{"id":3313,"date":"2009-04-03T10:44:14","date_gmt":"2009-04-03T14:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=3313"},"modified":"2025-02-27T12:13:29","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T17:13:29","slug":"the-stagecoach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=3313","title":{"rendered":"The Stagecoach (by iceangelmkx)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span class=\"label\" style=\"color: #000000;\">Summary: \u00a0<\/span>Hoss and his wife Bessie Sue share a little ride together.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">*Written for the R-Rated Chaps &amp; Spurs Literacy Challenge*<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>Warning!: Contains explicit scenes of a sexual nature.\u00a0 Please be advised before reading!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span class=\"label\" style=\"color: #000000;\">Rated:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0MA \u00a0WC \u00a01900<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Stagecoach<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"pagetitle\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>It had started out as an ordinary night.<\/strong> With his Pa and brothers away in Sacramento, their cook Hop Sing visiting relatives in San Francisco, and the ranch hands away taking care of other parts of the land, Hoss Cartwright had the entire Ponderosa to himself. This gave him the chance to spend some\u2026 quality time at the main house with his wife, Bessie Sue.<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"chapter\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">On one sunny day, Bessie Sue found herself not in the mood to cook. So that the couple didn\u2019t starve, they decided to go into town to eat at Daisy\u2019s for dinner. That was when everything started to become not-so-ordinary.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">That evening, Bessie Sue was out of her usual plaid shirt and pants and was now wearing a simple light green dress, and her wavy blond hair was done in a single low bun. Hoss never minded her wearing pants. Somehow though, whenever she did the rare occasion of wearing a dress, it only made their moments more special, and he was beginning to like that.<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">At their request, Hoss and Bessie Sue sat in the back corner of the restaurant where they would sweet talk to each other, their voices low enough so that no one patrons there would hear them, with the exception of their stiffened laughter. Their talk only made them want each other more, and they couldn\u2019t wait to get back to the house.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Of course, first thing was first\u2026 they had to eat their meal if they were going to keep their strength up tonight. After eating some steaks with mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, corn on the cob, and a slice of chocolate cake for dessert, their paid for their meal and began heading over to the livery stable to retrieve their horses.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The sun had already set for the evening, and many of Virginia City\u2019s citizens were now home. The handful who were still up were either going home from work, or were heading off to one of the saloons.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">When they reached the stable, Hoss wasn\u2019t surprised to see Pete, the livery man, sleeping amongst some hay outside the doors, a half-empty bottle of whiskey in hand. It was a usual occurrence, and since Hoss had already paid the man when they first arrived, he and Bessie Sue quietly walked in.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Some of the oil lamps were still lit in the large stable\u2026 so it almost caught Hoss by surprise when he saw a stagecoach in the middle of the room. It hadn\u2019t been there when they first arrived here.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Not thinking any more of it, Hoss headed over to the stall where his horse was. \u201cThe sooner we get home honey, the sooner we\u2019ll enjoy our evening,\u201d he said with a big grin on his face.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">To his surprise, Bessie Sue grabbed his arm. \u201cWait a minute, Hoss,\u201d she began to say. \u201cMaybe we shouldn\u2019t rush home right away.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss\u2019 blue eyes widened in surprise as he quickly turned his head to his wife. This was the first time since they got married that Bessie Sue wasn\u2019t in a rush to make love. \u201cWhat do ya mean, darlin\u2019?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Bessie Sue looked up at him with a mischievous smile on her face. \u201cWell Hoss\u2026 I was thinking, um, we could go for\u2026 a little ride.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Confusion spread across Hoss\u2019 face. \u201cAt this hour?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Bessie Sue giggled a little. \u201cNot that kind of ride, silly.\u201d Her head tilted in a certain direction. Hoss followed it and realized that she was pointing at the stagecoach.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Her smile widened as Hoss finally began to realize what she had in mind. His eyes bigger than before, he turned his attention back to her. \u201cBessie Sue! You\u2019re not thinkin what I think ya thinking, are ya?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">She gave him a teasing look. \u201cMaybe.\u201d With that, she began walking over to the empty stagecoach. Suddenly feeling dumbfounded, Hoss chased after her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cBut honey, don\u2019t ya think we should go somewhere a little more\u2026 roomy?\u201d Hoss tried to suggest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Bessie Sue looked at him seductively. \u201cI kind of like the idea of being enclosed\u2026 besides, I think it\u2019ll bring us closer, if you know what I mean. Besides\u2026\u201d She began to snake her hands around Hoss\u2019 shoulders and she raised an eyebrow. \u201cI don\u2019t think I can wait any longer. Don\u2019t you agree?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss couldn\u2019t help but smile at that. \u201cI reckon I do.\u201d He then got a little nervous. \u201cSuppose someone hears us-\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cOld Pete out there is sleeping like a baby, and everyone else is either home or drunk at the saloons. Who\u2019s going to hear us? Now help me up into the stage.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss relaxed a little, feeling that she was right. Besides, he always knew that once Bessie Sue had an idea in her head, there was no turning back. He always believed her whenever she said that she would skin him alive with a dull knife whenever he got her mad, and he was sure that\u2019s what she would do if he didn\u2019t get into that stagecoach with her right now.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Besides, he couldn\u2019t deny the tight urge in his pants.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Quickly, he grabbed a clean blanket that was hanging over an empty stall before throwing it through one of the windows of the carriage. Then, he opened the door and began helping Bessie Sue up. Despite her tall height and toned body from years of ranch work, she was actually as light as a bag of feathers to him. Once she was in, he followed suit and closed the door behind them.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Neither one of them wasted any time as they gave in to their passion. It was mostly heavy breathing at first before the moans of ecstasy was heard, causing the few horses in the stable to stir. They quickly tore their clothes off from each other and tossed them away aimlessly. A couple of the clothes ended up in a hanging position over the stagecoach windows, where an arm or leg would pop out for a moment before pulling back inside.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss eventually sat himself down on one of the seats as Bessie Sue kneeled herself on the floor in front of him. She smiled at him as she stroked his manhood before taking it into her warm mouth. Hoss grinned at the feeling and started to lean himself back\u2026 however, he ended up going too fast and smacked the back of his head harder than he should against the wall.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cOwe!\u201d Hoss cried out as he began rubbing the pain.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Bessie Sue briefly removed his member from her mouth and looked up at him. \u201cWhat happened?\u201d she asked.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss shook his head. It wasn\u2019t the first time he hit his head during their lovemaking, but it still hurt. \u201cI hit my head again. I dunno which was worse, that or hitting my head on the bedpost last night?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cYou poor thing,\u201d his wife said sympathetically. \u201cHere, let me make it all better.\u201d With that, she resumed to the\u00a0<em>fellatio<\/em>.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Leaning back more carefully, Hoss placed a hand on top of Bessie Sue\u2019s head, which slowly moved up and down as she continued to pleasure him. He smiled as he felt her free hand starting to massage his scrotum.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cOh darlin\u2019, I love it when you do that,\u201d Hoss moaned with pleasure.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">This went on for a couple of more minutes before Hoss began to pull her up, wanting to prolong their lovemaking. \u201cCome sit on my lap,\u201d he said huskily.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Not waiting another second, Bessie Sue straddled herself on Hoss and impaled his manhood into her warm center. At the same second, Bessie Sue began to move, with Hoss grabbing on to her firm buttocks for support.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Their quick motion caused the stagecoach to creak loudly and rock back and forth. Hoss wondered at one point if the carriage would end up breaking, but the thought was quickly tossed aside as Bessie Sue let out another loud moan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The wedded couple continued their rough lovemaking, their whoops, hollers, howls, and catcalls piercing the usually silent livery stable, scaring the horses more than once, but they surprisingly tried not to break down their stalls to escape. After what seemed like a long time, Bessie Sue leaned her head on his shoulder as she climaxed, letting out a loud cry of delight. Hoss soon followed after, spilling his seed into her.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Neither one of them ever heard the sliding door to the stable open.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Seconds later, they were still catching their breath when an unexpected voice called out. \u201cWhat in tarnation is going on in here?!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">They both froze for a moment before they frantically grabbed for the blanket on the opposite seat. They barely managed to cover their naked forms before Roy Coffee peaked into the stagecoach.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The couples eyes were wide to where it looked as though they were ready to fall out of their sockets. As for Roy, the older man was about ready to faint from shock. He knew by the way they covered themselves with the blanket what they were up to, and it was the last thing the Sheriff expected when he came here.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cHoss Cartwright\u2026\u201d he began to say. Truthfully, Roy wasn\u2019t really sure how to comprehend this.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss stuttered at his words. \u201cRoy! It\u2026 it\u2019s not what ya think!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Roy could only nodded, his face still astonished. \u201cUh huh\u2026\u201d he uttered. \u201cAnd here I thought I was walking into a murder scene. Old Pete here thought someone was getting killed and came runnin\u2019 to me.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">The couple found themselves blushing, and Bessie Sue chuckled a little sheepishly. She always knew she was loud in the bedroom, but she never imagined that anyone would think she was getting murdered.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss swallowed. \u201cYou won\u2019t tell anyone, will ya?\u201d\u00a0<em>Especially Pa<\/em>, he ended up thinking.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cNo, but look Hoss,\u201d Roy began to say. \u201cThe next time you and your wife are in town to\u2026 do what you need to do\u2026 please do so more quietly, and someplace where no one will catch you. I\u2019m surprised the whole town hasn\u2019t come running out to see what was going on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Hoss was already imagining his face more red than a tomato at Roy\u2019s words. And indeed he was thankful that only the Sheriff caught them. \u201cYes sir,\u201d he finally said.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u201cNow get a move on and go home before the whole town finds out.\u201d With that, Roy turned on his heel and headed out, hoping to forget what he just saw tonight.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">After the couple got dressed (and cleaned up), they were barely out of the stagecoach when Bessie Sue spoke. \u201cRemind me to ask Roy to borrow his handcuffs the next time we see him.\u201d She gave him a mischievous grin.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">Still feeling embarrassed at getting caught, Hoss could only give her a disconcerted look.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><strong>~The End~<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"toplink\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div id=\"copyright\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-size: 12pt;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Disclaimer:<\/span>\u00a0All publicly recognizable characters and settings are the property of their respective owners. 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