Category: Humor
The Night Before Christmas (by freyakendra)
Summary: The boys have some childish fun in a poem that borrows from the original.
Rating: K (430 words)
QiXi: The Seventh Night of the Seventh Moon (by freyakendra)
Summary: A Chinese fairy-tale, an all-too-human Hop Sing and a carefree moment of make-believe usher the Cartwrights into a nightmare involving Chinese assassins and a beautiful, young woman two men will do anything to possess.
Rated: T (29,000 words)
Killing Cartwrights (by freyakendra)
Summary: Total, inane, silliness, prompted by Inca challenging writers to do what no one–or mostly no one, anyway–wants to do: actually kill a Cartwright! Subsequent discussion bordered on the macabre, with congratulations bestowed upon writers meeting the challenge. These 2 parodies resulted….
Rated: K+ WC 550
The Race (by frasrgrl)
Summary: Can Joe convince his brothers to take part of a new race Virginia City is hosting this month?
Word Count: 513 This is my answer to October’s C&S and the Michael Landon Birthday Challenge.
Rated: K
Loser Take All (by freyakendra)
Summary: Joe’s biggest ever poker win results in Adam and Hoss playing for higher stakes than any of them could ever have imagined.
Rated: T WC 12,600
Just A… Series
Just A Little Disagreement
The Dawson Gang
Just A Poker Game
Loser Take All
Chopped (by bahj)
Summary: It’s a race against the clock as the three Cartwright brothers use whatever’s on hand to prepare a dinner for twenty!
Rated: Family Friendly Word count: 1800
Virginia City Tea Party (by heike)
Summary: In Virginia City ladies know how to celebrate a proper tea party.
Rating: K+ WC 2100
Hiding in Fear (by BluewindFarm)
SUMMARY: An unenviable situation finds the brothers in hiding and praying they won’t be found.
Rating: K (640 words)
Out of Boredom Comes Fishing (by BluewindFarm)
Summary: It’s only been a few months since Adam left the Ponderosa; this story finds Hop Sing and Little Joe in the kitchen, talking.
Rating K (990 words)
Hoedown Showdown (by Patina)
Rating: K
Word Count=1893
Summary: The best laid plan often doesn’t play out as we’d imagined. WHN for Any Friend of Walter’s.
Hoss and the Saloon Girl (by ChristyG)
Summary: He swears he hasn’t had a drink, but his vision has to been seen to be believed. And you won’t believe it.
Rating: K+ (2,100 words)
Operation Barn Dance (by bahj)
Summary: Some women are worth a lot of trouble . . . but not all of them . . . (Just a short “cheesy” story :0)
Rated: Family Friendly / Word count: 2317
Written for a challenge 2013.
Words given:
Barn Dance
Fire
Horseshoe
Cheese
Operation
The Same Cloth (by faust)
Most unexpectedly, a trip to the barbershop with Little Joe brings Adam new appreciation of his little brother’s personality. An earthquake seems to play a major part in this…
3,000 words, rated K
The Invitation (by Sibylle)
Summary: Pa is away and …. A little comedy about fights, the mail, and an old friend. Typically?
Rated: K+ WC 1900
Blueberry Burglary (by Puchi Ann)
Summary: When three pies go missing at the Ponderosa, everyone’s suspicions naturally turn to a particular Cartwright, but who actually ate all the pies?
Rated: K WC 2400