Summary: When Charley joins the cattle drive, he causes one headache after another for Joe and his family. Only Joe is aware that Charley is not all he seems!!<\/p>\n
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\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Oh What A Tangled Web We Weave<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ben was becoming exasperated;<\/strong> only 24 hours before the cattle drive and they still hadn\u2019t found a helper to assist \u2018Snakey\u2019 with the chuck wagon. Snakey\u2019s real name was Bert Bishop, but he had earned the nickname very early on in his career at the Ponderosa. He wasn\u2019t the brightest of men and had yet to associate the poisonous attributes of the asp family with what the men thought of his cooking. Snakey\u2019s idea of a \u2018good meal\u2019 left a lot to be desired, but he had been with the Cartwrights a number of years and no amount of ribbing was going to encourage him to try something new when out on the trail.Snakey was not only renowned for his lack of culinary skills but also for his temper, hence the need for assistance so close to the cattle drive departure.<\/p>\n Mike Lawson had been a quiet and amiable boy and had put up with Snakey\u2019s verbal and occasional physical abuse for the last six months (three months longer than most), but only yesterday the lad decided he couldn\u2019t take any more and with not so much as a \u2018bye as you leave\u2019 he had upped stakes and left.<\/p>\n \u201cWell there\u2019s nothing else for it,\u201d Adam stated with his usual stubbornness. \u201cLittle Joe will have to help out on the chuck wagon this trip.\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss sucked in his breath. \u201cHe ain\u2019t gonna like it. The kid feels he has something to prove and he won\u2019t be able to do that sitting on a chuck wagon. Who\u2019s gonna be the one to tell him?\u201dTwo sets of eyes, one brown, one blue, looked pointedly at their father.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ll tell him,\u201d Ben sighed, not relishing the task. \u201cJoseph will have to understand that a cattle drive is not a Sunday picnic. Each of us has to do whatever we can to make things go smoothly and if, on this occasion, that means him helping out Snakey, then so be it. Give him a few more years and he\u2019ll be begging to get off so lightly.\u201d<\/p>\n Just as they were about to return to their last minute preparations they became aware of a lone rider making their way towards the house.<\/p>\n All three men stood and watched as the cowboy got closer and closer. The surprise was evident on their faces when a young boy rode straight up to Ben Cartwright, dismounted from his horse and announced in a high-pitched voice.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve come about the job for a cook\u2019s assistant.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben coughed slightly to try and mask the chuckles emanating from his two elder sons. The boy was even smaller than Little Joe and probably not as old, judging by the fact his voice was yet to break. He was so slim his pants hung loosely round his middle, with only his tight belt holding them up, and his shirt looked two sizes too big.<\/p>\n \u201cBeen on a cattle drive before have you?\u201d Ben asked, trying to keep the amusement from his voice.<\/p>\n The boy glared hard at the men before him, his eyes narrowing to almost slits.<\/p>\n \u201cNo, but I\u2019ve worked on a ranch before and I\u2019m not afraid to get my hands dirty. But I thought you were looking for a cook not a cowboy, and I\u2019m real good at cooking.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben looked over at Adam, whereupon Adam held out his hands and shrugged his shoulders in that \u2018it\u2019s up to you\u2019 fashion he applied when not wanting to make the decision himself.<\/p>\n \u201cHow old are you?\u201d Ben asked, turning to the boy once more.<\/p>\n \u201cEighteen.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019ll try that one again shall we son. I asked how old you are. And what\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n The veiled admonishment worked and the boy\u2019s head dropped to his chest. \u201cI\u2019m sixteen and the name\u2019s Charley.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben was dubious that he was even sixteen, but he didn\u2019t see the need to labour the point.<\/p>\n \u201cRight Charley needs must; it looks like you\u2019ve got yourself a job. My son Joseph should be back shortly. When he gets here I\u2019ll ask him to take you out to camp. We leave first thing in the morning so try and get an early night.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThanks Mr Cartwright you won\u2019t regret this,\u201d Charley gushed, his excitement evident.<\/p>\n It wasn\u2019t long before the youngest Cartwright made his appearance and introductions were made. Joe was delighted with the newest member of the crew as he had had the sinking feeling all morning that he was going to be nominated for the cook\u2019s assistant job, whether he liked it or not.<\/p>\n As Joe and Charley headed towards the camp, Joe chatted incessantly. This was going to be his first long cattle drive since leaving school and it pleased him to think that he wouldn\u2019t be the only sixteen year old going. The men were noted for their teasing and Joe over the last months, being the youngest, tended to be the main fodder for their humour.<\/p>\n Joe was so busy talking that it never occurred to him that Charley only responded when he had to and generally made very little conversation. After introducing Charley to Snakey, Joe headed home with renewed vigour and spent the evening in such an excitable state Ben ended up sending him to bed early so that the rest of the family could get some respite!<\/p>\n **********<\/p>\n Monday morning came upon them quicker than Ben would have liked. His old bones groaned as he climbed from his bed and he didn\u2019t relish the idea of sleeping on the hard ground for the next three weeks or so. As he left his room he was nearly knocked off his feet as his youngest son rushed past him.<\/p>\n \u201cMorning Pa,\u201d called an usually bright Little Joe as he bounded down the stairs two at a time.<\/p>\n \u201cMorning Joseph,\u201d replied Ben with a shake of his head. This was going to be a long three weeks. He just hoped that Joe\u2019s exuberance settled down a little over the next few days. When Joe was this excited he tended to get cocky, and that could be dangerous on a cattle drive. Ben didn\u2019t want to come down hard on his youngest, but he would have to impress on him that this was a serious business and not a time for Joe to show off. He had no doubt of Joe\u2019s abilities, the boy rode as if he had been born on a horse; it was just that his youthful enthusiasm sometimes made him reckless.<\/p>\n Sensing that there was a lecture on its way, Joe took a deep breath and tried to calm down. It was just a cattle drive after all; he had been on them before. But this one was different. Last year he had still been in school when the men left on their three-week stint. He had pleaded with his father to go, but to no avail. Ben was determined that Joe would finish his education and he wouldn\u2019t be swayed. In an act of sheer defiance, Joe had played \u2018hooky\u2019 for most of the time that the family had been away, which had resulted in the \u2018tanning of all tannings\u2019 when his father returned.<\/p>\n It wasn\u2019t long before they had eaten, packed and were ready to go. Breakfast wasn\u2019t up to the usual high standard as Hop Sing had already left for San Francisco. He took the opportunity at this time each year to visit his many relatives, usually linking up with the family at the end of the cattle drive. He would return to the Ponderosa with Ben by stagecoach, while the boys brought the horses back separately.<\/p>\n As the family rode out of the yard the sun had yet to make its appearance and there was an eerie silence about the place. The early morning chill caused them to turn up their collars and pull their hats down harder onto their heads; it wouldn\u2019t do to catch a cold.<\/p>\n By the time they reached camp most of the men were packed up and ready to go. Joe looked round to see if Charley was about, but Charley and Snakey had already left. As soon as the men had eaten, Snakey had insisted that they quickly pack and be on their way. He always liked to be well ahead of the men so that he could be at their first watering hole in time to have their next meal prepared ready for them arriving.<\/p>\n The first week of the cattle drive was always the hardest. Extra men were brought into the crew just for that early period. The cowboys needed to push the cattle pretty hard to get them as far away from their familiar ranges as possible so that they wouldn\u2019t try to run at night. Once the cattle were trail broken they could ease off and the extra men head off home, but until that time there would be very little sleep for any of them.<\/p>\n The greenest of the men were always assigned to the rear of the herd to ride drag. Their job was to bring up the weakest cattle and it wasn\u2019t one of the pleasantest of positions to be in. Joe, as expected, was given this task and as he rode to the rear of the herd he longed for the time when he would move up through the ranks. Eating dust all day was not his idea of fun, but he didn\u2019t complain, his turn would come in the years ahead.<\/p>\n Ben as trail boss rode at the front of the herd and it would normally be his job to ride ahead to pick out watering holes and a noon resting place, but this was well known territory and the watering holes and resting places were already prearranged. The men positioned themselves around the herd and waited for the signal from Ben for them all to move out. It was only 5am but the working day had already begun in earnest.<\/p>\n As lunchtime was upon them Ben and Adam headed into the makeshift camp together. It was necessary for the men to eat in shifts and they arrived just at Hoss was leaving.<\/p>\n \u201cHow\u2019s it going son?\u201d Ben asked, giving his middle son a wide smile.<\/p>\n \u201cBetter now I\u2019ve eaten Pa,\u201d Hoss replied, patting his full stomach. Then he added in a whisper. \u201cDon\u2019t want to upset Snakey any, but that new kid sure can cook Pa. Even Snakey seems happy.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell that\u2019s good to know,\u201d replied Adam sardonically. \u201cThe thought of Snakey\u2019s cooking for three weeks, always gives me indigestion.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHas your young brother been in yet?\u201d Ben asked looking around the camp.<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t think so Pa,\u201d Hoss replied with a shake of his head. Then with a glint of mischief in his eye he added. \u201cThere again I might not recognise him after he\u2019s rode drag all morning.\u201d<\/p>\n As the three men laughed together they turned to see Little Joe walking into camp. He was covered in dust from head to toe and, before he pulled down his bandana, only his green eyes were identifiable in his dirt-smeared face.<\/p>\n \u201cOh boy am I hungry,\u201d Joe called out heading towards the chuck wagon.<\/p>\n Ben caught him by the belt of his pants as he passed and swung him round. \u201cI think you better wash up before eating young man,\u201d he admonished. \u201cYou look and smell worse than the cattle.\u201d<\/p>\n With a resigned shrug Joe headed over to the water bucket and attempted to wash the dirt from his hands and face, which wasn\u2019t an easy task as the water in the bucket was by now as dirty as he was, but he was in no mind to change it.<\/p>\n Hoss had been right about Charley\u2019s cooking; it was a big improvement on what Snakey usually served up. Ben was curious to ask how Charley had managed to persuade Snakey into letting him prepare the food in the first place, but decided to let well alone. If it meant they ate better, who was he to upset things?<\/p>\n *******<\/p>\n The first week of the drive went by without incident. The cattle were trail broken and the extra men had returned to their families leaving Ben feeling relieved and content at how well things were going. Tempers had often flared during those early days. Long hours in the saddle, together with sleeping on the hard ground, took a bit of getting used to and even the cowboys with many years experience were grumpy and sore at the end of a long day. But eventually everyone began to settle into their roles and the persistent grumbling stopped.<\/p>\n For someone like Little Joe, who was still quite green, it was harder. His hands were blistered, his back ached and as for his rear end, well he tried not to think about that. Oh he could rope a steer as good as any of them and his horsemanship was second to none, but at the end of the day his young skin still had to thicken and build up the calluses that were needed to protect it from the inevitable rope burns.<\/p>\n Even though they were of a similar age, Joe and Charley had not become the friends that Joe had hoped they would be. No matter how many times Joe had tried to start a conversation with Charley, the other boy had been reluctant to talk for more than a few minutes before making his excuses and returning to the wagon. Joe had been disappointed. He was still regarded very much as \u2018the kid\u2019 by the rest of the men and often conversations stopped as soon as he appeared. Intuitively he knew that the men would be talking about the many saloons they had frequented and more likely the many women they had met there. If his Pa hadn\u2019t been around Joe was sure the men would have carried on with their discussion, but knowing how Ben felt about his youngest, the men were respectful of Joe\u2019s youth and innocence.<\/p>\n On the evening of the tenth day their luck began to turn. The weather was changing and not for the better. There was definitely a storm brewing, as the cattle were jittery and in turn so were the men. Thunder and lightning at night could stampede a herd and if that happened there was very little they could do about it. The last shift of men ate their supper almost in silence and retired early; there wouldn\u2019t be any cowpoke songs sung that night.<\/p>\n When the rain started it was relentless and the men\u2019s slickers provided very little protection. Extra men were assigned to guard the herd but when the thunder and lightning started all thought of sleep was forgotten as each and every man rushed to the remuda and saddled his horse.<\/p>\n With each crack of lightning the cattle became more unsettled and it would only take one lone spooked steer to set the herd off running. Snakey and Charley packed up the chuck wagon in readiness, for if the herd went, everyone else would just have to follow until they ran themselves out.<\/p>\n It was nearly 3am when Joe rode into camp to get a well-earned cup of coffee. The adrenaline rush he had felt when the lightning first began had started to wear off and he was now barely able to keep his eyes open. As he sat down on an upturned log, Charley came over to him with a cup of coffee. Joe took the welcoming brew and closed his eyes for a second as he sipped the hot liquid. Turning to his side he was surprised to see that Charley hadn\u2019t rushed away as he usually did, but was now sitting down next to him with a cup of coffee in his own hand.<\/p>\n Joe gave him a weak and tired smile and Charley smiled back.<\/p>\n \u201cQuite a night,\u201d Charley stated simply.<\/p>\n \u201cYeh, you can say that again,\u201d Joe responded. \u201cAnd it ain\u2019t over yet.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cQuite a night,\u201d Charley repeated, an impish glint in his eye.<\/p>\n Both boys laughed and a bond started to form between them. Joe found himself telling Charley all about the Ponderosa and Charley bombarded him with questions about ranch life.<\/p>\n \u201cHey Joe?\u201d Charley queried. \u201cHow come no ones riding any of the white horses tonight? They are all still in the remuda.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s unlucky.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy is it unlucky?\u201d Charley asked in puzzlement. \u201cI would have thought a white horse would have been easier to see at night.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s just it,\u201d Joe stated knowledgably. \u201cWhite horses are thought to attract lightning and you\u2019ll never find a cowboy use one at night. Too easily seen.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley laughed. \u201cYou\u2019re pulling my leg. That\u2019s stupid.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt may seem stupid, but do you see any white horses out there?\u201d Joe said, indicating his head towards the cattle. \u201cNo you don\u2019t and you won\u2019t ever see any at night.\u201d<\/p>\n The boys sat in silence for a few minutes, the warmth of the coffee and the heat of the fire sending them both to sleep. A crack of lightning in the night sky caused Joe to wake with a start. Struggling to his feet he rubbed his tired eyes and headed back towards his horse.<\/p>\n \u201cSee you later,\u201d Joe called over his shoulder to Charley who was still sat dozing. Then mischievously he added. \u201cBetter not let Snakey find you sleeping, he\u2019s likely to box your ears and paddle your hide good and proper.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley jumped up immediately and looked cautiously around him; he had already had quite a few heavy-handed swats to his rear end and he wasn\u2019t anxious for another. It wasn\u2019t long before Hoss rode over to his younger brother. The bigger man\u2019s face was unreadable in the dark but his strained voice showed his tension.<\/p>\n \u201cThese critters are well spooked,\u201d he began. \u201cWon\u2019t take much for them to start running.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMaybe if those with the fastest horses was to try and head them\u2026..\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou listen to me young\u2019un. When this herd starts moving, you keep well back,\u201d Hoss interrupted sharply. \u201cPa and Adam, not to mention me, have got enough to worry about without some fool kid getting in the way.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe bristled at the \u2018fool kid\u2019 inference, but kept quiet. It wasn\u2019t often Hoss was this worked up and he wouldn\u2019t put it past his brother to hog-tie him to his saddle.<\/p>\n Before another word could be spoken it happened. The dark sky flashed with a blazing light and the thunder that followed almost immediately afterwards was deafening. The cattle bellowed in terror and almost as one started to move forward. For once Joe did as he was told and rode behind the herd. This wasn\u2019t the first stampede he had been involved with and, on another occasion, he had recklessly risked his life to help another cowboy in trouble. It had paid off and the man lived to tell the tale. At the time Joe had been fourteen years old and couldn\u2019t understand the fuss his family had made about his dare devil antics. Ben on the one hand was proud of his son\u2019s bravery, but was also furious at the boy\u2019s foolishness and insubordination; he had given Joe strict instructions to keep his position at the rear. Little Joe lapped up the men\u2019s praise as they gave him a pat on the back, but much to his indignation, his father\u2019s hand left a more lasting imprint.<\/p>\n It was almost morning before the cattle came once again to a complete standstill, but there was still no respite for the tired men. Every available one of them was sent out to round up strays that had off-shot from the main herd.<\/p>\n Ben, Adam and Hoss were the last ones to finally ride into camp for breakfast.<\/p>\n \u201cWell,\u201d declared Ben. \u201cThe only good thing I can say is no one was hurt.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut how many cattle have we lost Pa?\u201d Adam queried.<\/p>\n \u201cProbably about fifteen,\u201d Ben surmised. \u201cIt could have been a lot worse.\u201d<\/p>\n Snakey dished out breakfast for the tired men and they ate automatically, hardly tasting a thing on their plates.<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019re way off target,\u201d Hoss grumbled. \u201cGonna have to turn the herd around and head them back in the right direction. Probably lost us half a day or more.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam suddenly became aware of what he was putting into his mouth and grimaced; this certainly didn\u2019t taste like Charley\u2019s cooking. Shouting over to Snakey he asked. \u201cHey Snakey, where\u2019s Charley this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n Snakey walked over to them, coffeepot in hand. \u201cSent him on ahead about an hour ago with one of the wagons so he can make a start on getting things ready for lunch. Just hope the little fool doesn\u2019t get lost.\u201d<\/p>\n A high-pitched voice piped up in the background. \u201cI-I-I could go after him and make sure he\u2019s all right if you want?\u201d<\/p>\n Ben Cartwright tried to keep the smile from his face as his youngest came into view.<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s very good of you Joe,\u201d he applauded. \u201cDon\u2019t suppose your offer has anything to do with the fact that being first at the watering hole means you get to have a swim and freshen up before the cattle arrive does it?\u201d<\/p>\n Joe smiled sheepishly and hung his head. \u201cThe thought had crossed my mind Pa.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben, Hoss and Adam exchanged an amused grin. Little Joe would never admit it, but almost two weeks in the saddle and he was exhausted. The thought of a swim and a couple of hours just being a \u2018boy\u2019 again was very appealing at this moment in time.<\/p>\n \u201cYou know Pa, I think that might be a good idea,\u201d Adam mused. \u201cYoung Charley shouldn\u2019t be out there all alone, perhaps it\u2019s best if Joe rides after him.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe held his breath and looked at his Pa expectantly.<\/p>\n Ben\u2019s face was unreadable for what seemed a lifetime but then the muscles relaxed and he grinned. \u201cOkay Joseph, you can go. But no tomfoolery,\u201d he warned. \u201cYou boys can have a swim, but I still expect you both to have your work done by lunchtime.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes sir,\u201d Joe called over his shoulder as he ran for his horse, finding an extra bit of energy in his excitement.<\/p>\n Two hours later a hot and dusty Joe rode up to their next designated stopping point and dismounted. Tying his horse to the back of the stationary wagon, Joe looked around for Charley but he was nowhere in sight. Taking off his hat Joe took a few swigs from his canteen before pouring the remaining drops over the back of his neck and shaking his head. He was just about to call out when he heard splashing coming from the watering hole.<\/p>\n Glancing round the side of the wagon, Joe smiled to himself at the sight before him. Charley was happily swimming in the cool water, totally oblivious of Joe\u2019s arrival. With an impish glint in his eye, Joe quickly divested himself of his own clothes and silently entered the water.<\/p>\n Diving deep, Joe swam until he was just inches from Charley\u2019s feet as the other boy treaded water. Taking hold of Charley\u2019s ankles, Joe tugged hard and pulled the startled boy swiftly under. Unable to hold his own breath any longer Joe swam to the surface and broke out in a fit of giggles. Seconds later a shocked Charley came spluttering up next to him.<\/p>\n \u201cWhy you sneaking, devious, lousy, good for nothing\u2026\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt was only a bit of fun,\u201d Joe interrupted laughing out loud.<\/p>\n Charley drew back his hand and made to hit out at his tormentor. Joe\u2019s own hand instinctively went up and with a shove on Charley\u2019s chest he moved the boy back away from him.<\/p>\n Joe almost jumped out of the water as if scalded. He looked at his offending hand and then back at Charley, unable to believe what he had just felt.<\/p>\n \u201cY-y-you\u2019ve got b-b-br\u2026\u2026\u2026..\u201d Joe stopped speaking, blushing furiously at what he had almost said.<\/p>\n The anger left Charley\u2019s face and he instinctively covered his chest with his hands.<\/p>\n Joe gulped several times and shook his head. He knew what his hands had encountered. Much as he had very little experience in the practical side of things, he had been a very keen observer of the said articles for as long as he could remember.<\/p>\n \u201cYour a g-g-girl?\u201d<\/p>\n Charley recovered some of her composure. \u201cGive the boy a prize,\u201d she spat back at him, still smarting from the ducking and the unwanted, if unintentional, grope she had just experienced.<\/p>\n \u201cBut why are you pretending to be a boy?\u201d Joe asked, trying hard to come to terms with this new revelation.<\/p>\n \u201cHow many girls do you see on cattle drive dumb head?\u201d Charley replied spitefully. \u201cLook I\u2019m getting cold; I need to get out of here.\u201d<\/p>\n A sly smile spread over Joe\u2019s lips. Now that it was beginning to sink in, he found their predicament quite amusing and his body was beginning to react to the idea of been so close to a naked girl. \u201cMitch is never gonna believe this,\u201d he said almost to himself with a shake of the head.<\/p>\n Anger flared in Charley\u2019s eyes as she noticed the look on the young man\u2019s face.<\/p>\n \u201cYou better get all those thoughts out your head boy if you know what\u2019s good for you and if you mention this to anyone Joe Cartwright I\u2019ll tell your Pa you grabbed me.\u201d<\/p>\n Any amorous thoughts quickly left Joe\u2019s mind. \u201cOkay, okay, I won\u2019t say a word.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWell?\u201d stated a relieved Charley.<\/p>\n \u201cWell what?\u201d Joe asked.<\/p>\n \u201cGet out of the water and go as far away as possible, keeping your back turned, so I can get out.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut what about me?\u201d Joe queried. \u201cI\u2019ve got no clothes on either.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley began to chuckle. \u201cOh I\u2019ll turn my back to hide your modesty, little boy.\u201d And with that Charley turned her back to Joe and shouted. \u201cHurry up, I haven\u2019t got all day, I\u2019ve got work to do.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe quickly swam to the embankment and scrambled out of the water. Keeping his back to Charley he hurriedly grabbed his clothes and held them in front of him as he made his way over to the wagon. When out of sight he pulled on his pants and shirt and walked over to the nearest tree. \u201cIt\u2019s all right you can come out now and I promise not to look.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley swam cautiously to the water\u2019s edge. \u201cYou better keep those eyes tight closed Little Joe, or believe me I\u2019ll tell your Pa.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe didn\u2019t need a second telling. He sat down with his back to the water and kept his eyes tight shut. If his father ever got an inkling of this he was dead meat.<\/p>\n Dressed once more in boy\u2019s attire, Charley shouted for him to come out.<\/p>\n \u201cLet\u2019s get one thing straight,\u201d Charley began. \u201cThis is going to be our secret. No one must know about this.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe\u2019s eyes couldn\u2019t help going to the girl\u2019s chest and he was disappointed to see that it looked completely flat once more. Automatically he looked at the size of his hand and shook his head. He was sure he had felt a good handful and couldn\u2019t understand where it had disappeared to.<\/p>\n \u201cJoe,\u201d Charley almost shouted, bringing him out of his reverie.<\/p>\n \u201cBut you\u2019re just a kid\u2026.a-a-and a girl. There\u2019s bound to be someone looking for you.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s my business and I ain\u2019t a kid. I\u2019m seventeen, which is a lot older than you,\u201d Joe pushed her hand away. \u201cYou ain\u2019t that much older than me.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYeh but everyone knows girls grow up much faster than boys,\u201d Charley replied tilting her head back in defiance.<\/p>\n Joe looked at her flat chest again and smirked. \u201cLooks as if you\u2019ve still got a lot of growing to do if you ask me.\u201d<\/p>\n The slap that hit Joe\u2019s cheek took the silly smirk off his face and he winced, but ruefully he had to admit that maybe he had asked for that one.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m telling you Joe. You breathe one word of this and I\u2019ll tell your Pa you groped me.\u201d<\/p>\n And so it was that Joe was drawn into her little game and he kept up the pretence.<\/p>\n *******<\/p>\n Meanwhile that evening back in Virginia City four men sat in the saloon drinking a cool glass of beer. Mallory Smithson and his three sons were an ornery looking bunch and the other patrons kept their distance not wanting any trouble.<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019ve been looking for her for nigh on six weeks Pa. What makes you think she came here?\u201d asked Jeb, aged about twenty and the youngest of the brood.<\/p>\n \u201cJust a hunch I guess. But that sister of yours always did have a hankering for the city life and I aim to call in at every place we pass until I find her.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI still think she must have got herself a fella,\u201d the eldest son, Jack, declared. \u201cWhy else would she run off like that?\u201d<\/p>\n Mallory Smithson\u2019s face turned red with anger. \u201cWell if there is a fella, he\u2019s gonna wish he never set eyes on my baby gal. Cause if he\u2019s laid one finger on her, I swear I\u2019ll kill him.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWonder if she\u2019s still pretending to be a boy?\u201d Mark, the middle son asked.<\/p>\n \u201cIf she\u2019s alone you can bet on it,\u201d his father replied. \u201cShe stands a much better chance of getting around unnoticed dressed in pants than some fancy petticoat.\u201d<\/p>\n Before leaving, Mallory called Sam, the barman, over to him. \u201cHey mister you ain\u2019t seen a little fellow, about so high?\u201d he placed his hand just below his shoulder to indicate the height he was referring to. \u201cLooks about fifteen with a mop of blonde curly hair.\u201d<\/p>\n Sam scratched his head and thought back. \u201cNow you come to mention it, there was a boy just like that in here looking for work a couple of weeks ago.\u201d<\/p>\n The family all looked at each other and grinned; they were on the right track once again. \u201cWhat happened to him?\u201d Mallory asked.<\/p>\n \u201cI sent him out to the Ponderosa. The Cartwrights were looking for a youngster to help out the cook on a cattle drive that was leaving for San Francisco the next day. Told him to come back here if he hadn\u2019t any luck, I could always use someone to collect and wash the glasses. He never came back so I reckon he must have got the job.\u201d<\/p>\n The four men walked outside and digested the information. \u201cWhat now Pa?\u201d Jeb asked.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat do you think stupid?\u201d Mallory replied, cuffing his youngest son round the ear. \u201cWe head to San Francisco and find my little gal before she gets herself into something she can\u2019t handle.\u201d<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n The Cartwright men noticed a change in the relationship between Joe and Charley, but they couldn\u2019t put their finger on just what it was. Joe seemed to be more protective of the younger boy than he had been, while on the other hand Charley often bossed Joe around and, more surprisingly, Joe complied with his instructions.<\/p>\n On one particular night Snakey lost his temper with the young boy in his charge and grabbing him by the collar he had been about to land a few heavy swats on the boy\u2019s behind. Joe had been horrified and jumped to Charley\u2019s defence.<\/p>\n \u201cHey Snakey leave him alone,\u201d Joe shouted. \u201cYou ain\u2019t got no business tanning him.\u201d<\/p>\n Snakey\u2019s mouth dropped open in surprise. In the past the discipline of the young boys in his charge was left up to him and as long as Snakey didn\u2019t go too far and it was warranted, Ben approved of a parental figure to keep the boys on the right track.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat did you just say?\u201d Snakey snarled, grabbing Joe with his free hand.<\/p>\n Adam quickly stepped forward and pulled his brother away from Snakey\u2019s grasp. \u201cWhat\u2019s this all about Little Joe?\u201d he queried angrily.<\/p>\n Joe hung his head and bit on his bottom lip. How could he explain to them that Charley was a girl and should be treated differently? It just didn\u2019t seem decent that Snakey be tanning her hide. As it was Joe was at a loss for words to explain and Adam and Snakey just looked at each other and shrugged. Kids! Who knows what got into them sometimes?<\/p>\n At the end of the third week Joe was glad when they arrived in San Francisco. The pressure of keeping Charley\u2019s secret was getting to him and he would be glad to spend sometime away from her.<\/p>\n Once the cattle deal was done, it was customary for the men to spend time in the City letting their hair down and having fun. Some of the men had signed up just for the drive, but the regular hands had a few days off to relax before returning to the Ponderosa. Although it had taken them three weeks to get there the return journey, without the cattle, was an awful lot quicker.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat do you intend to do?\u201d Joe asked Charley as they sat on the steps outside the bank as Ben was inside depositing their takings.<\/p>\n Charley thought for a minute and then shrugged. \u201cIf nothing better turns up, I guess I\u2019ll go back to the Ponderosa with you.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe inwardly groaned. How could she expect him to keep up this pretence indefinitely?<\/p>\n Ben joined them seconds later and escorted the \u2018boys\u2019 over to the hotel, having already booked rooms for himself and his sons.<\/p>\n \u201cLook Charley,\u201d Ben began. \u201cSan Francisco is no place for a young lad to be wandering round on his own. So I insist you stay at the hotel with us until it\u2019s time to return to the ranch. You can share Joseph\u2019s room.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe had a coughing fit and almost choked. \u201cCharley can have my room Pa. I think I\u2019ll just bunk in with Hoss.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou can think again young\u2019un,\u201d Hoss corrected. \u201cThose beds ain\u2019t hardly big enough for me to fit in on my own. Now you and Charley there will have plenty of room.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe tried desperately to think of a suitable protest, but nothing feasible would come to mind.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve already arranged baths to be taken up to the rooms,\u201d Ben added, slapping his youngest on the back. \u201cYou and Charley will have to share. Just don\u2019t fall out over who goes first.\u201d<\/p>\n Ten minutes later Joe and Charley stood in Joe\u2019s room looking at the floor in embarrassment. \u201cWe can\u2019t do this!\u201d Joe said quietly. \u201cIt ain\u2019t right. We\u2019ve got to tell my Pa what\u2019s going on.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley shot him an angry look. \u201cOh no we don\u2019t. You promised, remember!\u201d<\/p>\n Then looking round the room she brightened considerably. \u201cHey look here, a settee. You\u2019ll be fine sleeping on there Little Joe. Much better than being out on the trail.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhy should I sleep on the settee?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cCome on Joe, you can\u2019t expect me to sleep on it. That\u2019s not very gallant of you.\u201d Charley\u2019s voice for once was petulant and female, appealing to Joe\u2019s better nature.<\/p>\n Joe reluctantly agreed that she would have the bed. Then looking at the steaming tub of water he stated. \u201cI suppose you want first bath as well?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt would be nice,\u201d Charley wheedled. \u201cIt\u2019s not easy for a girl to go round smelling like one of the herd.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh all right,\u201d Joe conceded. \u201cJust don\u2019t be all day about it. I\u2019ll be back in an hour and then it\u2019s your turn to go for a walk.\u201d<\/p>\n ******<\/p>\n It was their third night in San Francisco and Joe and Charley were sitting in the saloon with Hoss and Adam. Adam had agreed that the young boys could have two beers each but that was all.<\/p>\n Charley giggled as she drank her second beer, the alcohol going straight to her head. Joe didn\u2019t approve of a girl drinking, but then he didn\u2019t approve of a lot of the things Charley did, but he had no way of stopping her.<\/p>\n A number of the Ponderosa hands were also in the saloon and Pete Malcolm, a regular worker at the ranch, had had one too many.<\/p>\n \u201cLet\u2019s have a little fun,\u201d he said conspiringly to his fellow drinkers. \u201cKeep Adam and Hoss talking, so they don\u2019t see what I\u2019m doing.\u201d With that he walked over to the Cartwright table and while Adam and Hoss were distracted by another of the men he poured a large measure of whisky into both Joe and Charley\u2019s glass.<\/p>\n \u201cHave a good night boys,\u201d he whispered, winking at the two youngsters, before returning to the bar to watch what happened.<\/p>\n Joe and Charley were by now quite light headed and drank their drink with glee, both eager to feel the effects of the strong liquor.<\/p>\n Half an hour later Adam declared it was time the youngsters headed back to the hotel, but when he tried to pull Joe to his feet, the boy could hardly stand. Joe\u2019s eyes looked vacant and he started giggling uncontrollably. Adam and Hoss looked at the boys and knew immediately they were drunk. Neither of the boys had left their side so someone else had to be the culprit.<\/p>\n Looking round the crowded room Adam\u2019s eyes soon fixed on the grinning face of Pete Malcolm and the his fellow conspirators. \u201cWe just found the guilty party,\u201d he said, nudging Hoss and indicating to the bunch of men stood at the bar.<\/p>\n Hoss was on his feet and heading towards them in a second. He was the first one to swing a punch and Adam had no compunction about joining in. As pandemonium broke out Joe and Charley were happy to get in the thick of the melee, after all a good fight was the perfect way to end the evening.<\/p>\n It was over almost before it began and Adam and Hoss were one of the few still standing. Slapping his elder brother on the back, Hoss declared. \u201cThat was a real good fight big brother, glad to have you by my side.\u201d<\/p>\n Wiping a trickle of blood from the corner of his mouth, Adam winced as he broke into a smile. \u201cWe make quite a formidable pair Hoss.\u201d Then looking back at the upturned table they had been sitting at, he asked with some concern. \u201cWhere are Little Joe and Charley?\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss surveyed the room until his eyes rested on two prone figures on the floor.<\/p>\n \u201cLooks as if the kids decided to join in Adam.\u201d Then with a shake of his head he chuckled. \u201cDon\u2019t know what Pa\u2019s gonna have to say, but these young\u2019uns ain\u2019t gonna want to listen with the heads they\u2019ll have in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam and Hoss stepped forward and taking an arm each, they pulled the youngsters to their feet and slung them over their shoulders. Strolling happily back to the hotel they climbed the stairs to the boys\u2019 room and tossed them none too gently down onto the bed.<\/p>\n \u201cSuppose we better get their clothes off,\u201d Adam decided. \u201cMight be an idea to put a couple of basins on the floor as well in case they\u2019re sick.\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss set about stripping his baby brother down to his drawers and Adam did the same for Charley.<\/p>\n As Adam removed Charley\u2019s shirt he declared. \u201cHey Hoss, did Charley mention anything to you about hurting his ribs?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t know anything about that,\u201d Hoss considered with a shake of his head. Then looking over at Charley\u2019s bound chest he pondered. \u201cWonder if that\u2019s why little brother here has been so protective of him in the past week. Maybe he knew Charley was hurt?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat could be right,\u201d Adam agreed as he removed Charley\u2019s boots and pulled off his pants. \u201cBut why would they want to keep it a secret?\u201d<\/p>\n With their task finished the brothers stood up and looked down at the sleeping boys, dressed in nothing but their drawers.<\/p>\n A look of concern crossed Adam\u2019s face and he asked. \u201cHoss do you see what I see?\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss looked at the boys once more and smiled coyly. \u201cWell little brother there may have a bit of growing to do, but he\u2019s all Cartwright in the place that matters.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam couldn\u2019t help grinning at Hoss\u2019 observation. \u201cActually it wasn\u2019t Little Joe I was looking at.\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss looked over at Charley and frowned, there was nothing unusual as far as he could see.<\/p>\n \u201cI hope I\u2019m wrong,\u201d Adam declared. \u201cBut I just want to make sure.\u201d<\/p>\n With that he bent forward and pulled the waistband of Charley\u2019s drawers away from his body and took a look. Adam immediately pulled his hand away as if he had been caught by Hop Sing in the cookie jar, and sat down in the chair next to the bed in shock.<\/p>\n Hoss was perplexed. \u201cWhat\u2019s up with you Adam? Why do you want to go and do a thing like that?\u201d<\/p>\n Adam looked up at his middle brother and frowned. \u201cOh boy, is Joe in trouble this time.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cJoe, Little Joe, why would he be in trouble?\u201d Hoss queried. Why did his elder brother always talk in riddles? \u201cAnd what\u2019s it got to do with Charley?\u201d<\/p>\n Adam looked at the sleeping duo once more. \u201cBut that\u2019s it Hoss. Charley isn\u2019t a Charley really. She\u2019s more of a Charlotte.\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss\u2019 mouth dropped wide open. \u201cA g-g-girl,\u201d he whispered. \u201cCharley\u2019s a girl?\u201d \u201cBut maybe Little Joe didn\u2019t know that,\u201d Hoss stated hopefully. \u201cAfter all we just found out.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThey\u2019ve been sharing a room for the past two nights Hoss. Knowing our little brother\u2019s obsession with the opposite sex, I don\u2019t see this one getting past him.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s Pa gonna say?\u201d Hoss asked with dread.<\/p>\n Just as the words were leaving his mouth the door opened and Ben Cartwright entered.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat am I going to say about what?\u201d he demanded, before his eyes fell on the sleeping pair. \u201cThat\u2019s a girl,\u201d he stated simply pointing a finger at Charley.<\/p>\n \u201cHow did you know that Pa?\u201d Hoss asked in astonishment.<\/p>\n \u201cWell it\u2019s obvious,\u201d Ben said in exasperation.<\/p>\n \u201cNot to us,\u201d Hoss refuted. \u201cEven \u2018know it all\u2019 Adam there didn\u2019t know without looking in her drawers.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHE WHAT?\u201d Ben bellowed, turning his full attention to his eldest son.<\/p>\n \u201cL-l-let me explain Pa,\u201d Adam began, before he was interrupted by a low moan from the bed.<\/p>\n Ben\u2019s bellowing voice had awoken Little Joe and he sat up and opened his eyes, still hazy and blurred with the alcohol and punch to the chin.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat\u2019s going on?\u201d he asked. \u201cWhy\u2019s everyone in our room?\u201d Then turning to his side he viewed the prone figure of Charley. \u201cSo that\u2019s how she keeps them flat,\u201d he mused. \u201cAlways wondered how she did that.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou knew about this?\u201d Ben spat out through gritted teeth.<\/p>\n Joe began to sober up very quickly and held his hand to his head.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve got a real bad head Pa.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s not the only thing that\u2019ll be aching before this night\u2019s through,\u201d Ben promised. \u201cNow get out of that bed and go to my room. NOW\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut Pa,\u201d Joe protested. \u201cI\u2019m only wearing my drawers.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNot for much longer,\u201d Ben grimaced as his hand rested instinctively on his belt. \u201cNow move.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe didn\u2019t need telling twice. Jumping from the bed he hastily rushed out of the door and ran along the corridor to his father\u2019s room.<\/p>\n Pulling the blankets over the sleeping girl, Ben declared. \u201cI\u2019ll speak to her later, but I think my youngest is in need of my attention.\u201d<\/p>\n As he left the room, Adam made to follow.<\/p>\n \u201cHey where you shooting off to?\u201d Hoss called after him.<\/p>\n \u201cThere\u2019s no way I\u2019m missing this one Hoss,\u201d Adam replied. \u201cCan\u2019t wait to hear what explanation the kid comes up with this time.\u201d<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n As Ben strode into his room, Adam slipped in unobtrusively behind him and moved over to the far corner out of sight, in the hope that he wouldn\u2019t be asked to leave.<\/p>\n Joe stood next to the bed, his hands held protectively behind his back. He was shaking slightly and it wasn\u2019t just from the cold. How was he ever going to explain to his Pa about Charley?<\/p>\n The room remained silent for a good ten minutes as Ben paced up and down and tried hard to bring his temper under control. He was a fair man and believed in giving his sons the benefit of the doubt and hearing their side of the story before jumping to conclusions, but with Joseph this was hard to do on many occasions. This was a very serious situation and he couldn\u2019t for the life of him think of how it would be resolved.<\/p>\n After what seemed a lifetime to Little Joe, his father finally stood in front of him with his hands placed firmly on his hips.<\/p>\n \u201cWell young man what have you got to say for yourself?\u201d<\/p>\n Joe bit on his bottom lip and frowned. He didn\u2019t know what to say without digging a bigger hole for himself.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m waiting Joseph. How long have you known Charley was a girl?\u201d<\/p>\n Joe tried to speak but nothing came out. Coughing slightly to clear his throat he whispered. \u201cThe day after the stampede, when you sent me after Charley to the watering hole.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben digested this latest revelation. That meant that Joe was well aware of the situation when they arrived in San Francisco and yet he had agreed to share a room with the girl. A fleeting moment of panic filled Ben\u2019s head, but he tried to dismiss the thought as quickly as it had come to him. Joe was only sixteen; surely he was too young to be even thinking such a thing. But Ben had to know.<\/p>\n Choosing his words as carefully as he could, Ben asked. \u201cYou knew Charley was a girl and yet you agreed to share a room with her?\u201d<\/p>\n Realising the implication of Ben\u2019s words, Joe quickly blurted out indignantly. \u201cI didn\u2019t want to share with her Pa, I even offered to share with Hoss, but he wouldn\u2019t let me.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben breathed a quick sigh of relief; at least the reason for Joe\u2019s deception did not appear to be of a dishonourable nature.<\/p>\n \u201cThat doesn\u2019t alter the fact that you kept her true identity to yourself and you did share a room with her. Why didn\u2019t you tell me immediately when you discovered the truth?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI couldn\u2019t Pa. Charley made me promise to keep her secret.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben\u2019s voice rose slightly. \u201cShe made you! Have I not raised you to have a mind of your own? What do you mean \u2018she made you\u2019?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cShe said she would tell you if I said anything.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cTell me what?\u201d Ben asked in exasperation<\/p>\n Joe didn\u2019t look at his father\u2019s face, knowing what reaction his next words were likely to cause. \u201cShe said she would tell you that I touched her br.., her br, well you know her\u2026\u201d Joe could not bring himself to say the words; instead he gesticulated with his hands in front of his chest.<\/p>\n \u201cYOU DID WHAT?\u201d his father bellowed.<\/p>\n \u201cBut it was an accident Pa,\u201d Joe shrieked. \u201cWe were in the water and we didn\u2019t have our clothes on\u2026.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh God,\u201d Ben gasped, holding his hand to his head. This was getting worse by the second.<\/p>\n Adam sat in the corner with his hand over his mouth trying hard to stifle his laughter. Only Little Joe could get himself into such a predicament.<\/p>\n Holding up his hand in front of him, Ben silenced his young son. \u201cLet me get this straight Joseph. You and Charley were in the water\u2026.naked\u2026.and you touched her..\u201d Ben stopped in order to take another deep breath. \u201cYou touched her breasts.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe nodded.<\/p>\n \u201cJoseph, I want you to think very carefully before you answer this next question.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes Sir.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cDid you know that Charley was a girl when you both took off your clothes and entered the water?\u201d<\/p>\n Joe\u2019s mouth dropped wide open in shock and he looked in stunned silence at his father\u2019s face. How could his Pa even think such a thing? Regaining his tongue the words began to pour out of Joe\u2019s mouth at an alarming rate.<\/p>\n \u201cI had no idea Pa. When I arrived Charley was already swimming and I sneaked into the water when she wasn\u2019t looking. I grabbed hold of her legs and pulled her under\u2026of course I didn\u2019t know she was a girl then otherwise I wouldn\u2019t have done it. When she came to the surface she was real angry\u2026. well I guess she would be wouldn\u2019t she\u2026 being a girl an\u2019 all. Then she went to hit me and I reached out to push her out of the way and well, that\u2019s when it happened.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben tried hard to keep up with Joe\u2019s rambling. \u201cWhen what happened?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s when I touched her, you know, her\u2026\u201d Joe lowered his voice. \u201cHer breasts. And that\u2019s how I found out she was a girl. Charley said if I told you about her, she would tell you I grabbed her, but I didn\u2019t\u2026well not really.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben walked round and sat on the side of the bed. He should have known. Joe was only sixteen and much as he thought he was all grown up, in the ways of women he was still very much an innocent. If the situation hadn\u2019t been so serious Ben would have laughed, but as it was, Joe had at the very least compromised the girl by sharing a room with her.<\/p>\n Joe couldn\u2019t read his father\u2019s face. Some of the anger seemed to have disappeared, but he still looked very serious. As for Adam, he was now stood looking out of the window, his shoulders shaking slightly. Joe wondered if his brother was upset, but the truth was that Adam couldn\u2019t hide his amusement any longer and he didn\u2019t want to have his father\u2019s wrath turned on him if he was caught laughing.<\/p>\n Ben still had unanswered questions. \u201cLittle Joe. Where have you been sleeping these past two nights?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cME!! Oh I slept on the settee Pa,\u201d Joe squeaked, anxious to put his father\u2019s mind at rest. \u201cCharley had the bed to herself and I-I-I left the room when she took off her clothes and things.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOkay, okay, I believe you,\u201d Ben acceded, raising his hand to quiet his son\u2019s excited chatter. \u201cRight I want you to go to bed now and we\u2019ll discuss this matter further in the morning.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe was relieved that the discussion hadn\u2019t included a \u2018necessary talk\u2019, but he now looked at his father in confusion. \u201cGo to bed Pa?\u201d<\/p>\n Ben raised his eyes to the ceiling \u2013 \u2018God give him strength\u2019. \u201cIn that bed Joseph,\u201d he growled, pointing to the bed Joe was leaning on. \u201cYou will be sleeping in my room from now on, where I can keep a good eye on you.\u201d<\/p>\n Later that evening Ben and Adam met in the lounge bar downstairs to discuss the sorry state of affairs. Walking over to the table with a couple of beers in his hands Adam set them down before tentatively broaching the subject with his father.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat you going to do about Joe Pa?\u201d<\/p>\n Ben drew in his breath and held it for several seconds. \u201cI think your little brother has really excelled himself this time Adam. The trouble is Joseph doesn\u2019t seem to appreciate the position he has put himself and the young girl in.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam looked at his father and sadly thought he had aged visibly in the last few hours. \u201cI\u2019m sure nothing happened between them Pa. One look at Little Joe\u2019s face should have told you that.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThat doesn\u2019t alter the fact Adam. Your younger brother has been sharing a bedroom with a young lady for the past two nights. What her family are going to say about this, I dread to think? If it was my daughter I would be demanding marriage at the very least, but only after I had a slice of his hide first.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam was stunned at his father\u2019s words. \u201cCome on Pa, they are just a couple of kids. Surely you can\u2019t be contemplating allowing Joe to marry.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo of course not,\u201d Ben admitted. \u201cBut how are we ever going to placate the girl\u2019s family into believing that it was all completely innocent and save the girl\u2019s good name into the bargain?\u201d<\/p>\n Neither man could come up with a satisfactory answer. Ben was right; Joe had really got himself into quite a fix this time.<\/p>\n \u201cYou know Pa, we don\u2019t even know if Charley has any family at this moment in time,\u201d Adam cajoled, a glimmer of hope in his voice. \u201cWhy don\u2019t we wait and see what she\u2019s got to say for herself before we go jumping to any conclusions?\u201d<\/p>\n Ben acknowledged Adam\u2019s words, but he didn\u2019t feel confident. Drinking the rest of his beer in one, he rose and headed for the stairs. As he entered the darkened bedroom his eyes clouded as he looked at the sleeping form of his youngest son. \u201cOh Joseph,\u201d Ben whispered to himself with a shake of his head. \u201cWhy don\u2019t you think before you act? Your brothers and I won\u2019t be around forever to keep picking up the pieces.\u201d<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n The following morning Adam knocked on Charley\u2019s bedroom door and waited for an answer. The girl was still feeling the after affects of the beer and whisky from the night before, not to mention the blow she had taken on the chin.<\/p>\n \u201cWho\u2019s there and what do you want?\u201d she called out in a sleepy voice, reluctant to be drawn from her warm bed.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s Adam Cartwright young lady and Pa wants to see you in his room in ten minutes, so look lively.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley sat up in bed a look of pure horror crossing her face. How did Adam know she was a girl? Looking down at her almost naked body, she groaned as fleeting memories of the night before came back to her. At the thought of the brothers undressing her, she blushed profusely and pulled the covers up to her chin in embarrassment.<\/p>\n When Charley finally presented herself outside Ben\u2019s room some twenty minutes later, she was once again dressed in the boy\u2019s clothes she had worn since meeting them. As she prepared to knock on the door, one of the ranch hands was just leaving after delivering a message to Ben, and he couldn\u2019t help but notice the difference in the \u2018boy\u2019 he had seen the day before.<\/p>\n Joe too noticed the difference immediately. Charley had not bothered to bind her female attributes; after all her secret was out. As Joe looked blatantly and open mouthed at that part of her anatomy, Ben could feel his temper rise.<\/p>\n \u201cJOSEPH!\u201d Ben shouted, bringing Joe\u2019s eyes quickly forwards and downwards so that he was looking at the floor.<\/p>\n Ben stood in front of the two shamefaced youngsters and tried hard to keep his anger in check.<\/p>\n \u201cSo young lady, what have you got to say for yourself? I\u2019ve heard Joseph\u2019s version, now I would like to hear yours.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley glanced sideways at Little Joe, who was still standing with his head down not daring to look up.<\/p>\n \u201cEr well em, what has Joe told you Mr Cartwright?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m asking you Charley, not Joe. Now why don\u2019t your start by telling me why you dressed as a boy and joined the cattle drive?\u201d<\/p>\n Seeing that she was going to get no help from Joe, Charley lifted her head and declared. \u201cI was fed up looking after my Pa and three brothers. They never let me have any fun. I wanted to help with the horses and ranch, but they just wanted me to do their cooking and cleaning.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam and Hoss looked at each and rolled their eyes, she sounded as bad as Joe.<\/p>\n \u201cIs that the only reason?\u201d Ben asked, trying hard to be patient.<\/p>\n \u201cThere was something else,\u201d Charley reflected. \u201cPa was even talking about finding me a suitable husband.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou. Married!\u201d Joe chipped in, feeling pity for anyone that ended up with Charley.<\/p>\n \u201cQuiet Joseph,\u201d Ben remonstrated. Then turning to Charley he warned. \u201cAfter this little fiasco your family may very well think they have found you a husband.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley and Joe looked at him aghast, the fear and realisation showing on their faces.<\/p>\n \u201cPa, I can\u2019t get\u2026\u2026.\u201d Joe began.<\/p>\n \u201cWell I ain\u2019t ready to get married yet,\u201d Charley declared emphatically, interrupting Joe. \u201cAnyway Joe\u2019s just a kid,\u201d she shrieked.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m not a kid,\u201d Joe shrieked back at her.<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re just sixteen,\u201d Charley shouted louder, ignoring Ben\u2019s warning glare.<\/p>\n \u201cBE QUIET!\u201d Ben cried in exasperation, silencing them both with two words.<\/p>\n Once peace was restored, Ben turned to Charley and asked. \u201cDo your family have any idea where you are?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNo Sir,\u201d Charley answered meekly feeling ashamed of her childish outburst.<\/p>\n Ben thought for a second then asked the question he knew he couldn\u2019t avoid.<\/p>\n \u201cI have already spoken to Joseph, but I want to hear it from you. What, if anything, has happened between the two of you?\u201d<\/p>\n Charley looked over at Joe and when she saw him begin to squirm, she jumped to the wrong conclusion. \u201cI don\u2019t know what Joe said Mr Cartwright, but it must all be in his imagination, \u2018cause I can assure you nothing whatsoever happened between me and Joe.\u201d<\/p>\n Even though Ben had believed Joe\u2019s version of events he still breathed a sigh of relief to hear it confirmed by Charley\u2019s own lips. But what was he to do? Would Charley\u2019s family see the whole escapade as a juvenile prank and that the kids were not romantically involved. He was certainly going to have his work cut out convincing them of the truth.<\/p>\n Looking at the two worried faces in front of him, Ben felt a moment of compassion. Much as he would have liked to knock their two heads together, he would do everything in his power to prevent their simple act of foolishness from ruining their lives.<\/p>\n With some reluctance, Charley provided Ben with details of her family\u2019s whereabouts and Ben quickly penned a telegram to them. Handing the note and a few dollars to Joe he instructed him to go to the local telegraph office and send the message immediately.<\/p>\n \u201cCome straight back here Joseph,\u201d Ben warned. \u201cI haven\u2019t finished with you yet.\u201d<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n Meanwhile the ranch hand who had seen Charley as he left Ben\u2019s room couldn\u2019t wait to impart his news to the rest of the hands. Hurrying out into the street and over to where a number of the Ponderosa crew were standing, he declared excitedly.<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019ll never guess what? I just bumped into young Charley over in the hotel and he\u2019s not a he at all, he\u2019s a girl.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHe\u2019s a what?\u201d Pete Malcolm blustered, not trusting what he was hearing.<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m telling you, I\u2019ve seen it with my own eyes. Charley\u2019s a girl.\u201d<\/p>\n The surrounding men were flabbergasted, who would have believed it. It took a few minutes for the knowledge to sink in, but when it did, a slow smile spread over Pete Malcolm\u2019s face.<\/p>\n \u201cThat Little Joe Cartwright sure is a dark horse.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhat do you mean?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThink about it! The little Casanova\u2019s been sharing a room with her for the past few days,\u201d Pete answered with a knowing wink in their direction.<\/p>\n The crew all started to laugh and whoop, totally unaware of a group of men listening and watching in the background.<\/p>\n Mallory Smithson and his sons stood rigid with anger. With fists clenched tightly at his side the senior Smithson turned to his eldest son Jack and demanded. \u201cYou find this Joe Cartwright and bring him to me. No man\u2019s gonna take advantage of my little gal and get away with it.\u201d<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n Joe was so glad to get away from his father and outside into the street. He hoped the worst was over; at least his Pa seemed to believe him and Charley that nothing had happened between them.<\/p>\n As he exited the hotel one of his father\u2019s men shouted over to him. \u201cHey Little Joe, how\u2019s it going?\u201d<\/p>\n When the other men with him started to laugh, Joe felt uncomfortable. \u201cUh, just fine,\u201d Joe shouted back moving quickly away, not wanting to be the butt of one of their jokes.<\/p>\n As Little Joe made his way up towards the telegraph office he was unaware that he was being followed. Just as he arrived at his destination he felt a hand on his shoulder and he turned to see a tall dark man about Adam\u2019s age standing behind him.<\/p>\n \u201cYou Joe Cartwright?\u201d The man asked.<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019s right,\u201d Joe replied, wondering just who this stranger was.<\/p>\n \u201cSomeone wants to see you over at the livery stable,\u201d the man stated and walking away beckoned for Joe to follow.<\/p>\n Ignoring the warning bells in his head, Joe\u2019s curiosity got the better of him and he followed the man across the street.<\/p>\n As they entered the stables and the door was closed behind him, Joe began to have the uneasy feeling that he had made a big mistake. There were three other men now standing there and none looked too happy to see him.<\/p>\n \u201cThis is him Pa,\u201d Jack Smithson shouted over to his father; at the same time spiralling Joe forward with a push to his back.<\/p>\n \u201cHe ain\u2019t nothing but a kid,\u201d Mallory Smithson spat, glaring down at the boy now standing just feet from him.<\/p>\n Before Joe had time to gather his thoughts, Jeb, the youngest of the brothers\u2019 stepped forward and landed a heavy blow to Joe\u2019s stomach.<\/p>\n \u201cKid or not, he\u2019s dishonoured our sister and for that he\u2019s gonna have to pay.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe was now on his knees, coughing and trying to catch his breath. He looked up at his attacker, but before he had time to formulate a reply in his own defence another blow struck him in the face.<\/p>\n Falling heavily to the ground, Joe\u2019s head banged hard on the earth beneath him. Blood trickled from his mouth as he tried to collect his confused thoughts and make sense of what was happening to him.<\/p>\n Joe\u2019s breath was still coming in short gasps when two pairs of arms grabbed hold of him and dragged him to his feet.<\/p>\n As Jeb and Mark held Joe tightly between them, Mallory Smithson now stood just inches from his captive. Taking hold of Joe\u2019s hair he pulled the boy\u2019s head up so that he could look him straight in the eye. \u201cBefore I take the flesh off your hide boy, have you got anything to say for yourself?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI-I-I don\u2019t know what I\u2019m supposed to have done,\u201d Joe stuttered, flinching visibly as the hands holding him dug into his flesh.<\/p>\n \u201cIs it true that you have been sharing a room at the hotel with my little gal?\u201d<\/p>\n The fear escalated in Joe\u2019s mind, this was one situation he knew he was going to have difficulty talking his way out of.<\/p>\n \u201cI-I-I suppose I have, but it\u2019s not what you th\u2026\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n Joe never finished his sentence, his first words had condemned him and Mallory Smithson was now beyond reason. Only the two pairs of hands at each side of him, kept Joe on his feet as the blows rained down on him again and again. Each blow was more vicious than the last and eventually Joe ceased to care, as he hung unconscious in the brothers\u2019 grasp.<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n Ben Cartwright couldn\u2019t believe that Joe was disobeying his instructions. As he paced backwards and forwards in the lounge of the hotel his temper was rising with each step.<\/p>\n Charley, Hoss and Adam stood nervously by as Ben vented his anger. \u201cWhy can\u2019t that boy follow one simple instruction? Mark my words, that\u2019s his last chance, for the rest of this trip he won\u2019t leave my side for an instant.\u201d<\/p>\n The door to the hotel lobby opened and Ben turned expectantly towards it, thinking it to be Little Joe. He was disappointed to see Snakey walking towards them. Just a few minutes prior, Snakey had been informed by Pete Malcolm that Charley was really a girl and his natural curiosity meant he had come to see for himself if it was true.<\/p>\n \u201cSnakey you haven\u2019t seen Little Joe by any chance?\u201d Hoss asked in an attempt to avert Snakey\u2019s eyes from the front of Charley\u2019s chest.<\/p>\n \u201cSure,\u201d Snakey replied, still keeping his eyes fixed on Charley\u2019s obvious female assets. \u201cSeen him going over towards the livery stable with some fellow.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam sensed something was amiss immediately. \u201cWas it anyone we know?\u201d<\/p>\n Snakey eventually pulled his eyes away from Charley and looked at Adam. \u201cNot anyone I know,\u201d he said with a shake of his head. \u201cBut I did see him earlier with three other men. Think they must be the same family, \u2018cause a couple of the younger guys called the older one Pa.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh no!\u201d Charley cried looking over at Ben. \u201cYou don\u2019t suppose it could be my Pa and brothers?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cDamn!\u201d Adam cursed. It wasn\u2019t by chance that Snakey was there giving Charley the once over and if Snakey knew about Charley then probably half the town was aware by now. If those men were Charley\u2019s family, it was a good guess that they had heard the gossip and it was a sure bet that they had the wrong end of the stick the same as everyone else.<\/p>\n Leaving Snakey to wonder what was going on, Ben, Charley, Adam and Hoss rushed from the hotel and towards the livery stable. Not pausing to wonder about the dangers, Ben pushed open the doors and barged inside followed closely by his sons and Charley.<\/p>\n Mallory was just about to land another blow to Joe\u2019s battered body. Adam instantly pulled his gun from its holster and growled. \u201cI wouldn\u2019t do that if I was you Mister,\u201d then looking at the other three men he said menacingly. \u201cAll of you put your hands in the air and keep them there.\u201d<\/p>\n Mallory\u2019s fist stopped in mid air and he dropped it back to his side. The two men holding Little Joe released their grip and Joe\u2019s body slid lifeless to the floor.<\/p>\n Ben rushed to Joe\u2019s side and gently lifted his son into his arms.<\/p>\n Unable to take her eyes from Joe\u2019s battered body, Charley sunk to her knees and cried. \u201cPa, what have you done?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWhat have I done?\u201d her father bellowed. \u201cMore like what have you and this boy done? Did you think I wouldn\u2019t find out about you sharing a room together?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBut it wasn\u2019t like that Pa,\u201d Charley sobbed, realising the trouble she had caused. \u201cNothing went on between me and Little Joe; he slept on the settee the whole time.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou expect me to believe that!\u201d Mallory Smithson roared. \u201cIf there was nothing going on, why were you sharing a room?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cBecause I wanted everyone to think I was a boy. Little Joe found out and he agreed to keep my secret.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo he was blackmailing you into staying with him?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cNO, NO,\u201d Charley shouted, trying to make her father see sense. \u201cLittle Joe wasn\u2019t blackmailing me. It was more like me blackmailing him. He wanted to tell his Pa I was a girl, but I made him promise he wouldn\u2019t. So you see that is how we ended up in the same room, but nothing happened Pa. Honest.\u201d Charley looked once more at Joe as Ben wiped the blood from his face. \u201cLook at him Pa, he\u2019s just a boy. How could you think such a thing?\u201d<\/p>\n For the first time Mallory Smithson took a good look at the boy in Ben Cartwright\u2019s arms and a wave of shame passed over him. He knew his daughter was telling the truth. Charley may be a little on the wild side, but in all her life she had never lied to him.<\/p>\n As the anger seeped out of him Mallory looked to Ben for understanding. \u201cI\u2019m sorry about the boy,\u201d he whispered. Then in a more pleading tone he asked. \u201cWhat was I supposed to think?\u201d<\/p>\n At that precise moment in time, Ben really didn\u2019t care what Mallory Smithson thought, his priority was his youngest son and tending to his injuries. Little Joe began to groan and Ben was relieved that he was regaining consciousness.<\/p>\n \u201cHow is he Pa?\u201d Hoss asked looking worriedly over Ben\u2019s shoulder.<\/p>\n \u201cPretty sore I would imagine,\u201d Ben replied. \u201cBut he\u2019ll be all right Hoss, he\u2019ll be all right.\u201d<\/p>\n Adam had returned his gun to its holster and now hovered in the background, still keeping a watchful eye on the Smithsons.<\/p>\n As a dazed Joe tried to clear his thoughts, Ben continued to check out his injuries. Once he was satisfied that Joe had no broken bones he breathed a sigh of relief. The lump forming on the side of Joe\u2019s head was concerning and Ben would get the doctor to give him the once over, but the fact that Joe was now conscious was a good sign.<\/p>\n Ben and Hoss stood at each side of Joe and slowly pulled him to his feet and held on to him.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s okay Pa, I can walk,\u201d Joe protested, pushing the helping hands away. But after only one step Joe\u2019s knees began to buckle and only Hoss\u2019 swift reflexes kept Joe from falling face down in the dirt.<\/p>\n Lifting his little brother with ease, Hoss swept Joe up into his arms, and despite the younger man\u2019s protests he carried his little brother bodily over to the hotel. Ben fell in step with Hoss while Adam set off in search of the doctor.<\/p>\n Charley and her family were left standing in the livery stable feeling embarrassed and foolish. At first they all avoided eye contact but eventually Mallory Smithson could stand the silence no longer.<\/p>\n \u201cWhy did you do it Charley? Why did you run off like that?\u201d<\/p>\n Charley shrugged her shoulders and tried to find the right words. She didn\u2019t want to hurt her Pa\u2019s feelings but at the same time she didn\u2019t want to return home to the life she had left behind.<\/p>\n \u201cEver since Ma died I ain\u2019t had a life Pa. You and the boys seem to think I should fill her shoes. I cook; I clean, I run about after you all. But what about me Pa? I\u2019m seventeen years old and I never have any fun; I never go anywhere or do anything. You won\u2019t allow me court a boy, and then you talk about finding me a suitable husband like I\u2019m some prize cow at the market.\u201d<\/p>\n Mallory Smithson looked at his \u2018little\u2019 girl through new eyes. Charley was right, ever since his wife Martha had died two years previously; he had expected Charley to take her place. Running a home, in his opinion, was women\u2019s work and it never occurred to him that Charley would want a different life for herself.<\/p>\n \u201cWhat is it you want Charley?\u201d Mallory asked, realising he had taken her for granted.<\/p>\n \u201cI don\u2019t want much Pa, just a bit of consideration. Maybe I could help on the ranch a bit more, I\u2019m real good with the horses. And in return the boys could help out with the house chores.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley\u2019s brothers began to mouth their protest, but Mallory quieted them with just a raise of his hand.<\/p>\n \u201cOkay Charley,\u201d he conceded. \u201cI\u2019m willing to meet you halfway. Come home with me now and I promise everything will change. The boys and I will help you with your chores and I\u2019ll see that you get to work with the horses.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley squealed with delight and flung herself into her Pa\u2019s open arms. Kissing him on the cheek she hugged him tight and declared. \u201cI love you Pa.\u201d<\/p>\n Mallory was delighted to have his daughter back again, but he felt an overwhelming sense of guilt towards Joe Cartwright. Prising himself away from Charley\u2019s grip, he held her hands in his and said. \u201cI think we should go over to the hotel and see how the lad is doing. I\u2019m afraid I wasn\u2019t too easy on him.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley\u2019s smile faded from her face. \u201cHe really is a nice boy Pa. Little Joe never did anything wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI know, I believe you Charley, it\u2019s just when I thought you were sharing a room with him I saw red.\u201d<\/p>\n The Smithson family left the livery stable just as the doctor was entering the hotel with Adam Cartwright and making his way to Ben\u2019s bedroom.<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n Joe hated being fussed over and was none too pleased to see the doctor enter the room. His pride had already taken a battering at the way Hoss had carried him into the hotel and up the stairs and he was in no mood to be prodded and poked by the local quack.<\/p>\n \u201cNow young man, let\u2019s take a look at you and see what the damage is,\u201d the doctor said pleasantly as he walked over to the bed. Blood was still trickling from Joe\u2019s mouth and nose and onto his shirt. \u201cI think we\u2019ll start by getting you out of these soiled clothes,\u201d the doctor added.<\/p>\n As the doctor reached over to unbutton his shirt, Joe pushed his hands away. \u201cI\u2019m fine,\u201d he said churlishly. \u201cI don\u2019t need no doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben\u2019s concern for his youngest turned to one of irritation. \u201cJoseph that is quite enough. You will do exactly as the doctor tells you.\u201d Then turning to Adam he added, \u201cHelp your brother off with his clothes Adam.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe sulked as Adam helped him remove his shirt and pants, but much as he tried to pretend he wasn\u2019t in pain, he couldn\u2019t help groaning and biting on his bottom lip when the doctor began his examination. Once the blood was wiped away, most of Joe\u2019s injuries turned out to be superficial; he would have plenty of bruises to show for his beating but there didn\u2019t appear to be any lasting damage.<\/p>\n By the time the doctor had finished, Joe was trying hard to keep his tears at bay and he was grateful when the physician mixed a painkilling powder and insisted that he drank it. The painkiller also had the added benefit of having a sedative effect and once his ordeal was over, Joe lay back on the pillows with his eyes closed, breathing heavily, and waited for the drug to work its magic.<\/p>\n As Adam pulled the covers over his young brother, Ben and the doctor moved away from the bed.<\/p>\n \u201cWell?\u201d asked Ben and waited for the doctor\u2019s diagnosis.<\/p>\n \u201cHe\u2019s certainly taken quite a beating, but I don\u2019t think there\u2019s anything to worry about,\u201d the doctor began. \u201cHis ribs are sore and probably quite bruised but nothing\u2019s broken. The only thing I\u2019m a little concerned about is the blow to his head, but he seems to be coherent enough. Just keep him in bed for a few days. If that\u2019s possible,\u201d the doctor added with a chuckle, glancing back at the young man who was now beginning to drift off, \u201cand he\u2019ll be fine.\u201d<\/p>\n After the doctor had been paid and left the room, Ben sat with Joe until he fell asleep. With Joe now compliant, Ben took the opportunity to bathe his young son\u2019s face and body in an attempt to wash away the dried blood and dirt.<\/p>\n There was a quiet knock at the door and Adam answered. Charley sheepishly entered the room and stood before them.<\/p>\n \u201cHow\u2019s Joe, Mr Cartwright?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n Ben forced a smile on his face. \u201cDon\u2019t worry Charley, he\u2019s going to be fine. He\u2019ll have plenty of bruises and his pride is hurt, but he\u2019ll get over it.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley\u2019s bottom lip began to quiver. \u201cThis is all my fault. Joe really didn\u2019t want any part of it, but I made him promise to help me. I\u2019m so sorry.\u201d With that the tears began to fall and Charley choked back a sob.<\/p>\n Gathering the girl into his strong arms, Ben stroked her hair and said soothingly. \u201cWhat\u2019s done is done Charley, we can\u2019t change it, but at the end of the day I hope you and Joe have learned something from this experience.\u201d<\/p>\n Pulling herself together, Charley found herself smiling. \u201cI don\u2019t know about Joe but I sure have Mr Cartwright.\u201d Then with a mischievous smile, she added. \u201cI\u2019ve learned that those chest binders are the most uncomfortable things in the world to wear.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben began to chuckle and with a swipe to Charley\u2019s rear end he admonished. \u201cYou scamp. I pity your father trying to keep you in line and to think I thought I had it bad with Joseph.\u201d<\/p>\n At the mention of her father, Charley became serious once more. \u201cSpeaking of my Pa, he would like to talk to you Mr Cartwright. He and my brothers are waiting downstairs.\u201d<\/p>\n Shortly afterwards Adam, Hoss and Ben made their way to the hotel lounge for the inevitable meeting with the Smithson men.<\/p>\n As the seven men confronted each other there was an awkward silence in the room. Mallory was the first one to speak.<\/p>\n \u201cCharley told me Little Joe is going to be all right, but I still want to apologise for what I did to the boy,\u201d he began, not finding it easy to find the right words. \u201cIf you could just try and understand how I was feeling after what those men inferred about my daughter. I know it\u2019s no excuse but it\u2019s been real tough trying to raise a girl since my wife died.\u201d<\/p>\n Ben\u2019s face softened, he knew how difficult it was to raise kids on your own, but he expected that it would be doubly hard raising a daughter. Holding out his hand to the other father he said magnanimously.<\/p>\n \u201cNo hard feelings Mr Smithson, thinking about it, if I had a daughter I\u2019m sure I would have acted in exactly the same way.\u201d<\/p>\n Mallory Smithson breathed a sigh of relief; he wasn\u2019t proud of his actions and although he couldn\u2019t undo what he and his sons had done, he was at great pains to make amends.<\/p>\n \u201cThank you for that,\u201d Mallory said, acknowledging Ben\u2019s generous spirit. \u201cWe\u2019ll be staying in town for another day or so and I\u2019d like the opportunity to apologise to Joe in person when he\u2019s feeling better.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019m sure that can be arranged,\u201d Ben affirmed. \u201cNow how about we all sit down and have some lunch.\u201d<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n It was the following afternoon when Ben opened his bedroom door and Joe suddenly found himself surrounded by the entire Smithson family. The bruises on Joe\u2019s face were now quite prominent and all in all he looked a very sorry soul.<\/p>\n Joe slunk low down in the bed and kept his eyes on the cover in front of him. He felt uncomfortable and exposed lying in bed injured while the men that put him there hovered so close nearby.<\/p>\n Mallory Smithson\u2019s face reddened as he was confronted by the evidence of his actions. Coughing to clear his throat he tried to formulate an apology that didn\u2019t trivialise his behaviour.<\/p>\n \u201cLittle Joe, I know it will be hard for you to comprehend my actions, but hopefully when you grow up and become a father yourself, you may be able to understand why I did what I did. Sometimes your heart rules your head and you do things you wouldn\u2019t normally do.\u201d Mallory paused for breath, as Joe seemed to sink lower in the bed. \u201cWhat I\u2019m trying to say Joe is that I\u2019m sorry, really sorry, for the way I behaved. If I could take back the hurt I would and I\u2026.well\u2026I just wanted you to know that.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe still kept his eyes down, his bottom lip sucked between his teeth. He didn\u2019t mean to be rude, but he just couldn\u2019t think what to say to the man.<\/p>\n Mallory made to turn away. \u201cI\u2019m sorry son, but I can understand if you don\u2019t want to accept my apology.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe\u2019s head shot up. \u201cNo no, it\u2019s not that. I do accept your apology and I suppose I do understand how you feel\u2026well a little anyway.\u201d As Joe looked around him his eyes fell on Charley who was stood at the back of the room.<\/p>\n This was the first time Joe had seen Charley dressed in female attire. Her blue fitted dress accentuated her slim figure and her blonde curls were no longer pushed behind her ears but now fell softly forward framing her pretty face.<\/p>\n \u201cWOW!\u201d Joe couldn\u2019t help exclaiming. \u201cYou sure scrub up well.\u201d<\/p>\n Charley started to giggle. \u201cI can\u2019t say the same for you Joe; you looked a lot prettier yesterday morning.\u201d Realising how heartless that sounded, Charley was quick to apologise. \u201cI\u2019m sorry Joe, guess that was a really dumb thing to say.\u201d<\/p>\n Joe laughed and then winced as his ribs began to hurt. \u201cThat\u2019s to be expected. After all you\u2019re just a girl and girls always say dumb things.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019re a one to talk little boy,\u201d Charley was quick to respond. \u201cIf you weren\u2019t so pig h\u2026\u2026\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOh oh, I think it\u2019s time to separate them,\u201d Ben laughed, as Mallory grabbed his daughter and pulled her from the room.<\/p>\n ********<\/p>\n Several days later Ben finally allowed Joe to leave his bed and join them downstairs for breakfast. The Smithson family had already left town the day before and Ben had made arrangements for himself and Joe to leave on the noon stage. Hop Sing would be joining them on the journey while Adam and Hoss returned to the Ponderosa with the rest of the crew on horseback.<\/p>\n At midmorning Ben left the hotel to go and finalise some last minute arrangements, while Adam and Hoss decided to make one last visit to the saloon for a cool glass of beer before they started to make tracks on the homeward journey.<\/p>\n Joe tagged along with his brothers looking rather dejected. \u201cWhat\u2019s up with you Short Shanks?\u201d Hoss asked, unhappy to see his little brother looking so forlorn.<\/p>\n \u201cI think he\u2019s missing his little friend,\u201d Adam teased, winking in Hoss\u2019 direction.<\/p>\n \u201cThat\u2019ll be the day,\u201d Joe retorted. \u201cCharley was enough to put me off girls for life. I\u2019m finished with women from now on.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cThen what\u2019s up?\u201d Hoss asked once more.<\/p>\n \u201cJust wish I was going back with you and Adam,\u201d Joe cried petulantly. \u201cDon\u2019t want to spend all that time on the stage with Pa and Hop Sing.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s for your own good,\u201d Hoss deemed. \u201cThose ribs of yours ain\u2019t up to a long horse ride. Besides I don\u2019t think Pa is willing to let you out of his sight for oh, I don\u2019t know, the next three or four years maybe.\u201d<\/p>\n The elder brothers guffawed with laughter at their younger siblings face. \u201cCome on,\u201d Adam called, slinging an arm over each of his siblings\u2019 shoulders.. \u201cLet\u2019s have a beer together before we have to leave.\u201d<\/p>\n Hoss and Adam were in discussion at the bar, their glasses almost empty, when they turned to see Little Joe being chatted up by one of the pretty saloon girls.<\/p>\n \u201cWell hello young fella,\u201d the girl crooned. \u201cWhat happened to your handsome face?\u201d<\/p>\n To the brothers\u2019 amazement Joe smiled cockily at the girl and with all the charm he could muster said. \u201cOh it\u2019s nothing, just got into a bit of fight that\u2019s all.\u201d<\/p>\n The saloon girl bent forward and kissed the young man on the lips. \u201cHow about I kiss your bruises better?\u201d She enthused before seductively allowed her fingers to trace a line down Joe\u2019s chest. \u201cAll of them.\u201d<\/p>\n Before Joe had time to make a response two pairs of arms lifted him bodily from his seat and carried him protesting out of the saloon.<\/p>\n \u201cGot to hand it to you boy,\u201d Adam declared with a shake of his head. \u201cYour celibacy didn\u2019t last long.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cMy w-w-what?\u201d Joe questioned, still trying to free himself from his brothers\u2019 grasp.<\/p>\n \u201cForget it little brother, just forget it,\u201d Hoss laughed, pulling Joe\u2019s hat down over his eyes. \u201cYou know Adam, I think we should tell Pa to make that five years!!!\u201d<\/p>\n The End<\/p>\n
\nJoe chuckled softly to himself as he rode back to the herd. He was so grateful that Charley had joined the cattle drive, otherwise that would have been him at the receiving end of Snakey\u2019s notorious temper.<\/p>\n
\nCries of \u201cstampede\u201d echoed out in the darkness, as the slow rumbling of hooves became an almighty din. The cowboys tried hard to slow them down, but there was little they could do. The flankers and swing men riding at the sides could do no more than ride alongside the charging torrent and hope against hope they wouldn\u2019t be unseated and fall, because if they did, there would be no one there to save them.<\/p>\n
\nCharley replied, emphasising her point by poking her finger into Joe\u2019s chest.<\/p>\n
\nAdam nodded.<\/p>\n