Summary:\u00a0 The boys decide that Ben is lonely and each of them try to set him up with a woman.
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\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Hoss Cartwright made a face in the mirror and tried yet again to do up his tie. \u2018Dadburnit!\u2019 he muttered under his breath as the ends tangled yet again.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Need some help?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss turned to see Adam leaning against the door of his bedroom, his arms crossed in front of him and an amused expression on his face.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Thanks,\u2019 he said. \u2018Dadburned tie won\u2019t sit straight.\u00a0 I don\u2019t see why we haveta wear em anyways!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We have to wear them because the ladies expect it,\u2019 said Adam calmly as he walked across the room and began to tie his brother\u2019s tie. You want to look your best for them don\u2019t you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well sure,\u2019 replied Hoss. \u2018Only I can still look my best without a tie can\u2019t I?\u00a0 Not too tight Adam \u2026 you\u2019re choking me!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hold still,\u2019 said his brother in the same calm voice. \u2018I don\u2019t know why you make such a fuss about wearing a tie all the time. There \u2026 all done.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss turned back and examined his reflection in the mirror again. \u2018Thanks,\u2019 he said. \u2018Although I\u2019d be a mite more comfortable without it.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018If you had your way you\u2019d go to the social in your work clothes,\u2019 said a voice from behind them and they both turned to see Little Joe grinning at them.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam sniffed the air. \u2018Have you been into my bay rum cologne again?\u2019 he asked suspiciously.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe gave his brother one of his best puppy dog looks. \u2018Aw gee Adam!\u00a0 You just finished telling Hoss he should look his best. You want me to as well, don\u2019t you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just stay out of my things,\u2019 replied Adam firmly. \u2018I\u2019ve told you before \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We\u2019re gonna be late if we don\u2019t get a move on,\u2019 interrupted Joe. \u2018Come on!\u2019 He sprang from the room before his older brother could say any more.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shook his head. \u2018Come on Hoss,\u2019 he said. \u2018We\u2019d better keep up with him or he\u2019s likely to get into trouble.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben Cartwright looked up as his three sons descended the stairs. \u2018Well,\u2019 he said with a smile. \u2018Don\u2019t all of you look fine!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Thanks Pa,\u2019 said Joe, puffing up his chest. \u2018I reckon there\u2019s gonna be some ladies there tonight right glad that the Cartwright boys are at the social. Specially the youngest and best-looking one,\u2019 he added with a grin.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben gave his youngest son a look that spoke volumes, but which only caused Joe\u2019s grin to widen. \u2018Are you sure you don\u2019t want to come with us Pa?\u2019 asked Adam as he reached the bottom step. \u2018It\u2019d do you good to get out and see some people.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben settled himself further into his favourite easy chair and puffed on his pipe. \u2018No thank you son,\u2019 he said. \u2018I\u2019ll just have a quiet night here.\u00a0 Off you go and enjoy yourselves.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I reckon you should come with us Pa,\u2019 said Hoss as he put on his coat. \u2018You\u2019d have a good time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah Pa,\u2019 chimed in Joe as he slicked his hair down yet again before putting on his best hat. \u2018There\u2019ll be plenty of gals for all of us there!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019m fine here,\u2019 insisted their father. \u2018Now off you go and have a good time boys \u2026\u2019 he looked around the edge of the chair. \u2018Oh \u2026 and Joseph?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe gave his father another grin. \u2018Yeah Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Behave yourself young man,\u2019 said his father meaningfully, pointing his pipe at his youngest son.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe looked hurt. \u2018Don\u2019t I always?\u2019 he asked defensively.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam grabbed his youngest brother by the arm and steered him towards the door. \u2018I\u2019ll see to it Pa,\u2019 he said. \u2018Come on you.\u2019 Ben chuckled as his three sons left the room and then settled himself back into his chair and opened the book that was on his lap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Outside, the three Cartwright boys made their way towards the barn. \u2018What was that supposed ta mean?\u2019 asked Joe, wriggling free of Adam\u2019s grasp. \u2018I can behave myself.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Really?\u2019 asked Adam. \u2018Well I\u2019ve yet to see you do it.\u00a0 Besides, it makes Pa feel better when I say that.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hey Adam?\u2019 asked Joe as they mounted up. \u2018Why don\u2019t Pa ever come with us ta the socials?\u00a0 Don\u2019t he like em?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Of course he does,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018He\u2019s come to some of them in the past, hasn\u2019t he?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well yeah, but not lately,\u2019 said Joe as they rode out of the yard together. \u2018He kinda looked a bit lonely tonight, didn\u2019t ya think?\u00a0 I reckon he shoulda come with us.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018If Pa wanted to come, then he would have,\u2019 replied Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Ya know, I reckon Joe\u2019s right,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018Pa don\u2019t get out near enough to meet people and have a good time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He\u2019s always out and about,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018You know that.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well yeah,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018But not fer socializing.\u00a0 He jest goes to town on business and stuff is all.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He has plenty of friends,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018Just last week Roy Coffee was out to visit and you know how Paul Martin is always calling in when he\u2019s not busy. Pa often sees friends in town as well.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah but I reckon Hoss means of the female variety, don\u2019t ya Hoss?\u2019 said Joe with a cheeky grin.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss nodded thoughtfully. \u2018Yeah,\u2019 he said. \u2018Ya must admit Adam, that since Little Joe\u2019s ma died Pa ain\u2019t exactly been one to socialise with the ladies much. I reckon it\u2019s about time that he did.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Maybe he doesn\u2019t want to?\u2019 said Adam. \u2018We all know how much Marie\u2019s death affected him.\u2019\u00a0 He stole a glance at Joe to see how his little brother was taking this turn of the conversation.\u00a0 Joe always got so emotional about things \u2026 especially when it came to his mother.\u00a0 However, this time he looked fine.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well yeah,\u2019 Joe said. \u2018But that was an awful long time ago.\u00a0 I reckon Pa\u2019s kinda lonely fer female company like Hoss says.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well if he was, then he\u2019d do something about it,\u2019 said Adam firmly. \u2018Now come on you two. If we don\u2019t hurry up we\u2019re going to miss out on our choice of partners.\u2019\u00a0 He urged his horse to a quicker gait, which was matched by that of his brothers.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Not me,\u2019 boasted Joe. \u2018Them Virginia City gals won\u2019t choose their partners until I get there and they realise they can\u2019t all have me at once.\u2019\u00a0 He gave his brothers a cheeky grin and spurred his horse forward before either of them could answer him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nice to see you Adam.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam turned at the sound of the voice beside him and smiled to see Paul Martin standing there. \u2018Oh hi Paul,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Is your father here?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shook his head. \u2018No. You know Pa.\u00a0 He\u2019s taking the opportunity while we\u2019re all here to have a quiet night at home.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Paul nodded. \u2018I see,\u2019 he said. \u2018I was hoping that he might have come this time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam studied the man for a moment, his conversation with his brothers still fresh in his mind. \u2018You were?\u2019 he asked. \u2018How come?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just thought it would be good for him,\u2019 said the doctor with a smile. \u2018Everyone needs a bit of socialising now and then.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Paul you know my father pretty well, don\u2019t you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Paul shrugged. \u2018As well as anyone around here I suppose,\u2019 he admitted. \u2018We\u2019ve been friends for quite a few years now.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Does Pa strike you as lonely?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018How so?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well \u2026 you know \u2026 for female companionship.\u2019\u00a0 Adam cleared his throat. \u2018I was just wondering.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Paul nodded. \u2018Now and then,\u2019 he admitted. \u2018Your father is a man who enjoys the companionship of women Adam and it\u2019s been a long time since he had a serious relationship.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure that he misses it at times.\u2019\u00a0 He studied the young man beside him for a moment. \u2018What brought this on?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh nothing really,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018My brothers and I were just discussing it on the way here tonight. I told them that if he was, then he\u2019d do something about it.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well that\u2019s true to a certain extent,\u2019 said Paul. \u2018However you must admit that the range of available women of your father\u2019s age around here is somewhat limited.\u2019 He smiled. \u2018I know \u2026 I\u2019ve personally looked around.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam watched the man move away, lost in his thoughts for a few moments. The problem was that they were all so busy with their own love lives that he doubted if any of them had ever even stopped to consider Pa\u2019s before.\u00a0 Since Marie had died they had all just assumed that their father was content to be a bachelor and be \u2026 well \u2026 just Pa.\u00a0 Perhaps it was time that he took some time out from raising them and had some time to himself? Heaven knows he deserved it.\u00a0 Yet, as Paul had so accurately put it \u2026 the choices for female companionship for their father were extremely limited.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam looked around the room which was filled with people of all ages, from young children right through to old Mrs Mackman who was sitting in the corner.\u00a0 Surely there had to be someone who would be suitable for his father amongst this crowd?\u00a0 His eyes lit up as they spied Widow Jenkins talking to Sheriff Coffee.\u00a0 Now there was a woman \u2026 He shook his head as he considered it.\u00a0 No \u2026 Pa had often said how much she bored him.\u00a0 She wouldn\u2019t be suitable at all.\u00a0 Adam sauntered off around the room, hoping against hope that he might spy someone in the crowd who was suitable for his father.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss was for once having a great time.\u00a0 He\u2019d danced every dance with Bessie Sue and hadn\u2019t stepped on her toes any more than usual and now he was occupied in his favourite party activity \u2026 piling up a couple of plates of food for himself and his female companion. \u2018Thank you ma\u2019am,\u2019 he said as Mrs Marrins handed him a piece of cake. \u2018That looks right tasty.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I hope you find it delicious Hoss,\u2019 the woman said with a smile. \u2018I baked it myself.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sure enough?\u2019 Hoss\u2019 eyes lit up. \u2018Well I\u2019m sure \u2026.\u2019\u00a0 He studied the tall woman beside him for a moment.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Is something the matter?\u2019 asked Mrs Marrins anxiously.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh no ma\u2019am,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018I was just thinking how you must be the best darned cook round these parts is all.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Mrs Marrins blushed. \u2018Thank you for saying so Hoss,\u2019 she said happily.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes ma\u2019am,\u2019 added Hoss eagerly. \u2018My Pa was only saying so just the other day.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He was?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sure enough.\u00a0 He loves your cooking.\u00a0 He reckons that your restaurant is the best darn one in town.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well Hoss, it\u2019s actually the only one in town you know,\u2019 she said with a light laugh.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well yeah \u2026 but he reckons you\u2019ve improved it since you took it over and all.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well thank you.\u00a0 It has been hard since Frank died to keep it going, I must admit.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss raised his eyebrow. \u2018That\u2019s right,\u2019 he said. \u2018You must need a man at times ta help out, huh?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018At times,\u2019 the woman replied.\u00a0 She gave Hoss another smile before turning to serve someone else.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss continued to stare at her for a full minute. \u2018Well I\u2019ll be,\u2019 he said under his breath. \u2018How come that never occurred ta me before?\u2019\u00a0 He grinned as he walked away with the two plates of food in his hands.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe was as busy as he usually was at a social.\u00a0 Even though his brothers knew that his remark about all the girls waiting for him was partly a joke, all the Cartwrights had to acknowledge that the youngest member of the family was extremely popular.\u00a0 His good looks combined with his fetching personality meant that he was always in demand as a partner at these occasions, and so it wasn\u2019t until towards the end of the evening that he actually had a moment to catch his breath.\u00a0 That moment came just as Adam happened to be wandering past with a strange look in his eye.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hi older brother,\u2019 said Joe cheerfully. \u2018Whatcha looking for?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam hesitated, not willing to include his youngest sibling in his plans. \u2018Nothing,\u2019 he said. \u2018What are you up to over here in the corner by yourself?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Not much,\u2019 said Joe innocently. \u2018Just taking a breather is all.\u00a0 Them gals\u2019ve had me dancing for hours.\u00a0 You know how popular I am!\u2019\u00a0 He gave Adam a cheeky grin.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hmm.\u00a0 Well just be ready to go when Hoss and I are,\u2019 replied Adam. \u2018And make sure that you don\u2019t get into any trouble.\u2019 He sauntered off, still searching the crowd for a likely candidate for his father\u2019s attentions. Joe poked his tongue out at his brother\u2019s back.\u00a0 Sometimes that Adam could get extremely bossy!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What\u2019s that for?\u2019 asked a soft voice beside him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe turned and smiled at the girl. \u2018Hi Becky,\u2019 he said. \u2018Oh, it\u2019s only my older brother Adam again.\u00a0 Sometimes he\u2019s worse than Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Is your father here?\u2019 asked the girl.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nuh.\u00a0 He stayed at home this time,\u2019 Joe replied. \u2018I wish he\u2019d come sometimes.\u00a0 I think he gets kinda lonely.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Becky put her head on one side thoughtfully. \u2018Why doesn\u2019t he get out more then?\u2019 she asked. \u2018Is he shy with women?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe stifled a chuckle. \u2018Not my Pa!\u2019 he exclaimed. \u2018He\u2019s got a lot of charm with the ladies if he puts his mind to it.\u2019 He then leant close to the girl. \u2018Where do you think I get it from?\u2019 he teased.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Becky hit him lightly on the arm. \u2018Joe Cartwright!\u2019 she exclaimed, pretending to be shocked. \u2018Behave yourself!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe grinned at her and then leant back against his chair again. \u2018Yeah, well I reckon it\u2019d be nice if Pa did get involved with someone,\u2019 he mused. \u2018Only problem he has is finding someone I reckon.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well, why don\u2019t you find someone for him?\u2019 teased Becky. \u2018You\u2019re good with women after all.\u2019\u00a0 Her eyes danced with merriment.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah I am, ain\u2019t I?\u2019 said Joe thoughtfully. \u2018After all, no one in our family knows women quite like me.\u00a0 I reckon I owe it to my Pa to find him someone now that I come to think about it.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Like who?\u2019 asked Becky.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe scratched his chin thoughtfully. \u2018I dunno yet,\u2019 he said. \u2018I\u2019ll think of someone.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019m sick of him!\u2019 exclaimed Adam. \u2018Every time I tell him to behave he does the exact opposite.\u2019\u00a0 His eyes raked across the crowd angrily. \u2018Have you seen Joe, Hoss?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nah, although I can tell ya where he\u2019s likely ta be,\u2019 said his brother calmly. \u2018Ya want me ta go check the Saloon?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I suppose you\u2019d better,\u2019 said Adam with a sigh. \u2018I\u2019ll get the horses ready while you drag him out of there.\u2019\u00a0 He shook his head as his brother ambled off. \u2018That kid!\u2019 he muttered under his breath. \u2018One day I\u2019m going to skin his hide.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Are you all right Adam?\u2019 asked a soft voice beside him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n He turned in surprise at the sound and then smiled and tipped his hat. \u2018What?\u00a0 Oh … yes thank Mrs Harrison,\u2019 he said. \u2018Just looking for my younger brother before I go.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martha Harrison patted him on the arm. \u2018Well I hope you find him,\u2019 she said. \u2018It\u2019s been a lovely night, hasn\u2019t it?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes ma\u2019am,\u2019 said Adam, studying the woman carefully. \u2018It sure has. Goodnight.\u2019\u00a0 He watched as she left the room, his eyes widening in surprise. \u2018Now why didn\u2019t I think of her before?\u2019 he muttered to himself. His face broke into a grin. \u2018Perfect!\u2019 he exclaimed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What\u2019s perfect?\u2019 asked Paul Martin, coming up beside him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What?\u00a0 Oh nothing,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018Night Paul.\u2019\u00a0 He left the room with a spring in his step, his heart considerably lighter than it had been moments before, whistling as he began to saddle the three Cartwright horses.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe tipped his chair back and gulped down his beer, knowing full well that he had limited time until one or other of his brothers would come along to claim him.\u00a0 He figured after all that dancing he was entitled to a drink or two before being dragged home, and he was determined to get them into him before he was interrupted. \u2018I\u2019ll have another one thanks Sadie,\u2019 he said with a smile.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The woman standing beside him shook her head. \u2018Do your brothers know that you\u2019re in here?\u2019 she admonished.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe pouted. \u2018What difference does that make?\u2019 he said. \u2018I\u2019ve got the right to be here if I want.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sadie shook her head again as she brought Joe another beer. \u2018This is the last one,\u2019 she said firmly. \u2018I\u2019m not going to be responsible for your father skinning your hide when you get home young man.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe giggled as he began to drink the second beer, the effects of the alcohol beginning to make their mark on him. \u2018You sound like my Pa when you say that,\u2019 he said. \u2018He\u2019s always calling me young man <\/em>when he\u2019s angry with me.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hmm,\u2019 said Sadie, putting her hands on her hips. \u2018Then I think you should take note of what I\u2019m saying,\u2019 she said. \u2018You don\u2019t want to be in trouble with your Pa, do you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018No ma\u2019am,\u2019 said Little Joe dutifully between mouthfuls of beer. \u2018I sure don\u2019t.\u2019\u00a0 He gave her one of his most charming smiles and Sadie succumbed to it immediately as most women usually did.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n She patted him on the head in an affectionate way. \u2018I\u2019m pleased to hear it,\u2019 she said. \u2018Your Pa is too nice a man to make angry, don\u2019t you think?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe studied her for a minute. \u2018Do you like my Pa, Sadie?\u2019 he asked.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Of course I like your Pa,\u2019 the woman replied. \u2018I don\u2019t know anyone who doesn\u2019t.\u00a0 He\u2019s a lovely man.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe leant forward. \u2018He likes you too,\u2019 he said in a whisper.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Does he?\u2019 said Sadie with a chuckle. \u2018That\u2019s nice.\u2019\u00a0 She looked towards the door. \u2018Here comes your escort home.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe downed his beer quickly before Hoss could reach him and take it out of his hand. \u2018Hi Hoss,\u2019 he said, wiping his hand on his sleeve. \u2018Come for a drink?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n No I ain\u2019t,\u2019 said Hoss firmly, pulling the youngster up by the collar. \u2018Now say goodnight to Miss Sadie.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Goodnight Miss Sadie,\u2019 said Joe dutifully, grabbing his hat as Hoss hauled him away from the table. \u2018Real nice talking to ya.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Goodnight boys,\u2019 called the woman as she took Joe\u2019s glasses back to the bar.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hurry up,\u2019 said Hoss as they got outside. \u2018Adam\u2019s waiting with the horses.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe gave his brother a pained look. \u2018I\u2019m hurrying,\u2019 he said. \u2018What\u2019s got into you anyways?\u00a0 What\u2019s the rush?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Pa,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018You know how he worries if we\u2019re late.\u2019\u00a0 He shoved Joe up onto his horse as they reached it and took his own reins from Adam who was giving Joe a hard stare.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Don\u2019t look at me like that!\u2019 said Joe indignantly. \u2018I only had one drink.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well then how come there was two empty glasses on the table?\u2019 asked Hoss sarcastically. \u2018Miss Sadie drinking with ya, was she?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well what if she was?\u2019 asked Joe. \u2018Ain\u2019t nothing wrong with her, is there?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Never said there was little brother,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018She\u2019s a real fine woman. Now come on.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe\u2019s eyes narrowed as he thought about Sadie. \u2018I reckon you\u2019re right Hoss,\u2019 he said. \u2018She\u2019s a real fine woman.\u2019\u00a0 He chuckled to himself as they rode down the street.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n On the ride home, all three Cartwright boys were quiet, each contemplating their plans for their father.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So how was the social last night boys?\u2019 asked Ben at breakfast the next morning. \u2018Did you have a good time?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mmm,\u2019 said Adam thoughtfully as he chewed. \u2018It was all right.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just all right?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Some of us got to dance more than others,\u2019 Little Joe informed his father. \u2018Some of us is more popular.\u2019 Adam shot a dark look across the table at his cocky younger brother, but said nothing.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So you didn\u2019t dance that much son?\u2019 asked Ben. \u2018Why not?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He was too busy walking around looking at people,\u2019 Little Joe informed his father. \u2018And poking his nose into other people\u2019s business when they was having a good time.\u2019 He gave Adam a satisfied look, which quickly turned to a frown as his father leant forward and said in a low voice, \u2018And was there a reason that your brother felt it necessary to poke his nose into your business Joseph?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe swallowed and began to concentrate on his plate. \u2018Heck no Pa,\u2019 he said. \u2018No reason.\u2019\u00a0 He looked at Adam from under his eyelashes and his brother narrowed his eyes at him in return.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well let\u2019s hurry up then,\u2019 announced Ben as he picked up his coffee cup. \u2018We don\u2019t want to be late for church, do we boys?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I been thinking Pa,\u2019 said Hoss suddenly. \u2018It\u2019s been a long time since we all had lunch together at Mrs Marrins\u2019 restaurant. \u2018Why don\u2019t we stop off there today after church?\u2019\u00a0 He gave his father a hopeful look. \u2018You could talk ta Mrs Marrins iff\u2019n we did.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben looked a little confused. \u2018Well I suppose we could,\u2019 he said. \u2018But \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And she cooks a darned good steak,\u2019 continued Hoss.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So does Hop Sing,\u2019 interrupted Joe. \u2018We could get a darned good steak here for lunch without having to pay for it in some restaurant.\u2019 Hoss kicked his brother under the table. \u2018Ow! What was that for?\u2019 demanded Joe, reaching down to rub his ankle.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What do ya say Pa?\u2019 asked Hoss, ignoring his brother. \u2018It\u2019d be good for all of us ta eat together, wouldn\u2019t it?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We eat together all the time,\u2019 pouted Joe, still rubbing his ankle. \u2018What\u2019s so special about that?\u2019\u00a0 Hoss glared at him and Joe moved his other leg out from under the table away from his brother\u2019s reach.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well it\u2019s a nice idea Hoss,\u2019 said his father. \u2018I don\u2019t see why not.\u00a0 Adam \u2026 will you be able to join us, or do you have other plans?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sure,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018That\u2019d be fine.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018How come no one ever asks me?\u2019 demanded Joe indignantly. \u2018I might have other plans too.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben put down his coffee cup and stared at his youngest son. \u2018Do you have other plans Joseph?\u2019 he asked slowly, giving the youngster a meaningful look.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018No,\u2019 said Joe, slumping down in his chair. \u2018I reckon not.\u2019\u00a0 His eyes brightened as he sat up again quickly. \u2018Hey!\u00a0 I just thought of something though.\u00a0 How bout after we have our lunch in that restaurant we go and get a drink at the Saloon?\u2019\u00a0 He thought about how Sadie was always there in the afternoons and his father could have some time to see her and maybe talk. \u2018I reckon that\u2019d be real fine, don\u2019t you Pa? He added eagerly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben raised an eyebrow. \u2018Well I would say yes except for one thing Joseph,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah?\u00a0 What?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018It is Sunday,\u2019 continued his father. \u2018You know how I feel about visiting the Saloon on the Lord\u2019s day.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah but \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018No buts,\u2019 said Ben as he stood up. \u2018A nice lunch will be fine and then we\u2019ll come home after that,\u2019 he said firmly. \u2018Now come along boys or we\u2019ll be late.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I reckon the Lord sometimes had a drink on Sunday,\u2019 muttered Joe under his breath as he followed his father, limping for effect so that Hoss might feel guilty about his hurt ankle. \u2018I reckon he wouldn\u2019t mind if we did too.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam leant across Joe and whispered to his father who was seated at the other end of the pew. \u2018Martha Harrison is here Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben looked startled. \u2018Um \u2026 yes,\u2019 he said, for want of something else to say. \u2018She usually comes to church each week son.\u2019\u00a0 Adam smiled at his father knowingly and sat back in his place again, spending the rest of the service giving some careful thought about how to bring the two of them together afterwards.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As they stood up to leave the church at the end of the service, Adam leant over to his father again. \u2018Martha Harrison is a nice lady, don\u2019t you think Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben looked startled again. \u2018Um \u2026 well yes, she is,\u2019 he said.\u00a0 Adam took hold of his father\u2019s arm and steered him towards Martha who was standing near the front fence. \u2018Hello Mrs Harrison,\u2019 he said, tipping his hat. \u2018Pa and I were just saying how nice it is to see you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martha smiled at them both. \u2018Lovely to see both of you,\u2019 she said and then turned to leave.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We\u2019re going to lunch at the restaurant,\u2019 explained Adam. \u2018Otherwise we\u2019d have to time to stand and chat.\u2019\u00a0 He smiled at his father meaningfully, but Ben merely smiled back at him. \u2018What are you doing for lunch Mrs Harrison?\u2019 Adam asked finally.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martha Harrison looked a little flustered, Adam\u2019s meaning being very clear to her. \u2018Well \u2026 actually I\u2019m having lunch with the Thompson\u2019s,\u2019 she said finally.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What a shame,\u2019 replied Adam. \u2018Otherwise you could have joined us.\u00a0 Couldn\u2019t she Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I suppose so,\u2019 said Ben, somewhat startled at his son\u2019s over-exuberance with the woman. \u2018It\u2019s nice to see you any time Martha.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well, why don\u2019t you both take a buggy ride some time?\u2019 said Adam. \u2018Then you\u2019d have a chance to catch up with each other.\u2019\u00a0 He smiled at them both.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben cleared his throat, somewhat embarrassed. \u2018Well \u2026 if Martha would enjoy it,\u2019 he said finally.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martha smiled at him. \u2018You don\u2019t have to take \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh Pa doesn\u2019t mind,\u2019 interrupted Adam. \u2018He\u2019d be happy to take you.\u00a0 Wouldn\u2019t you Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben tipped his hat. \u2018Of course,\u2019 he said in a gentlemanly fashion.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018It\u2019s all arranged then,\u2019 said Adam happily. \u2018Pa, I could take care of things for you tomorrow at the ranch if you\u2019d like to make it then.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well Martha might be busy,\u2019 said his father, trying not to glare at his son. \u2018She might have things to do.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Martha shook her head, trying not to laugh at Ben\u2019s obvious discomfort at the suggestion. \u2018I\u2019m free as a bird,\u2019 she said playfully. \u2018I\u2019d be happy to go Ben.\u00a0 Thank you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What was that all about?\u2019 said Ben fiercely as Martha walked away. \u2018You were being very obvious about setting me up with her in that way.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shrugged. \u2018I know,\u2019 he said apologetically. \u2018Only I thought that it was about time you took some time off work,\u2019 he said. \u2018You need to have some relaxation now and then Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018If I want some relaxation, then I\u2019ll take it,\u2019 hissed his father. \u2018I don\u2019t need you to \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Are we going now?\u2019 asked Hoss as he came over to them. \u2018My insides are plumb worn out from waiting fer something to eat. \u00a0I can smell that steak cooking from here.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018All right, all right,\u2019 said Ben testily. He turned to Adam as they walked towards the buggy. \u2018And from now on you let me decide when I want some time away from work thank you!\u2019 Adam made a face behind his father\u2019s back as the man climbed up into the buggy. \u2018And kindly get your younger brother over here before he pushes that fence over,\u2019 added Ben crossly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam looked over to where Joe was standing talking to a few girls, leaning on the fence as he did so. \u2018Get him Hoss,\u2019 he said and then climbed up into the buggy next to his disgruntled father.\u00a0 The way Adam looked at it, it was worth bearing his father\u2019s displeasure for a while if it did the man good in the long term.\u00a0 Sometimes his Pa just didn\u2019t know what was good for him in his opinion.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n By the time they were seated in the restaurant however, Ben seemed to have regained his even temper again and seemed to be ready to enjoy his meal. \u2018We\u2019ll have four steaks with all the trimmings,\u2019 he said to Bertha Marrins. \u2018Thank you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sure does smell great out in that kitchen Mrs Marrins,\u2019 exclaimed Hoss. \u2018I reckon you\u2019re the best darned cook in these parts.\u00a0 Don\u2019t ya reckon so Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Bertha is a wonderful cook,\u2019 agreed his father pleasantly. \u2018I\u2019ve always said so.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah ya have, haven\u2019t ya?\u2019 said Hoss happily as Bertha left to get their meals. \u2018I reckon she\u2019d be great ta have on hand all the time, don\u2019t you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018If we didn\u2019t have Hop Sing,\u2019 said his father pleasantly. \u2018Joseph get your elbows off the table please. Hop Sing is a wonderful cook as well Hoss. We\u2019re lucky to have him at The Ponderosa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes.\u00a0 Don\u2019t let him hear you talking like that,\u2019 laughed Adam. \u2018He\u2019d likely threaten to go back to China quick smart!\u2019\u00a0 They all laughed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well of course old Hop Sing is great,\u2019 enthused Hoss. \u2018I just meant that it\u2019d be nice ta have a woman\u2019s cooking sometimes is all.\u2019 He looked at his father hopefully. \u2018I reckon that Mrs Marrins kinda misses cooking fer a bunch of men since her husband died.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What on earth are you talking about?\u2019 said Ben. \u2018Joseph, I said to get your elbows off the table please!\u00a0 She cooks for men every day here at the restaurant, doesn\u2019t she?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss scratched his head. \u2018Well I reckon,\u2019 he said finally. \u2018But I guess it ain\u2019t the same as cooking fer your own family is what I been trying ta say. Mmm \u2026 That sure smells great ma\u2019am!\u2019\u00a0 He grinned at Bertha as she set his plate down in front of him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Thank you Hoss,\u2019 she said. \u2018I brought your plate first because you looked so hungry.\u00a0 Here you go Ben, here\u2019s yours as well.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018See that Pa?\u2019 said Hoss, nudging his father as the woman left to get the other two plates. \u2018She done brought yours first too.\u00a0 I reckon she\u2019s sorta gone on you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hoss don\u2019t be silly,\u2019 said his father as he picked up his fork. \u2018Joseph if you don\u2019t get those elbows off the table young man, you\u2019ll be eating your meal outside!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sorry Pa,\u2019 said Joe absently. \u2018What did you say?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What is the matter with you today?\u2019 asked his father irritably. \u2018You seem to be in a dream.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just thinking is all,\u2019 said Joe, continuing to stare out of the window.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well stop thinking and start eating,\u2019 said his father as Bertha put down two more plates. \u2018Thank you Bertha.\u00a0 This is delicious.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You\u2019re welcome Ben,\u2019 said Bertha with a smile at him. \u2018Anything for my favourite family.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss nudged his father again as the woman left the room. \u2018Hear that Pa?\u2019 he said happily. \u2018I told ya she was gone on you!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh for heavens sake Hoss,\u2019 said his father. \u2018Eat your meal and stop carrying on about it!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss began to eat happily, winking at Adam across the table as he did so.\u00a0 Adam stared back at his brother for a moment, an uneasy feeling crossing his mind.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Adam?\u00a0 What\u2019s that frown for?\u2019 asked his father.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nothing Pa,\u2019 said Adam, still eyeing off Hoss who was eating his food with great relish.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I sure don\u2019t know what\u2019s gotten into you boys today,\u2019 said Ben with a shake of his head. \u2018You\u2019re all acting very strangely.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Huh?\u2019 said Joe. \u2018I ain\u2019t acting strangely Pa.\u2019\u00a0 He jumped up suddenly. \u2018There\u2019s Sadie!\u2019 he exclaimed, pointing out of the window to the Saloon opposite where, sure enough, Sadie was walking along the sidewalk towards the Silver Dollar.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So what?\u2019 replied Adam. \u2018She always works in there in the afternoons, doesn\u2019t she?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I guess so,\u2019 said Joe. \u2018Only \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Only what?\u00a0 Sit down Joseph,\u2019 said his father sternly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe sat down. \u2018Only \u2026\u00a0 she\u2019s kinda nice, ain\u2019t she Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I suppose so,\u2019 said his father with a sigh. \u2018What is going on here?\u2019\u00a0 He looked around the table suspiciously.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nuthin Pa,\u2019 said Joe innocently. \u2018I was just thinking how nice Miss Sadie is, that\u2019s all.\u2019\u00a0 He grinned at his father who gave him a suspicious look in return. \u2018Don\u2019t you think so Pa?\u2019 the youngster persisted.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben sighed. \u2018Yes son, she\u2019s very nice,\u2019 he said. \u2018Now can we please finish our meals?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe\u2019s grin became wider as he ignored his father\u2019s remark. \u2018I reckon you should go out with her Pa,\u2019 he persisted.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Jumping Jehosaphat!\u2019 shouted Ben. \u2018How many times are you boys going to persist in this?\u2019\u00a0 He pointed at Adam. \u2018First you try to set me up with Martha Harrison, then you \u2026\u2019 he pointed to Hoss. \u2018You keep on about how Bertha would make a good addition to our household.\u00a0 And now you \u2026\u2019 He pointed to Little Joe. \u2018You\u2019re trying to get me to go out with a saloon girl!\u2019\u00a0 He threw down his napkin. \u2018I\u2019ve had just about enough!\u2019 he said. \u2018I\u2019m going to pay the bill now and I\u2019d appreciate the three of you meeting me outside as soon as you\u2019re done here.\u2019\u00a0 He stood up. \u2018And I\u2019ll hear no more about women of any kind, thank you very much!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The three Cartwrights watched their father walk over towards the kitchen in silence. \u2018What?\u2019 asked Joe finally. \u2018I was only saying how nice Sadie is.\u2019\u00a0 He shot a hurt look in his father\u2019s direction.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Don\u2019t be so stupid Joe,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018She ain\u2019t the kind of woman fer Pa no how.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Why not?\u2019 asked Joe defensively.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018She\u2019s a saloon gal,\u2019 replied Hoss. \u2018Pa wouldn\u2019t be seen dead with the likes of her.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You said last night that she\u2019s a right fine woman,\u2019 said Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And she is,\u2019 replied Hoss. \u2018Just not the sort fer Pa is all.\u00a0 Sides, I can\u2019t see a saloon gal fitting into The Ponderosa as our step-ma, can you Adam?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I don\u2019t know,\u2019 said Adam thoughtfully. \u2018Pa married Marie after all and she worked in a \u2026\u2019 he stopped as he realised what he\u2019d said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe looked shocked. \u2018My ma wasn\u2019t a saloon gal!\u2019 he declared.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I didn\u2019t mean that she was,\u2019 replied Adam carefully backtracking. \u2018Only that she didn\u2019t \u2026 well I mean \u2026 she wasn\u2019t exactly \u2026\u2019 He turned and frowned at Hoss to deflect the conversation away in a different direction. \u2018Anyway, I don\u2019t know why you\u2019re trying to push Bertha Marrins at Pa.\u00a0 She\u2019s not the sort he\u2019d go for.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Really?\u2019 replied Hoss. \u2018And I suppose you do know the sort he\u2019d go fer, huh?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Of course,\u2019 said Adam smugly. \u2018I arranged it all the morning.\u00a0 He\u2019s taking Martha Harrison out for a buggy ride tomorrow if you must know.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Widow Harrison?\u2019 squeaked Joe. \u2018She\u2019s \u2026 she\u2019s so \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So what?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So \u2026 prim and proper,\u2019 said Joe. \u2018She ain\u2019t Pa\u2019s type!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I think she is,\u2019 replied Adam haughtily. \u2018She\u2019s a very intelligent woman if you must know and she and Pa would have a lot in common.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah? Like what?\u2019 asked Hoss.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Like \u2026 like books and culture and \u2026\u2019 Adam waved his hands in the air. \u2018Lots of things,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sounds like someone who you\u2019d be interested in \u2026 not Pa,\u2019 said Joe grumpily. \u2018I still reckon Sadie would be good for him.\u00a0 She\u2019d show him a good time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 said Hoss sarcastically. \u2018A real good time! Face it Joe, she ain\u2019t the sort of woman fer Pa.\u00a0 Now Bertha Marrins \u2026.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019m sick of you two carrying on about this,\u2019 interrupted Adam. \u2018I\u2019ve already told you that it\u2019s all arranged for Pa to go out with Martha Harrison.\u00a0 He\u2019ll enjoy her company and that\u2019s an end to it. Understand?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 said Hoss with a shifty look at his father and Bertha standing in the corner talking. \u2018If ya say so Adam.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 said Joe absently, staring out the window at Sadie across the street. \u2018Whatever.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018So did you have a good time?\u2019 Adam asked his father with a grin as he took the reins from him. \u2018<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben stared at his son for a moment. \u2018Actually I did,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018See?\u2019 replied Adam jubilantly. \u2018I told you that she was a lovely lady didn\u2019t I?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I know that she is a nice woman Adam,\u2019 said Ben. \u2018I never disputed that.\u00a0 Put the buggy away for me please.\u2019\u00a0 He gave his son a long appraising stare before turning towards the house.\u00a0 Adam began to whistle as he unhitched the buggy. After a few moments, Hoss rode into the yard and dismounted.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What have you go there?\u2019 asked Adam, spying a tin in his brother\u2019s hand.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just some homemade cookies from Mrs Marrins\u2019 restaurant,\u2019 said Hoss giving his brother a wink. \u2018I asked her to bake some for Pa.\u00a0 I told her how much he likes her baking.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shook his head. \u2018Hoss I thought you understood,\u2019 he said. \u2018Pa isn\u2019t the least bit interested in Mrs Marrins. I told you that I\u2019ve fixed him up with Martha Harrison.\u00a0 He\u2019s just now got back from a buggy ride with her.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss looked smug. \u2018Yeah? Well I reckon after he gets a taste of these cookies he might just prove you wrong Adam,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018A few cookies isn\u2019t going to convince him brother,\u2019 replied Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss frowned. \u2018Why is it that you\u2019ve always got ta be right about everything?\u2019 he said testily.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I do not have to be right about everything!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes ya do,\u2019 replied Hoss. \u2018Anyways, I know Pa is in fer a treat with these cookies and Bertha Marrins is gonna suit him just fine.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Suit yourself,\u2019 Adam shrugged. \u2018But I still think you\u2019re wasting your time brother.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We\u2019ll see bout that won\u2019t we?\u2019 retorted Hoss.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018See bout what?\u2019 said a voice behind them and both brothers turned to see Joe sitting on his horse smiling down at them. \u2018See bout what?\u2019 he asked again as he slid down form the saddle.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Older brother here reckons that Bertha Marrins ain\u2019t the right type fer Pa,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018He reckons he knows better as usual.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He\u2019s right,\u2019 said Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam grinned at this unexpected support. \u2018See?\u2019 he said to Hoss smugly. \u2018Even Joe knows that Martha Harrison is the right sort of woman to suit Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I don\u2019t know nothing of the sort,\u2019 retorted Joe with a snort. \u2018I don\u2019t told you already that she\u2019s a mite too prim and proper for Pa\u2019s liking. Sadie\u2019s the one for him and I aim to fix em up together.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shook his head. \u2018Sadie!\u2019 he snorted.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Why not?\u2019 said Joe defensively. \u2018She\u2019s pretty and right good company.\u00a0 She\u2019d give Pa a laugh or two which is exactly what he needs.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I done told ya Joe.\u00a0 Sadie ain\u2019t exactly the type ta fit in round here,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018Now Bertha Marrins, she\u2019s right lady.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Who said anything about fitting in round here?\u2019 interrupted Joe. \u2018I\u2019m just interested in Pa having a good time is all. You two seem bound and determined ta get him married off or something.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well it wouldn\u2019t hurt him,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018Now Martha Harrison.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Bertha Marrins,\u2019 interrupted Hoss, glaring at his older brother.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sadie!\u2019 shouted Joe. \u2018I done told ya Sadie is the one fer Pa!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Boys!\u2019 shouted Ben from the front porch. \u2018What is going on out there?\u00a0 I can hear your yelling from inside!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nothing Pa,\u2019 said Adam, glaring at both his brothers.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well keep your voice down please!\u2019 shouted Ben.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hey Pa!\u00a0 I got something for ya!\u2019 said Hoss, making a face at his two brothers before waling over to his father. \u2018I was in town today and Bertha Marrins said \u2026\u2019\u00a0 His voice trailed away as he and his father disappeared into the house together.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I do not always have to be right!\u2019 said Adam grumpily as he led the two horses into the barn.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Ya do so!\u2019 shouted Joe after him. \u2018Anyways, we\u2019ll see who wins this one brother.\u2019\u00a0 His eyes narrowed craftily. \u2018I aim to set Pa up with Sadie and then we\u2019ll see who\u2019s right.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just one drink Pa?\u2019 pleaded Joe. \u2018After all I done all that lifting of the supplies all by myself seeing as how Hoss and Adam were too lazy to come into town today to help.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben lifted an eyebrow. \u2018Your brothers didn\u2019t come into town today because I didn\u2019t ask them to young man,\u2019 he said. \u2018And you loaded all the supplies simply because it\u2019s your turn to do it.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe thought for a moment. \u2018Yeah, well I suppose that\u2019s true,\u2019 he acknowledged. \u2018Still \u2026 ya can\u2019t deny me one drink can ya?\u2019\u00a0 He looked at his father pleadingly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I can,\u2019 replied Ben sternly and then shook his head. \u2018All right.\u00a0 I suppose you\u2019ve earned it Joseph.\u00a0 I must say that I haven\u2019t seen you work so hard in a long time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe beamed at his father. \u2018Thanks Pa,\u2019 he said. \u2018Come on then.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You go along son.\u00a0 I want to go and see Roy Coffee while I\u2019m in town.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe\u2019s smile turned into a frown. \u2018But \u2026 but I thought you might come with me,\u2019 he said. His eyes twinkled. \u2018I\u2019ll buy you a drink.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben\u2019s eyes widened. \u2018What?\u2019 he said. \u2018Don\u2019t tell me you actually have some money Joseph?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe looked hurt. \u2018Yeah,\u2019 he said. \u2018I don\u2019t always spend it all ya know Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Don\u2019t you? Well I\u2019d better just take you up on that offer then son.\u00a0 It\u2019s a rare occasion when I\u2019m treated to a drink by one of my sons.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 said Joe, not quite sure if that was a compliment or not.\u00a0 He led his father into the Silver Dollar Saloon and they sat down at a table in the corner. \u2018Two beers thanks Sadie!\u2019 he called out and then tipped his chair back and rested himself against wall. \u2018This is sure great, ain\u2019t it Pa?\u2019 he said happily.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I suppose so.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sure is,\u2019 mused Joe. \u2018Cold beer, good company and \u2026\u2019 His eyes twinkled as he looked at Sadie getting the drinks. \u2018Pretty women,\u2019 he finished. \u2018What more could a man ask for, huh?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mmm.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018That Sadie sure is one pretty woman, ain\u2019t she?\u2019 said Joe casually.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I suppose so.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018She\u2019s right beautiful if you ask me,\u2019 persisted Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Joseph, she\u2019s far too old for you,\u2019 said Ben sternly. \u2018And I\u2019ve told you before what I think about you flirting with saloon \u2026\u2019 He stopped abruptly. \u2018Oh.\u00a0 Thank you Sadie.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sadie smiled as she put the beers down on the table. \u2018That\u2019ll be two bits thanks Mr Cartwright,\u2019 she said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben indicated Joe with his thumb. \u2018Joe is paying,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sadie\u2019s eyes widened. \u2018Really?\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 Well then, that\u2019ll be two bits thanks Joe.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe took the money from his pocket and handed it to the woman with a smile.\u00a0 In his opinion it was worth two beers to fix his father up with such a charming and beautiful woman such as Sadie. \u2018Thanks,\u2019 he said with one of his devastating smiles. \u2018Care to join us?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sadie sat down. \u2018Don\u2019t mind if I do,\u2019 she said. \u2018Business is a bit slow today.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Get yourself a drink,\u2019 said Joe generously, handing her some money. \u2018On me.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Thanks,\u2019 the woman replied happily. \u2018I\u2019ll be back in a minute.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Joseph!\u2019 whispered his father as the woman left to get her drink. \u2018What on earth are you doing?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Just offering a pretty lady a drink Pa,\u2019 replied Joe. \u2018Don\u2019t you always tell us to be generous?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well yes,\u2019 said Ben. \u2018But \u2026 Please have a seat,\u2019 he said as Sadie came back.\u00a0 He tried not to glare at his youngest son as the woman made herself comfortable.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Sadie was telling me the other day how she\u2019s never seen The Ponderosa,\u2019 said Joe, launching straight into his campaign to set his father up. \u2018Seems a shame that she ain\u2019t.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mmm,\u2019 said Ben, studying his beer.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I reckon it might be nice to invite her out to have a look around.\u00a0 You\u2019d like that, wouldn\u2019t you Sadie?\u2019 asked Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sadie\u2019s eyes lit up. \u2018Oh I would!\u2019 she exclaimed. \u2018I\u2019ve heard that it\u2019s beautiful!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018It\u2019s right pretty at this time of year,\u2019 said Joe eagerly. \u2018Pa could show you round some time, couldn\u2019t you Pa?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben dropped the pretence of trying not to glare at his son. \u2018Well yes,\u2019 he said between his gritted teeth. \u2018I\u2019d be happy to.\u2019\u00a0 His expression however didn\u2019t match his words, and he looked as if he were about to throttle Joe, a fact that his son seemed to be oblivious to.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well I reckon \u2026\u2019 began Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I think it\u2019s time we got on our way,\u2019 interrupted Ben, draining the last of his beer and standing up. \u2018Come along Joseph.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018But I ain\u2019t finished my beer yet!\u2019 declared the youngster.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I said to come along Joseph,\u2019 said Ben firmly, reaching down and grabbing his son by the arm. He tipped his hat to Sadie as Joe took a last swig of his beer. \u2018Good day ma\u2019am,\u2019 he said politely before dragging Joe towards the door. \u2018I\u2019ll be having words with you on the way home young man,\u2019 he said in a low voice as they left the saloon.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I told you she was pretty, didn\u2019t I Pa?\u2019 asked Joe, looking over his shoulder at Sadie and waving to her over the swinging door. \u2018I was right, wasn\u2019t I?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018In the buckboard Joseph,\u2019 said Ben firmly. \u2018Get!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe looked at his father strangely.\u00a0 For some reason the man seemed to be upset about something, but for the life of him he couldn\u2019t imagine what it might be.\u00a0 He shrugged and climbed up into the buckboard without a word.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Nice meal Hop Sing,\u2019 said Hoss with a grin at the cook. \u2018Very nice indeed!\u2019 Hop Sing returned the look before retreating into the kitchen with the empty plates. \u2018Yes sir,\u2019 said Hoss, leaning back and rubbing his stomach happily. \u2018That was a right tasty meal.\u00a0 Nearly as good as the one we got in Mrs Marrins\u2019 restaurant the other day.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Don\u2019t let Hop Sing hear you say that,\u2019 said his father. \u2018He\u2019ll on the next boat to China if he does.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh I don\u2019t mean nothing by it,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018I just meant that Mrs Marrins \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben put up his hand. \u2018Hoss please!\u2019 he said. \u2018I am sick and tired of being told about that woman\u2019s culinary expertise.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss frowned momentarily, wondering what his father was talking about. \u2018Yeah,\u2019 he said finally. \u2018But her cooking \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hoss!\u201d said Ben. \u2018Enough.\u00a0 Between you and your \u2026\u2019 he shot Joe a stern look. \u2018Your younger brother here, I\u2019ve just about had enough of all this. I do not need these women rammed down my throat every time I turn around!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam looked smug. \u2018I totally agree Pa,\u2019 he said. \u2018It seems to me that these two have done nothing but embarrass you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben turned on him. \u2018Oh?\u00a0 And you haven\u2019t?\u2019 he said. \u2018What about that buggy ride you fixed up for me with Martha Harrison?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018But you said that you enjoyed it,\u2019 declared Adam defensively. \u2018You can\u2019t deny that you didn\u2019t have a good time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben nodded. \u2018True,\u2019 he said. \u2018I did have a good time.\u00a0 I\u2019d just prefer to pick my own outings in my own time, thank you very much.\u2019\u00a0 He flung down his napkin. \u2018Now I\u2019ll thank you all to stop organizing my life for me!\u2019\u00a0 He strode away from the table and over to his desk.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018See what you\u2019ve done now?\u2019 said Joe. \u2018You\u2019ve upset Pa Adam.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 agreed Hoss. \u2018You shouldn\u2019t have set him up like that.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019ve upset Pa?\u2019 spluttered Adam. \u2018What about you two?\u00a0 Talk about embarrassing him!\u00a0 Why you two nitwits \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Who you calling a nitwit?\u2019 demanded Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You!\u2019 hissed Adam. \u2018Anyone who tries to fix Pa up with a saloon gal is a nitwit in my books!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss shook his head. \u2018This ain\u2019t getting us nowhere,\u2019 he interrupted. \u2018I reckon it\u2019s up to Pa to choose which one he likes.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I agree,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018You heard him say how much he enjoyed Mrs Harrison\u2019s company.\u00a0 I\u2019d say it was fairly clear who he\u2019s chosen already.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We\u2019ll see about that,\u2019 said Hoss.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah!\u2019 said Joe. \u2018We\u2019ll see about that!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n Mrs Martha Harrison smiled as she drove into the front yard and saw Adam standing there waiting there for her. \u2018Welcome to The Ponderosa,\u2019 he said as he helped her down from her buggy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Thank you Adam,\u2019 the woman replied. \u2018It was lovely of your father to ask me.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam cleared his throat. \u2018Yes,\u2019 he said. \u2018He did so enjoy the buggy ride you both had the other afternoon.\u00a0 He hasn\u2019t stopped talking about it.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Really?\u2019 Martha replied.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes,\u2019 continued Adam. \u2018In fact \u2026\u2019\u00a0 He frowned as Hoss drove into the front yard with Bertha Marrins beside him. \u2018Well what do you know?\u2019 he muttered under his breath.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Adam!\u2019 called out Hoss. \u2018What are you doing here?\u201d\u00a0 He tipped his hat to Martha Harrison. \u2018Afternoon ma,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Good afternoon Hoss,\u2019 said Martha with a smile. \u2018Bertha!\u00a0 How lovely to see you!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam drew Hoss aside while the two women were chatting, \u2018What have you got her here for?\u2019 he whispered.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Same as you I reckon,\u2019 said Hoss with a glare at his brother.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well you\u2019ll have to get rid of her,\u2019 said Adam firmly. \u2018Martha is here to go on a buggy ride with Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Does Pa know that?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well no \u2026 not exactly,\u2019 admitted Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018He done told you before he wanted to fix up his own meetings with women,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018He ain\u2019t gonna be too happy with you.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well what do you call this?\u2019 whispered Adam, indicating Bertha with his hand. \u2018You\u2019ve done exactly the same thing.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mine is different,\u2019 declared Hoss. \u2018Mrs Marrins done come out here ta discuss food with Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Food?\u00a0 What on earth for?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018For the party that Pa is organising,\u2019 said Hoss. \u2018Mrs Marrins is gonna do the cooking so they\u2019ve got lots to discuss.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What party?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018The party I told her we\u2019re having,\u2019 said Hoss smugly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Does Pa know about this party?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well \u2026 not exactly.\u00a0 But he\u2019ll like the idea,\u2019 Hoss said confidently.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Hoss \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n At that moment Joe came out of the barn, his eyes bulging at the sight of the two women who were engaged in animated conversation by the buggy. \u2018What\u2019s going on here,\u2019 he said, sidling up to his brothers. \u2018What are them two doing here?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018They\u2019re here to see Pa,\u2019 said Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Together?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well of course not!\u2019 his brother retorted. \u2018Hoss is just going to take Mrs Marrins home.\u2019\u00a0 He gave Hoss a meaningful look and then frowned when his brother shook his head.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018No I ain\u2019t,\u2019 he said firmly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 Adam,\u2019 Joe said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Be quiet.\u00a0 Hoss you have to,\u2019 persisted Adam. \u2018Pa can\u2019t entertain them both at the same time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 Adam,\u2019 persisted Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Quiet!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I don\u2019t see why I should take mine home,\u2019 declared Hoss. \u2018You take yours home.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mine was here first!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Only just.\u00a0 Anyways, that don\u2019t count.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 Adam.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam turned on his youngest brother. \u2018What?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I need to tell you something.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I sorta \u2026 I mean \u2026 Miss Sadie is coming out to see Pa this afternoon as well.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What? What on earth for?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe looked defensive. \u2018Well Pa kinda invited her,\u2019 he said. \u2018When we was in the Saloon.\u00a0 He said that he\u2019d be happy to show her The Ponderosa at some stage and I told her that he\u2019d be happy to do it this afternoon.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You what?\u00a0 And of course Pa knows nothing about this either?\u2019\u00a0 Joe shook his head and they all turned to see Sadie riding into the front yard, waving happily at Joe.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What are we gonna do?\u2019 asked Joe anxiously.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam sighed. \u2018Seems we don\u2019t have much option but to escort all three ladies into the house and see what Pa makes of it all. I think our Pa is about to make his choice,\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss swallowed. \u2018I hate ta think what he\u2019s gonna make of us,\u2019 he muttered. Joe nodded as they all walked forward to escort the women into the house.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As they opened the front door, all three Cartwrights were nonplussed to see their father sitting by the fireplace with Mrs Margaret Jenkins beside him.\u00a0 Both of them were drinking coffee and Hop Sing was offering a plate of cakes around. Ben put down his cup and stared at everyone as they entered.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well,\u2019 he said after a moment. \u2018What do we have here?\u2019\u00a0 His three sons stood silently and merely stared at him. \u2018Ladies,\u2019 said Ben. \u2018Seeing as how my sons seem to be lost for words at the moment, may I ask you inside. Hop Sing?\u00a0 They\u2019re coats if you don\u2019t mind?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Suddenly there was a flurry of activity as all four women seated themselves around the fireplace and began happily chatting. \u2018Hop Sing \u2026 more coffee cups if you don\u2019t mind,\u2019 said Ben in measured tones. \u2018It seems that we have quite a gathering here.\u2019\u00a0 He glared at his three sons who were still rooted to the spots where they had first entered the room. They watched as their father and Hop Sing served all four women with coffee and cakes.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018If you will excuse me for a few moments ladies,\u2019 said Ben when everyone had enough food and drink. \u2018I need to speak to my sons for a moment.\u2019\u00a0 He shot the three boys a glare that made them all swallow. \u2018Outside now!\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben strode outside, his hands on his hips, followed meekly by Hoss and then Adam. Joe brought up the rear, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible by hiding behind his brothers. Hoss reached behind him and dragged Joe out until he was forced to stand between them both.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well?\u2019 said Ben. \u2018I\u2019m waiting!\u2019\u00a0 There was silence. \u2018I\u2019m waiting to know why there are suddenly four women in my house!\u2019 he said, trying his best not to shout.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You brought one of em Pa,\u2019 squeaked Joe. \u2018You can\u2019t blame us for all four.\u2019\u00a0 He swallowed as he saw the expression on his father\u2019s face and shut his mouth quickly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Mrs Harrison wanted to go on another buggy ride with you Pa,\u2019 explained Adam. \u2018I told her that it would probably be all right.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Oh you did, did you?\u2019 said Ben. \u2018I take it then that it wasn\u2019t your idea to invite her?\u2019 Adam shrugged and said nothing. \u2018I thought I told you before that I am quite capable of organising my own social engagements?\u2019 said Ben.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Yeah but we didn\u2019t know that you could Pa,\u2019 interrupted Joe. \u2018We didn\u2019t know that you liked Widow Jenkins.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Her name is Mrs Jenkins to you young man,\u2019 spat his father. \u2018And whom I like is really no business of yours is it?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018No sir.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018But Pa you always said that she was boring,\u2019 protested Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Did I?\u00a0 I don\u2019t remember saying that.\u00a0 Anyway \u2026 that is none of your business,\u2019 said Ben angrily. He turned to Hoss. \u2018Judging by the way you\u2019ve been carrying on about her cooking, I\u2019d say that Bertha Marrins being here is your idea?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yeah,\u2019 admitted Hoss. \u2018Only I didn\u2019t know that you\u2019d be having your own company Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And why, pray tell, is she here?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss swallowed before replying. \u2018Um \u2026 for the party,\u2019 he muttered.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018For the party?\u2019 said Ben, nonplussed. \u2018What party?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018The party she\u2019s gonna do the cooking for,\u2019 said Hoss, swallowing again.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018The party she\u2019s \u2026 Jumping Jephosophat! What on earth are you talking about Hoss?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss gave Adam a pleading look, but his brother only crossed his arms in front of him and returned the look with a smug one of his own. \u2018W\u2026 Well,\u2019 stammered Hoss. \u2018It were the only thing I could think of ta get her out here ta see you Pa.\u2019 He gave his father a hopeful grin. \u2018I reckon she really likes ya Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben crossed his own arms in front of his chest in imitation of Adam. \u2018Does she?\u2019 he said sarcastically. \u2018And what has that got to do with you?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hoss swallowed. \u2018Um \u2026 nothing?\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben nodded. \u2018That\u2019s exactly right \u2026 nothing!\u2019 he said. \u2018Now you two get those women out of there do you hear?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018How would you suggest we do that Pa?\u2019 asked Adam.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben pointed a finger at him. \u2018I don\u2019t rightly know,\u2019 he said. \u2018How are you going to do that?\u2019\u00a0 Adam shrugged and said nothing. \u2018Perhaps that educated mind of yours will come up with something?\u2019 added his father sarcastically.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Little Joe took a small step forward. \u2018Um \u2026 Pa?\u2019 he said.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben turned to him. \u2018What?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 what about Sadie?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes Joseph.\u00a0 What about Sadie?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 she\u2019s kinda expecting you to take her round The Ponderosa for a look.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Is she? And why is that?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Because you invited her.\u2019\u00a0 Joe took a step backwards again as Ben leaned towards him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well you did!\u2019 declared Joe. \u2018When we was in the saloon, remember?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I did nothing of the kind!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes you did.\u00a0 You said that you\u2019d be happy to show her The Ponderosa sometime.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And you just assumed that I would do it now?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Um \u2026 yes sir.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben pointed his finger under Joe\u2019s nose. \u2018Well you can just unassume it!\u2019 he thundered. \u2018I am sick and tired of you three organising my life for me!\u00a0 Did it ever occur to you that I might like to do that myself?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We was only trying to help you Pa!\u2019 protested Little Joe and took another step backwards as Ben glared at him.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well if you want to help you can stop assuming that I need female companionship in my life!\u2019 Ben shouted. \u2018I am quite capable of organising my own life thank you!\u00a0 After all \u2026 I have been married three times!\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We know that Pa,\u2019 said Adam. \u2018But \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018But nothing!\u00a0 Did it ever occur to the three of you that I might like to choose my own companion?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well of course but \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018We didn\u2019t think you had anyone Pa,\u2019 Little Joe finished for his brother. \u2018Widow Jenkins \u2026 I mean Mr Jenkins is a real nice lady Pa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes she is,\u2019 said Ben. \u2018And she must be in there right at this moment wondering what is going on.\u00a0 Now I am going to escort her home and I suggest that you three think real quick about what you\u2019re going to say to those three poor women in there.\u2019\u00a0 He turned to go into the house and then stopped. \u2018And did it ever occur to you to look at the choices you\u2019ve made?\u2019 he asked sarcastically. \u2018Those three seem more suited to what you\u2019d like in a woman than I would. Think about it!\u2019\u00a0 He marched into the house, leaving his three sons standing nonplussed on the front porch.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018What did he mean by that?\u2019 asked Hoss finally.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Adam shrugged. \u2018I guess when you look at it,\u2019 he admitted. \u2018I was looking at Mrs Harrison for Pa because she is interested in the things I like I suppose.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I done told you that!\u2019 declared Little Joe smugly. \u2018And Hoss likes Mrs Marrins cause of her cooking.\u00a0 That\u2019s what he likes.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And Sadie?\u2019 asked Hoss, scratching his head.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018She\u2019s a good time girl,\u2019 said Adam, indicating Joe with his thumb. \u2018Need I say more?\u00a0 No \u2026 I guess Pa was right.\u00a0 We should have trusted him to choose his own woman.\u00a0 After all, Mrs Jenkins is nice.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018That she is,\u2019 agreed Hoss. \u2018She\u2019ll make a good addition to The Ponderosa.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Joe frowned. \u2018Who said anything about an addition?\u2019 he asked. \u2018Pa ain\u2019t gonna marry her, is he?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Who can tell little brother,\u2019 sad Adam smugly. \u2018Who can tell?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ===============<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018I\u2019m so sorry about that Margaret,\u2019 said Ben as they drove away from the house. \u2018I had no idea that the boys had invited all three of them to the house at the one time.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Margaret Jenkins laughed. \u2018Don\u2019t worry about it Ben.\u00a0 We all had a good laugh about it while you were outside with the boys.\u00a0 None of those women were really interested in you, you know.\u00a0 It was all your sons\u2019 idea.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben breathed a sigh of relief. \u2018Well that\u2019s good to know,\u2019 he said. \u2018I\u2019d hate to have hurt any of their feelings.\u2019\u00a0 He smiled at the woman beside him. \u2018I can\u2019t tell you how grateful I am to you Margaret for helping me with all of this. Those boys of mine needed to understand that they don\u2019t need to set me up with anyone.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Don\u2019t mention it Ben,\u2019 she said. \u2018I was glad to help.\u00a0 Besides, never let it be said that I turned down the chance of one of Hop Sing\u2019s wonderful afternoon teas.\u2019\u00a0 She sidled closer to him on the seat. \u2018I am grateful that you chose me to help you though.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018You are?\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Yes.\u00a0 I was wondering why you did to be honest.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018Well \u2026 you were available and \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018That\u2019s true,\u2019 she said. \u2018I am available.\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u2018And \u2026 you were \u2026.\u2019 Ben swallowed nervously as Margaret put her hand on his knee. \u2018And \u2026\u2019<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Go on Ben,\u2019 she said softly. \u2018Please go on.\u2019<\/p>\n The End<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Summary:\u00a0 The boys decide that Ben is lonely and each of them try to set him up with a woman.<\/h1>\n
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