{"id":723,"date":"2009-03-01T16:30:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-01T21:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=723"},"modified":"2025-02-27T12:13:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-27T17:13:31","slug":"san-francisco-surprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=723","title":{"rendered":"San Francisco Surprise (by Terri)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary:\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span>WARNING THIS STORY IS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT<\/p>\n

On a visit to San Francisco the three brothers are out on the town when Little Joe has a surprise experience and gloats about his fortune, but\u00a0it’s his\u00a0brothers who have the last laugh.<\/p>\n

Rated:<\/span> MA \u00a0WC 1800<\/p>\n

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San Francisco Surprise<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cSan Francisco\u201d Joe said quietly as he looked around him, belying the excitement he was really feeling.\u00a0 Then turning to his brothers he smiled broadly as he watched them climb down from the stagecoach, tired and hungry.\u00a0 \u201cSeems like forever since the last time we were here.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cIt\u2019s even longer for me,\u201d Adam said sardonically.\u00a0 \u201cIf I remember rightly you boys made sure I drew the short straw and stayed at home on the last trip out here.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss and Joe exchanged a sheepish grin, but decided it was best to say nothing.\u00a0 They knew, Adam knew and Pa knew the trick they had played, but they were hardly going to admit it.<\/p>\n

Three hours later the brothers had bathed, shaved, napped and eaten and were now dressed up to the nines and ready to hit the town.<\/p>\n

\u201cSo what\u2019s the plan?\u201d Hoss asked as he stood awkwardly in front of the mirror allowing Joe to redo his string tie in a more presentable knot than previously.<\/p>\n

\u201cThe plan is to stay safe,\u201d Adam replied with a raise of his eyebrow.\u00a0 \u201cJust remember what happened the last time you two were here.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cDon\u2019t blame us,\u201d Joe said with indignation.\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cIt was Pa that got himself shanghaied, fact is, we had to rescue him.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell that may be, but just remember this isn\u2019t Virginia City, keep your wits about you.\u201d<\/p>\n

With a roll of his eyes, Joe headed for the door and beckoned for his brothers to follow him.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

The first few hours passed pleasantly enough and the three of them were certainly having a good time.\u00a0 They visited several clubs and bars and, for once, Adam didn\u2019t keep reminding Joe to \u2018take it easy\u2019 with the beer.<\/p>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s go,\u201d Adam shouted over the din of music and merrymaking, pointing with his finger for them to head back out onto the street.<\/p>\n

\u201cWhere now?\u201d Hoss queried as the three of them pushed their way through the crowd of people and out onto the sidewalk.<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m not sure,\u201d Adam replied, \u201cbut if I remember rightly there should be a club just up here on the corner that is well worth a visit.\u201d<\/p>\n

But they never got that far.<\/p>\n

They had been walking less than a minute when Little Joe stopped dead in his tracks in front of an open doorway; his eyes lighting up with excitement.\u00a0 Whistling softly he gestured to his brothers to take a look inside.<\/p>\n

\u201cI think we just found our next stop,\u201d Joe stated and without waiting for an answer he stepped through the door.<\/p>\n

Adam and Hoss had to agree the girls on stage were far prettier than any they had seen up to now and to add to the enjoyment the singing and dancing was very risqu\u00e9, even by San Francisco standards.<\/p>\n

\u201cShe\u2019s beautiful isn\u2019t she,\u201d Joe whispered to Hoss as he gazed adoringly at the girl dancing at the end of the line up with the long dark hair.\u00a0 \u201cI think I\u2019m falling in love.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cNot again,\u201d Hoss groaned.\u00a0 \u201cLittle brother, can\u2019t you just look and enjoy like the rest of us.\u201d<\/p>\n

But Joe just smiled his secret smile and fixed his eyes on the girl in front of him as if she was the only one on the stage.<\/p>\n

As soon as the dance was over, the girls took their applause then hurried off to their dressing rooms.\u00a0 Joe rose quickly to his feet and started to make his way to the back of the room.\u00a0 \u201cI-I-I won\u2019t be long,\u201d he called over his shoulder, \u201cbe sure to get me a drink while I\u2019m gone\u2026\u2026.I think I\u2019m gonna need it.\u201d<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Joe liked to think it was fate rather than luck, but the first dressing room door he tapped on was opened by the dark haired beauty.<\/p>\n

\u201cWell hello there handsome,\u201d she growled in a voice so deep it sounded really sexy.\u00a0 \u201cWhatever can I do for you?\u201d<\/p>\n

For a moment Joe was taken aback by her open invitation, but his country boy charm was quick to surface as he took off his hat and smiled his most enchanting smile.<\/p>\n

\u201cJust had to tell you how much I enjoyed the show ma\u2019am.\u201d<\/p>\n

Grabbing Joe by the shirt front she yanked him inside the room and closed the door.\u00a0 Before a startled Joe could protest she had him pinned against the wall and was kissing him hard on the mouth, forcing his lips apart and snaking her tongue inside.<\/p>\n

Finally coming up for air, the girl backed off slightly and smiled sexily at the young man in front of her.\u00a0 \u201cNow ain\u2019t you a sight for sore eyes,\u201d she drawled.\u00a0 \u201cYou look good enough to eat.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe was completely taken aback by her forwardness, he was the man; it should be him making the first move.<\/p>\n

\u201cI-I-I think you\u2019re real pretty as well,\u201d he squeaked, feeling completely helpless as she started to tug at his shirt.<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t finish for another hour,\u201d the girl said distractedly, ignoring Joe\u2019s comments.\u00a0 \u201cBut I\u2019ve still got time for a quickee.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cA quickee!!\u201d Joe yelped.\u00a0 \u201cW-W-What do you mean a quickee?\u201d<\/p>\n

The girl laughed, a deep throaty laugh that made Joe think of his brother Adam.\u00a0 \u201cYou\u2019ll see,\u201d she replied.\u00a0 \u201cI kinda like to try before I buy, so you can take this as a taster of things to come.\u00a0 Later when I finish, we can really have a good time.\u201d<\/p>\n

As she was talking the girl was systematically undoing Joe\u2019s clothing.\u00a0 As she unbuckled his belt; Joe felt a moment of panic and he made to stop her, but he was not prepared for the sheer strength and determination she showed; she was only a woman after all.<\/p>\n

\u201cJust relax,\u201d she whispered in his ear.\u00a0 \u201cYou\u2019ll enjoy this, I promise you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Joe\u2019s protests died on his lips, when her right hand began to rub up and down the inside of his left leg.\u00a0 It didn\u2019t take her long to find the target of her search and with glee she gasped with delight.\u00a0 \u201cMy, my, we are a big boy aren\u2019t we?\u201d<\/p>\n

Dropping to the floor the girl tugged at Joe\u2019s now open pants and pulled them to his knees.\u00a0 \u201cOoooh lovely,\u201d she cooed; then with a lick of her lips she reached forward and took his penis.<\/p>\n

Joe was lost the minute her hand touched his bare flesh, any thoughts he may have had of leaving were gone and he abandoned himself to the sins of the flesh. \u00a0Looking up at him, the girl smiled knowingly as she witnessed the intake of breath and the closing of his eyes.<\/p>\n

With an experienced hand and mouth the girl worked her magic on Joe\u2019s body and it brought about the desired effect. \u00a0His manhood grew long and hard and he ached for release.<\/p>\n

Joe\u2019s head was thrown back against the wall as he reached down and laid his hands on the back off her head, pushing his body forward and forcing more and more of his weapon into her willing mouth.<\/p>\n

Past the point of no return, Joe could only moan aloud as his hips began to buck and his semen began their perilous but fruitless journey from his testes.\u00a0 \u201cOh god, I\u2019m going to come,\u201d Joe said through clenched teeth; giving the girl the chance to pull away if she so wished, but she was not about to let go.<\/p>\n

Joe panted hard, trying to catch his breath, still unable to believe what had just happened.\u00a0 But the girl had other ideas.\u00a0\u00a0 Pulling his pants up, nearly as quickly as she had pulled them down; she ushered him from the room with a promise to meet him when her shift was finished so they could continue where they had left off.<\/p>\n

It had been less than fifteen minutes since Joe had left his brothers, but the look on his face and his dishevelled clothing spoke volumes to them on his return.\u00a0 Walking back to their table Joe sat down and gulped down his glass of beer in one.\u00a0 As the shock of his experience was beginning to wear off, some of his previous bravado returned.\u00a0 With a wink and a smile at Adam and Hoss\u2019 expectant faces he boasted, \u201cYou just wouldn\u2019t believe what that girl can do with her tongue.\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam looked at Hoss and then at Joe, his face one of concern.\u00a0 \u201cJoe, you do know don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cKnow what?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI thought you saw it when we came in,\u201d Hoss interjected.\u00a0 \u201cI mean it was plain enough to see.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWhat was plain to see?\u201d Joe asked, now starting to worry.<\/p>\n

Without a word Adam and Hoss led Joe to the front of the building and pointed to the billboard, which was posted to the door.<\/p>\n

Joe\u2019s face turned white; then green, before the colour drained from it altogether.<\/p>\n

Just at that moment the girl from the stage came rushing towards them, pulling a cape around her costume.\u00a0 \u201cHey cowboy,\u201d she smiled.\u00a0 \u201cTurns out I can finish now, so how about we take up where we left off?\u201d<\/p>\n

With a look of horror on his face, Joe backed away rapidly, almost falling over his own feet in his haste to get away.\u00a0 Then before she could say another word he turned tail and ran as fast as he could, heading back towards the hotel.<\/p>\n

Hands on hips, the girl looked on in disbelief.\u00a0 Turning to Adam she asked, \u201cWhat\u2019s got into him?\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam shrugged.\u00a0 \u201cWho knows ma\u2019am.\u00a0 He\u2019s just a country boy with no manners.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cOh well, you win some, you lose some,\u201d the girl declared and with a shrug of her shoulders she headed back inside.<\/p>\n

At this point Adam and Hoss almost choked on their own laughter as they looked at the retreating girl and the billboard, where it announced in large letters\u2026\u2026..<\/p>\n

\u201cFOR ONE WEEK ONLY, THE BEST FEMALE IMPERSONATORS IN TOWN.\u00a0 WE CHALLENGE YOU TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.\u201d<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Later that evening as they were walking back to their hotel, Hoss asked.\u00a0 \u201cAre you going to tell him Adam?\u201d<\/p>\n

Adam screwed up his face and thought for a moment.\u00a0 \u201cWell maybe not straight away.\u00a0 It won\u2019t hurt any if we leave it until tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n

Hoss shook his head and smiled.\u00a0 \u201cPity Joe never stayed around to see the main attraction.\u00a0 They may have arrived late but those female impersonators were pretty convincing.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cYeah sure they were,\u201d Adam joked.\u00a0 \u201cOnce you overlooked the stubble, hairy chests and huge feet.\u201d<\/p>\n

Remembering the sight, both men fell about laughing and with arms wrapped round each other\u2019s shoulders they headed back to the hotel and their young brother.<\/p>\n

The End<\/p>\n

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Summary:\u00a0 \u00a0WARNING THIS STORY IS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT<\/p>\n

On a visit to San Francisco the three brothers are out on the town when Little Joe has a surprise experience and gloats about his fortune, but\u00a0it’s his\u00a0brothers who have the last laugh. \u00a0<\/p>\n

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