{"id":7243,"date":"2011-09-12T19:51:47","date_gmt":"2011-09-12T23:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=7243"},"modified":"2026-07-30T14:45:25","modified_gmt":"2026-07-30T18:45:25","slug":"the-morning-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bonanzabrand.info\/library\/?p=7243","title":{"rendered":"The Morning Post (by slaine89)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Summary: \u00a0<\/span>A letter written from one sister to another regarding two of Nevada’s most eligible bachelors.<\/p>\n

Rated:<\/span>\u00a0K+ (1,180 words)
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The Morning Post<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dearest Maggie,<\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019m so glad to have finally gotten a letter from you. There is far too much space between Nevada and New York, and I believe that the postal system actually enjoys delaying letters. Speaking of enjoyment, I adored the pictures you drew of father\u2019s new foals; seeing them almost made me wish that I was there again, at least for the summer. I am sending you a few books as well as some of the new silk mother and I purchased \u2013 a little taste of home for you out in the middle of nowhere as it were. Still, I can\u2019t help but think that you rather enjoy it since you haven\u2019t told me whether or not you\u2019re going to stay on there for a few more months or come back in the fall, although that may have more to do with the young man you mentioned in your last letter than your appreciation for the environment.<\/p>\n

So you\u2019ve fallen under the Cartwright spell like every other girl in Virginia City, have you? And just like every other girl, you\u2019re destined to pine away until you meet some other man who almost fits the bill \u2013 but not quite \u2013 and you decide that\u2019s as good as you\u2019re going to get. It\u2019s really for the best anyway; those Cartwrights are nothing but trouble. Surely you know that Ben Cartwright lost three wives? Poor luck like that must run in the family.<\/p>\n

And before you ask and then have to wait six months for a reply, I\u2019ll tell you that yes, I did fall for one of them myself. I supposed you can guess who, but I won\u2019t make you; my eyes saw none but Adam. He was a good deal older and more mature than the Little Joe that you seem so infatuated with if I remember right, and of course I do. You never forget a Cartwright after you\u2019ve had him. Don\u2019t look so shocked, Maggie, as I know you probably do. The Cartwrights aren\u2019t all stone and grit in their castle of masculinity. Of course they would never buckle to a man trying to steal their land or rip their family apart, but to a woman who knows what she\u2019s doing, they are quite assailable.<\/p>\n

And so if you think your Little Joe is worth it, I can give you some advice on how to go about it if that\u2019s what you want. I needn\u2019t tell you not to mention this to mother \u2013 or father if you want the youngest Cartwright to maintain his current state of health.<\/p>\n

First of all, you must understand one thing, and this goes for all men, not just the Cartwrights (though it is magnified a good bit in that family). Here it is: all men are arrogant. The most proud woman\u00a0in the world can never hold a candle to the most humble man. Tell a man he can\u2019t do something, and you can be sure that he\u2019ll try to do it. (And would we women have it any other way?) As I said, this is especially true of the Cartwrights, and (if memory serves) of your Little Joe. So this is my first piece of advice to you: act as though he can\u2019t have you. Your young man is hot headed and thinks he\u2019s every woman\u2019s dream. While this may be true (at least to you) you can\u2019t let him know that you think this. So when he talks to you, let your eyes roam a little so that he thinks you\u2019re not quite engaged. It will make him work harder for your attention. Which brings me to my second point.<\/p>\n

Men like to think that they earn everything that they have, especially your Cartwrights. I\u2019m sure you\u2019ve heard the speech about how they carved their kingdom out of the Nevada mountains. And trust me they go about their women the same way. Don\u2019t make it easy for the fellow. I remember when I was with Adam it was months before I even smiled at him. But let me tell you, my smile was all the sweeter for that. It nearly melted him. Although I have got a rare smile you know. You do too Maggie. You just need to learn how to use it properly. Smiling is an art form, you know; you can smile with your mouth, with your eyes, with your hands, with the way you walk, with your body, or with any combination of those. But it\u2019s important not to give him more than one at a time for starters. As I said, make him work for it.<\/p>\n

We have to fool them, you see. We have to make as if they are the ones reeling us in while actually we\u2019re simply letting them think they\u2019re the ones in control as they slowly realize that they can\u2019t live without us. And that, my dear sister, is the beauty of being a woman.<\/p>\n

Now for a few more pointers: make sure that he thinks you need him once you get past the initial stage of playing hard to get. A man needs to be needed. And, you won\u2019t have a problem with this seeing as how protective Papa is, but keep things feeling like an adventure, even if it means keeping how close the two of you are getting a secret. As I said, I recommend this anyway. And remember dear, the Cartwright men are special. They broke the mold with each of them. They require special women, which is precisely what you are. He\u2019s lucky that you noticed him. Keep this in mind when he starts sweet talking you. Because your knees will drop from beneath you, and you won\u2019t be able to breathe, you\u2019ll be shaking so much. One look in his eyes will drown you. But keep your wits about you, and remember what I\u2019ve said.<\/p>\n

I hope you can put this letter to good use, and I wish I could be there with you now. The city is so lonely without you. After you\u2019ve had your run and gotten the Cartwright fever out of your system (if that\u2019s possible; I\u2019m still not sure) you really should come back. There\u2019s plenty of men in New York, you know, even if they\u2019re not quite the caliber that you\u2019ve grown used to. If you get the chance ask Adam about me; I\u2019d love to know what he says. With any luck he\u2019ll blush and mumble something about being old friends.<\/p>\n

Oh, one last thing. If I remember correctly, Joe\u2019s favorite color is blue, so I would wear a blue dress when you\u2019re around him. Besides, it brings out your eyes.<\/p>\n

Your loving sister,<\/p>\n

Olivia<\/p>\n

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