our rooms, both trapped and unable to escape the blaze. However you come to the rescue but can only save one of us before the whole house burns to the ground. Who would you choose?\u201d<\/p>\n

For half a minute Hoss stared open mouthed and dumbfounded. \u201cJoseph if that don\u2019t take the biscuit! Why I\u2019ve never heard such a stupid question in all my life,\u201d he finally declared incredulously. \u201cHow do you expect me to answer that?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cBut you\u2019ve got to answer Hoss,\u201d Joe cried with frustration. \u201cAdam couldn\u2019t\u2026wouldn\u2019t\u2026and I need to know.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe banged his hand on the arm of the settee with impatience. \u201cI just do! It\u2019s important!\u201d he cried heatedly.<\/p>\n

At this point an equally puzzled Ben joined in the conversation. \u201cJoseph there\u2019s no wonder your brothers can\u2019t give you an answer to such a bizarrely strange question. I think it\u2019s only fair you explain yourself.\u201d<\/p>\n

For a moment Joe remained tight-lipped, stubbornly refusing to say a word, but finally he gave a sigh of resignation. \u201cVery well Pa. But only if you all promise not to laugh.\u201d<\/p>\n

Realising the light-hearted mood of the past half hour had now taken a dramatic change of direction three heads nodded as Joe then took a calming breath. \u201cYou know how when I go to bed at night nothing seems to wake me until its way past dawn?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cAnd how!\u201d agreed Hoss. \u201cI\u2019m sure a herd of buffalo tramping through your room wouldn\u2019t rouse you and that\u2019s a fact.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe nodded with a faint smile. \u201cIt\u2019s never bothered me before to be such a heavy sleeper but\u2026well a while ago I started having this dream. It was the same one night after night,\u201d he explained but now when he spoke his voice was little more than a whisper.<\/p>\n

\u201cThere was a fire here at the house while we were all in bed. You all escaped but I stayed fast asleep even though you were all shouting at me from the yard to wake up, to get out. And though the flames were crackling and snapping, loud enough to wake the dead, and my blankets were smouldering round the edges; on I slept, snoring away till\u2026till it was too late. Then I\u2019d wake up.\u201d<\/p>\n

There was a protracted silence and noting his brother was visibly shaken by the recollection, Hoss gently squeezed his shoulder. \u201cShucks Joe. You\u2019ve been getting yourself all bothered over nothin\u2019. We ain\u2019t ever had a bad fire here. Don\u2019t reckon we ever will.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe\u2019s sad eyes flittered around nervously. \u201cI know that but I got to feeling a bit\u2026well scared. And that\u2019s why I came up with my question. I knew I was being stupid but I just needed to know one of you would choose to come and wake me up and save me if it ever happened; not forget about me and leave me fast asleep to die.\u201d<\/p>\n

For a moment Ben stared at his dejected youngest and the sight tore at his heartstrings while Adam cleared his throat that had tightened at his brother\u2019s confession. \u201cYou weren\u2019t being stupid Joe,\u201d he told him sympathetically. \u201cAnd now I know the reasoning behind your question I\u2019ll give you your answer. If I have to choose you\u2019ll be the one I wake up and save from certain death rather than big brother here\u2026.should it ever happen!\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe swallowed back a sob. \u201cYou will?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cSure he will,\u201d Hoss confirmed with a smile. \u201cAnd I promise yours will be the scrawny hide I wake and whip off to safety first rather than elder brother\u2026should it ever happen.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe visibly sighed with relief, now with complete peace of mind. \u201cGeeze\u2026you\u2019re the best brothers a brother could have,\u201d he said giving Adam and Hoss a genuine look of thanks. \u201cWhat would I do without you two?\u201d<\/p>\n

Ruffling his hair Hoss grinned widely. \u201cShoot Joe\u2026that\u2019s what we\u2019re here for; to look after you.\u201d Then he rubbed his eyes tiredly and stood up, letting out a loud yawn; now feeling thoroughly worn out. \u201cAnyway think I\u2019ll turn in. It\u2019s been a long, long day one way and another.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cGood idea big brother,\u201d Adam agreed wearily as he and Joe also pushed themselves off their chairs, equally bushed. \u201cYou comin\u2019 up Pa?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIn a minute,\u201d Ben answered, bursting at the seams with pride as he watched his sons make their way slowly up the stairs. \u201cNight boys.\u201d<\/p>\n

Three figures paused and looked back as one; all smiling towards him. \u201cNight Pa,\u201d they echoed before continuing on their way and finally disappearing from sight.<\/p>\n

For a few minutes more Ben remained still, listening to muffled conversation, doors being shut and the clump of footsteps overhead until all went quiet. Taking a final puff on his pipe he carefully tapped out the small amount of tobacco still inside and then purposely laid it securely on the mantelpiece.<\/p>\n

Rising from his seat, and although feeling slightly over cautious, Ben then purposely took longer than usual to double check the dying embers of the fire and next made sure the stove in the kitchen was out and cold, even though Hop Sing had never failed to do the chore in over twenty years.<\/p>\n

And when returning to the living room Ben once again turned down all the lamps as he\u2019d done routinely every evening and made his way to the stairs. But at the bottom step he paused and looked towards his desk. \u201cOh well\u2026better safe than sorry,\u201d he silently decided, feeling a little foolish as he walked over to the one oil lamp that had always been left to burn during the night and turned down the wick.<\/p>\n

Making his way by touch in the darkened house, Ben then went directly up the stairs without incident, and once in his room sat down on the bed in thoughtful contemplation as his mind went over the evening\u2019s conversation. For he couldn\u2019t help but wonder\u2026.<\/p>\n

If ever there was a fire at the house\u2026and heaven forbid there would be such a catastrophe\u2026.and if he was placed in the terrible position of having to rescue and save one of his boys above the others, which one would he choose?<\/p>\n

And for once Ben had no clear cut answer to his silent query.<\/p>\n

That really was\u2026.without a doubt\u2026.The Question.<\/p>\n

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