Category: Humor
Martha Stewart on Bonanza (by Robin)
Summary: A look at a visit by Martha Stewart. Rating: T (1,185 words) Author’s Note: The REALLY Losts are satires of the series written with much affection, eye rolling, and winks. And can be somewhat risque’. Martha Stewart on Bonanza A REALLY Lost Blank Verse As inspired by a…
Three Blind Tales (by Robin)
Summary: Nope, it’s not the Three Blind Mice.
Rating: T (3,755 words)
Return to Eastgate (by Robin)
Summary: Ben should have remembered. What happened later for The Crucible.
Rating: T (4,200 words)
A Royal Pain (by DebbieB)
Summary: Adam and Hoss think their littlest brother is a royal pain…but Ben is beginning to think all three of his sons are a royal pains, and the knowledge soon leads him to taking refuge in the hayloft.
Rated: G (9,075 words)
The Olympic Inheritance (by Robin)
Summary: Beyond their wildest dreams? Well, it happened.
Rating: T (2,260 words)
The Cartwright Figure Skating Challenge (by Robin)
Summary: In honor of Susan Grote, and her love of ice skating championships.
Rating: T (4,050 words)
Kane’s Bidet (by Robin)
Summary: An investigational report of epic (too much information) proportions.
Rating: T (1,150 words)
A Private Myth (by AMG)
Summary: A rather silly mix of Greek mythology and the Cartwrights…
Rating: G
Words: 2,400
Brotherly Love (by JRosemary)
Summary: Adam has his hands full with a drunk and disorderly Little Joe in this WHN for ‘The Quality of Mercy.’
Rating: PG (1,590 words)
Stained (by JRosemary)
Summary: Maureen challenges Adam again as he tries to teach her that she isn’t ‘stained’ by her past–and as he tries to keep up with her forward thinking. This story is part of the series that includes ‘Freckles and Rouge’ and ‘A Real Father.’
Rating: G
Words: 3870
Part of the Maureen Series, links included within.
Freckles & Rouge (by JRosemary)
Summary: Adam substitutes again but a sharp, sassy student with a shocking background keeps his hands full.
Rating: PG-13 (13,690 words)
Part of the Maureen Series, Links included within
A Hogshead of Whiskey (by JRosemary)
Summary: Whiskey loosens Adam’s tongue one night and he opens up to Little Joe, giving us a glimpse into Adam’s uneven relationship with Marie.
Rating and Reader Alerts: PG-13 (mature themes, serial) / Words: 4,535
A Real Father (by JRosemary)
Summary: Maureen puts Adam–and his guardianship–to the test. This story is part of a series that includes Freckles & Rouge, but it will stand alone.
Rating and Reader Alerts: G / Words: 2,600 words
Part of the Maureen Series, links inluded within.
The Twelve Days of Christmas (by Rona)
Summary: A non-serious look at the song as it might apply to the Cartwrights.
Rated: T (3,075 words)
The Third Fondue Tale: Heidi (by Robin)
Summary: Why Pa Yodels
Rating: T (1,730 words)
Fondue Series, links to all the stories within the series are included.