Summary:   WARNING THIS STORY IS SEXUALLY EXPLICIT

On a visit to San Francisco the three brothers are out on the town when Little Joe has a surprise experience and gloats about his fortune, but it’s his brothers who have the last laugh.

Rated: MA  WC 1800

 

 

San Francisco Surprise

 

“San Francisco” Joe said quietly as he looked around him, belying the excitement he was really feeling.  Then turning to his brothers he smiled broadly as he watched them climb down from the stagecoach, tired and hungry.  “Seems like forever since the last time we were here.”

“It’s even longer for me,” Adam said sardonically.  “If I remember rightly you boys made sure I drew the short straw and stayed at home on the last trip out here.”

Hoss and Joe exchanged a sheepish grin, but decided it was best to say nothing.  They knew, Adam knew and Pa knew the trick they had played, but they were hardly going to admit it.

Three hours later the brothers had bathed, shaved, napped and eaten and were now dressed up to the nines and ready to hit the town.

“So what’s the plan?” Hoss asked as he stood awkwardly in front of the mirror allowing Joe to redo his string tie in a more presentable knot than previously.

“The plan is to stay safe,” Adam replied with a raise of his eyebrow.  “Just remember what happened the last time you two were here.”

“Don’t blame us,” Joe said with indignation.   “It was Pa that got himself shanghaied, fact is, we had to rescue him.”

“Well that may be, but just remember this isn’t Virginia City, keep your wits about you.”

With a roll of his eyes, Joe headed for the door and beckoned for his brothers to follow him.

***

The first few hours passed pleasantly enough and the three of them were certainly having a good time.  They visited several clubs and bars and, for once, Adam didn’t keep reminding Joe to ‘take it easy’ with the beer.

“Let’s go,” Adam shouted over the din of music and merrymaking, pointing with his finger for them to head back out onto the street.

“Where now?” Hoss queried as the three of them pushed their way through the crowd of people and out onto the sidewalk.

“I’m not sure,” Adam replied, “but if I remember rightly there should be a club just up here on the corner that is well worth a visit.”

But they never got that far.

They had been walking less than a minute when Little Joe stopped dead in his tracks in front of an open doorway; his eyes lighting up with excitement.  Whistling softly he gestured to his brothers to take a look inside.

“I think we just found our next stop,” Joe stated and without waiting for an answer he stepped through the door.

Adam and Hoss had to agree the girls on stage were far prettier than any they had seen up to now and to add to the enjoyment the singing and dancing was very risqué, even by San Francisco standards.

“She’s beautiful isn’t she,” Joe whispered to Hoss as he gazed adoringly at the girl dancing at the end of the line up with the long dark hair.  “I think I’m falling in love.”

“Not again,” Hoss groaned.  “Little brother, can’t you just look and enjoy like the rest of us.”

But Joe just smiled his secret smile and fixed his eyes on the girl in front of him as if she was the only one on the stage.

As soon as the dance was over, the girls took their applause then hurried off to their dressing rooms.  Joe rose quickly to his feet and started to make his way to the back of the room.  “I-I-I won’t be long,” he called over his shoulder, “be sure to get me a drink while I’m gone…….I think I’m gonna need it.”

***

Joe liked to think it was fate rather than luck, but the first dressing room door he tapped on was opened by the dark haired beauty.

“Well hello there handsome,” she growled in a voice so deep it sounded really sexy.  “Whatever can I do for you?”

For a moment Joe was taken aback by her open invitation, but his country boy charm was quick to surface as he took off his hat and smiled his most enchanting smile.

“Just had to tell you how much I enjoyed the show ma’am.”

Grabbing Joe by the shirt front she yanked him inside the room and closed the door.  Before a startled Joe could protest she had him pinned against the wall and was kissing him hard on the mouth, forcing his lips apart and snaking her tongue inside.

Finally coming up for air, the girl backed off slightly and smiled sexily at the young man in front of her.  “Now ain’t you a sight for sore eyes,” she drawled.  “You look good enough to eat.”

Joe was completely taken aback by her forwardness, he was the man; it should be him making the first move.

“I-I-I think you’re real pretty as well,” he squeaked, feeling completely helpless as she started to tug at his shirt.

“I don’t finish for another hour,” the girl said distractedly, ignoring Joe’s comments.  “But I’ve still got time for a quickee.”

“A quickee!!” Joe yelped.  “W-W-What do you mean a quickee?”

The girl laughed, a deep throaty laugh that made Joe think of his brother Adam.  “You’ll see,” she replied.  “I kinda like to try before I buy, so you can take this as a taster of things to come.  Later when I finish, we can really have a good time.”

As she was talking the girl was systematically undoing Joe’s clothing.  As she unbuckled his belt; Joe felt a moment of panic and he made to stop her, but he was not prepared for the sheer strength and determination she showed; she was only a woman after all.

“Just relax,” she whispered in his ear.  “You’ll enjoy this, I promise you.”

Joe’s protests died on his lips, when her right hand began to rub up and down the inside of his left leg.  It didn’t take her long to find the target of her search and with glee she gasped with delight.  “My, my, we are a big boy aren’t we?”

Dropping to the floor the girl tugged at Joe’s now open pants and pulled them to his knees.  “Ooooh lovely,” she cooed; then with a lick of her lips she reached forward and took his penis.

Joe was lost the minute her hand touched his bare flesh, any thoughts he may have had of leaving were gone and he abandoned himself to the sins of the flesh.  Looking up at him, the girl smiled knowingly as she witnessed the intake of breath and the closing of his eyes.

With an experienced hand and mouth the girl worked her magic on Joe’s body and it brought about the desired effect.  His manhood grew long and hard and he ached for release.

Joe’s head was thrown back against the wall as he reached down and laid his hands on the back off her head, pushing his body forward and forcing more and more of his weapon into her willing mouth.

Past the point of no return, Joe could only moan aloud as his hips began to buck and his semen began their perilous but fruitless journey from his testes.  “Oh god, I’m going to come,” Joe said through clenched teeth; giving the girl the chance to pull away if she so wished, but she was not about to let go.

Joe panted hard, trying to catch his breath, still unable to believe what had just happened.  But the girl had other ideas.   Pulling his pants up, nearly as quickly as she had pulled them down; she ushered him from the room with a promise to meet him when her shift was finished so they could continue where they had left off.

It had been less than fifteen minutes since Joe had left his brothers, but the look on his face and his dishevelled clothing spoke volumes to them on his return.  Walking back to their table Joe sat down and gulped down his glass of beer in one.  As the shock of his experience was beginning to wear off, some of his previous bravado returned.  With a wink and a smile at Adam and Hoss’ expectant faces he boasted, “You just wouldn’t believe what that girl can do with her tongue.”

Adam looked at Hoss and then at Joe, his face one of concern.  “Joe, you do know don’t you?”

“Know what?”

“I thought you saw it when we came in,” Hoss interjected.  “I mean it was plain enough to see.”

“What was plain to see?” Joe asked, now starting to worry.

Without a word Adam and Hoss led Joe to the front of the building and pointed to the billboard, which was posted to the door.

Joe’s face turned white; then green, before the colour drained from it altogether.

Just at that moment the girl from the stage came rushing towards them, pulling a cape around her costume.  “Hey cowboy,” she smiled.  “Turns out I can finish now, so how about we take up where we left off?”

With a look of horror on his face, Joe backed away rapidly, almost falling over his own feet in his haste to get away.  Then before she could say another word he turned tail and ran as fast as he could, heading back towards the hotel.

Hands on hips, the girl looked on in disbelief.  Turning to Adam she asked, “What’s got into him?”

Adam shrugged.  “Who knows ma’am.  He’s just a country boy with no manners.”

“Oh well, you win some, you lose some,” the girl declared and with a shrug of her shoulders she headed back inside.

At this point Adam and Hoss almost choked on their own laughter as they looked at the retreating girl and the billboard, where it announced in large letters……..

“FOR ONE WEEK ONLY, THE BEST FEMALE IMPERSONATORS IN TOWN.  WE CHALLENGE YOU TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.”

***

Later that evening as they were walking back to their hotel, Hoss asked.  “Are you going to tell him Adam?”

Adam screwed up his face and thought for a moment.  “Well maybe not straight away.  It won’t hurt any if we leave it until tomorrow.”

Hoss shook his head and smiled.  “Pity Joe never stayed around to see the main attraction.  They may have arrived late but those female impersonators were pretty convincing.”

“Yeah sure they were,” Adam joked.  “Once you overlooked the stubble, hairy chests and huge feet.”

Remembering the sight, both men fell about laughing and with arms wrapped round each other’s shoulders they headed back to the hotel and their young brother.

The End