{"id":39292,"date":"2022-07-19T08:43:52","date_gmt":"2022-07-19T12:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=39292"},"modified":"2026-07-22T07:51:38","modified_gmt":"2026-07-22T11:51:38","slug":"throwing-a-houlihan-by-bluewindfarm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=39292","title":{"rendered":"Throwing a Houlihan (by BluewindFarm)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary:\u00a0 Chalk one more up to Little Joe and ‘cowboy-isms’.<\/span><\/p>\n

Rating:\u00a0 G\u00a0 (1,525 words)<\/span><\/p>\n

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Cowboy-isms Series:<\/strong><\/p>\n

There’s Wisdom, and then there’s…<\/a>
\nThrowing a Houlihan<\/a><\/p>\n

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Author\u2019s note:\u00a0 I know Virginia City didn\u2019t exist during the time frame of my story, so I ask your indulgence in believing that the town and a school room did exist; because when inspiration struck I just couldn\u2019t see this story working with any other characters or time.<\/span><\/p>\n

Throwing a Houlihan<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Standing outside the cell, Sheriff Roy Coffee watched over Doctor Paul Martin while he tended to the\u00a0 battered and sure to be bruised oldest Cartwright son; only recently returned home from spending the last few years in Boston attending college.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI know it hurts, Adam,\u201d Paul quietly acknowledged while strapping his patient\u2019s rib cage. \u201cYou\u2019re not going to be able to ride your horse home with your ribs as injured as they are.\u201d\u00a0 Twisting his head and neck around to speak over his shoulder, \u201cYou send anyone for Ben?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNot yet, wanted to figure out the damage before sending a rider out.\u00a0 No need to if’n he was going be able to ride,\u201d answered Roy.\u00a0 Changing the tone of his voice to address his ‘not quite a prisoner’, \u201cYour Pa\u2019s gonna have some choice words to say to you about this.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m sure he will,\u201d Adam answered with a grunt while slipping his arms into the red shirt Paul Martin held for him.\u00a0 “Least this shirt will hide some of the blood I spilled this afternoon.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Task accomplished, the doctor stooped to pick up the rags he’d used to clean up the bloody nose and split lip, then tossed them into the trash can.\u00a0 Snapping his black bag closed, Paul turned to leave the eight by twelve foot enclosure.\u00a0 He couldn’t stop the grin from appearing as he proclaimed, \u201cI think it would be safe to release him into Ben\u2019s custody when he gets here.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m inclined to keep him overnight just for the principle of it all.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cRoy!\u201d Adam stopped buttoning his shirt to grab round the front of his ribs before quietly adding, \u201cI didn\u2019t start the fight.\u00a0 I don\u2019t even know who they were.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cThat don\u2019t make no sense, Adam.\u00a0 Two strangers beating up on ya?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Fastening the last button, Adam chose not to tuck the shirttail into his pants, \u201cTell me about it.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI knowed who they is,\u201d fourteen year old Kyle Marsden answered while peeking through the double-door separating the office and jail cells.<\/span><\/p>\n

Turning to address the boy who most likely would be sent to fetch Ben Cartwright to town, \u201cJust who were they, son?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Puffing out his chest and grabbing his suspenders near his collar bone, mimicking the mayor’s act of \u2018self-importance\u2019, \u201cThey\u2019s the uncles of Gunther Strayton.\u00a0 They weren\u2019t none to pleased about Little Joe bragging on his older brother.\u00a0 Came to town to set it right.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cLittle Joe?\u201d Adam piped up, definitely interested in hearing the remainder of the story.\u00a0 \u201cWhat\u2019s Joe been saying?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBy what Andrew, my little brother\u2019s been saying, Little Joe began bragging earlier this week during recess about you being the best at fighting the Houlihans.\u00a0 Even went on to say how a bunch of your wranglers were uh, uh, well I can\u2019t remember the word, but he just kept going on an on.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Gently pushing himself to stand from the bunk and approaching the boy, Adam asked, \u201cGunther\u2019s uncles\u2019 last name wouldn\u2019t be Houlihan, now would it?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Shaking his head at hearing, \u201cYep,\u201d Adam couldn\u2019t hide the groan as he moved back towards the bunk.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s up Adam?\u201d Reaching for his patient, Paul asked,\u00a0 \u201cAre you okay?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Allowing gravity to slowly pull him back down, \u201cChalk another one up for Little Joe.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhatcha mean Adam?\u201d asked Roy.<\/span><\/p>\n

Looking between the two men, \u201cYou know what a houlihan is? Right?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Scratching the back of his head, Roy answered, \u201cYeah, Harry Houlihan and his brother Cain are champion wrestlers if I remember correctly.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cNot that houlihan.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

The doctor and sheriff looked to each other and then to Adam before responding, “Huh?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I guess I can’t fully blame Joe, what with him being raised on a ranch.\u00a0 It’s not his fault that Gunther and his family were farmers and city folk before heading west.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Worried that the son of his best friend may have suffered an undiagnosed head injury, “Adam, you need to lie down and rest until your Pa gets here.\u00a0 I’m gonna stay to make sure you haven’t suffered a significant concussion.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Moving the boy away from the cell, knowing that Ben needed to be alerted, \u201cKyle, how about you ride out to the Ponderosa and tell Ben I need him in town.\u00a0 I\u2019ll pay ya a quarter when you get back.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cReally? A whole quarter Sheriff?\u201d Kyle exclaimed, his face beaming in anticipation of earning so much money.<\/span><\/p>\n

Fussing by pushing Paul’s hands away, \u201cI\u2019ll make it an even fifty cents if you don\u2019t tell my Pa about this little dust up.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cLittle dust up?!\u201d Paul asked in disbelief.\u00a0 \u201cAdam those two men could have killed you.\u00a0 It\u2019s lucky Sally Bennington’s scream scared them away.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Raising his bushy eyebrows, “And just how are you going to get home if Ben doesn’t drive the buckboard?”\u00a0 Doing his best to hide a smirk and not laugh as Adam glared back at him.\u00a0 “Kyle, you just tell Ben to drive the buckboard in and I’ll explain everything when he arrives.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Paul added, “And you can tell him that Adam is okay.\u00a0 Or at least will be all right.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Will I still get the full fifty cents if I don’t tell him about the fight?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Gifting a small smack on the seat of the boy’s pants, Roy pointed Kyle out the door.<\/span><\/p>\n

*****<\/span><\/p>\n

“Careful Adam,” Ben offered while guiding his son through the entryway and towards the blue chair that set to the right of the fireplace.\u00a0 “HOP SING!”<\/span><\/p>\n

Grimacing while lowering himself to the soft cushion, “Pa, I can do without the shouting.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Oh, sorry.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Mr. Cartwight, you yell?” the housekeeper and cook extraordinaire inquired while stopping at the end of the dining room table.\u00a0 His face displayed a mixture of upset at the way he was summoned, again, and concern that one of ‘his’ boys was hurt, again.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yes, Hop Sing.\u00a0 I’m sorry for yelling.\u00a0 My apologies.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Seeing his employee nod, “Adam has a few bruised ribs and is going to be quite sore for the next few days.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I know just what he need.\u00a0 I back with supplies and coffee.”<\/span><\/p>\n

*****<\/span><\/p>\n

Later, Adam nodded as Hop Sing removed the dinner tray from his lap, “As always, Hop Sing, your supper was superb, very good.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“How you ribs now?” he inquired.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Much better.\u00a0 You need to let Doctor Martin know what herbs you use.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Trade secret,” he nodded and left the room.<\/span><\/p>\n

Ben, Hoss, and Little Joe\u00a0 pushed their chairs back from the dining table before walking to join Adam in the great room.\u00a0 Motioning his younger sons to the settee, Ben said, “We need to discuss the root cause of Adam’s injuries, boys.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“He got in’a fight,” Joe spoke before thinking as he plopped himself not too close to his pa nor Adam, having a feeling that it somehow involved him based on the glances the two had given him ever since he’d come through the front door earlier in the afternoon.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Not exactly son.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Whatcha mean Pa.\u00a0 I know’d Adam didn’t get throwed from a horse.\u00a0 I saw ya driving him in the buckboard with his horse tied… oh, I guess he coulda gotten throwed.”\u00a0 Blushing while lowering his head to look at his hands, Hoss offered, “Sorry Adam, I know yer a good rider and all.\u00a0 It can happen to the best of us.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yeah, but not likely!” Joe quickly defended his oldest brother.\u00a0 Turning while pointing towards the front door, trying to get his meaning across,\u00a0 “I mean if all the wranglers say he’s the best at throwing a houlihan, he ain’t likely coming off a horse.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Leaning forward Adam rested his elbows on his knees, “That’s part of the cause.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Sitting back while scrunching up his face in confusion, “Huh?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Taking a savory draw on his pipe, Ben spoke, “Joe, we know how proud you are of Adam, we all are.\u00a0 But you need to temper your enthusiasm when talking with your classmates.\u00a0 Not all of them understand ‘ranch life’ and the terminology we use to describe what we do.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Looking to his pa, “Huh?\u00a0 Now I’m really confused.\u00a0 What does ranch life and termi…termi whatever got to do with what happened to Adam?”<\/span><\/p>\n

None of the others could stop the gentle laughs at their youngest member.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Joe, terminology means language or lingo,” Adam answered.<\/span><\/p>\n

Slapping his hands on the cushions in frustration, “Then why didn’t pa say that?”<\/span><\/p>\n

“I did, oh never mind.” Ben refrained from getting into a protracted discussion on how if his youngest paid more attention at school…\u00a0 “Adam was assaulted, I mean beat up by Gunther Strayton’s uncles because you had been boasting during recess about Adam being the best at throwing a houlihan.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“So, he is, all the wranglers were clapping Adam on the back and shouting it out last week.”<\/span><\/p>\n

“Yes, but do you know Gunther’s uncles’ names?” Ben asked.<\/span><\/p>\n

Relaxing to the back of the settee, “Sure, Uncle Harry and Uncle Cain.”<\/span><\/p>\n

His eyes moving from one family member to another, and after putting the pieces together, Hoss asked, “Their last name ain’t Houlihan, is it?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Ben and Adam nodded.<\/span><\/p>\n

“Oh Lordy.”\u00a0 Looking to his little brother, “Shortshanks, ya really done it this time.”<\/span><\/p>\n

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The End<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

To enjoy Little Joe’s experience with other cowboy’isms, read my story, There’s Wisdom and Then There’s<\/a>…<\/span><\/p>\n

This story was inspired by a line in the song ‘Old Paint’, written and sung by Linda Ronstadt:<\/span><\/p>\n

“I’m going to Montana, to throw a houlihan.”<\/span><\/p>\n

For more information on ‘throwing a houlihan’, visit\u00a0 Cowboy Up: Houlihan Throw (americancowboy.com)<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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