Synopsis:<\/b>\u00a0A cute new song about the Cartwrights
\nRating:\u00a0 G\u00a0 Words:\u00a0 270<\/p>\n
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THE CARTWRIGHT FAMILY \n (Chorus One)<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n Ben and the Boys\u00a0[snap, snap],<\/i><\/p>\n Ben and the Boys\u00a0[snap, snap],<\/i><\/p>\n Ben and the Boys, Ben and the Boys,<\/p>\n Ben and the Boys!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Verse One<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n They\u2019re rugged and they\u2019re daring,<\/p>\n Adventurous and caring,<\/p>\n They\u2019re absolutely manly\u2026<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n (Chorus Two)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Ben and Buck\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i>,<\/p>\n Adam and Sport\u00a0[snap, snap],<\/i><\/p>\n Hoss and Chubb, Joe and “Cooch”,<\/p>\n Jamie and Pepper!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Verse Two<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n There\u2019s Ben, the ideal father,<\/p>\n Principled, wise and patient,<\/p>\n Stern, but kind and loving.<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n (Chorus Three)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Ben and his wives\u00a0[snap, snap],<\/i><\/p>\n Ben and Liz\u00a0[snap, snap],<\/i><\/p>\n Ben and Inger, Ben and Marie,<\/p>\n Ben and his wives.\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Verse Three<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Adam is hairy-chested,<\/p>\n Intelligent and charming,<\/p>\n Sensitive and witty!<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family!<\/p>\n (Repeat Chorus One)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Verse Four<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n There\u2019s Hoss, The Gentle Giant,<\/p>\n Peacemaker and helper,<\/p>\n He\u2019s altogether friendly!<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n Chorus Four<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Patriarch Ben\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i>,<\/p>\n The Man in Black\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i>,<\/p>\n Gentle Giant, Bod from God,<\/p>\n Jamie Hunter, too!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i>.<\/p>\n Verse Five<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Little Joe is so handsome,<\/p>\n Vulnerable and vibrant,<\/p>\n Flirtatious and passionate!<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n (Repeat Chorus One)<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Verse Six<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n There\u2019s Jamie who was an orphan,<\/p>\n Idealistic and maturing,<\/p>\n The loyal teen who joined<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n Chorus Five<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Thundering Ben!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Complicated Adam!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Loveable Hoss! Sexy Joe!<\/p>\n A family for Jamie!\u00a0[snap, snap]<\/i><\/p>\n Verse Seven<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Hop Sing is so busy,<\/p>\n Cooking, cleaning and complaining!<\/p>\n Thank goodness he takes care of<\/p>\n The Cartwright Family\u00a0J<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Synopsis:\u00a0A cute new song about the Cartwrights
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